(splat)
(pop)
(cars honking)
(yelling)
(screaming)
- Angela, get out of the way!
- No!
(yelling)
(door opens)
- Hey, Angela, what are you doin' here so early?
I haven't even set the table for your surprise.
- For my surprise?
For my surprise what?
- Uh, nothin', nothin' at all.
(door squeaks)
(gasps)
- Ben!
(cat groans)
(whistles)
- Angela, what are you doing here already?
We're not ready to start your surprise--
I mean, birthday--
- You mean my surprise birthday party?
- Aw, I blew it!
Why can't I keep a secret?
Well, at least I didn't say anything
about the chocolate raspberry cake.
- Chocolate raspberry cake?!
(squeals)
It's my favorite!
(screams)
(whistling upbeat music)
- Tom!
(zapping)
- Whoa oh.
(giggling)
(dinging)
(zooming)
(camera clicks)
(birds chirp)
- Oh hey, where are Tom and the guys anyway?
Shouldn't they be here by now?
- Tom wanted to get you a special new cake
at that new bakery across town, The Baked Dessert.
They're probably on their way.
(bird crows)
(soft music)
(gasps)
- How in the world did we end up in The Baked Desert?
- Yeah, that's weird.
Unrelated question, how many S's are in the word dessert?
- Oh great!
Now we're gonna miss Angela's party because Tom can't spell?
- Ah, ah, ah, ah, no, no, no, no,
we can still make it to the party if we hurry.
I'll just reprogram the GPSS to get us to the diner.
- [Ginger] You know diner only has one N, right?
- I better look that up.
(phone beeps)
No!
- Save your energy, Tom, in the desert
no one can hear you scream.
- That's space, Hank!
In space no one can hear you scream.
- Yeah, well, that's 'cause there's a lot
of space in the desert.
- Okay, okay, let's not panic.
Now my scout boy survival training will get us out of here.
Any good scout boy knows moss always grows on the south side
of a tree, so all we have to do is find a tree.
(bird crows)
Which might be harder than I thought.
(huffs)
(gasps)
- Hold on for a second, I found something!
(uplifting music)
(chewing)
- The World's Biggest Candy Bar!
(record scratches)
- No, Ginger, wasting time at some roadside tourist trap
is not gonna get us any closer to Angela.
- Well, I don't know if this is helpful,
but I found a sign with an arrow on it
pointing to where the town is.
- Good job, Hank.
See?
Now we'll just follow this arrow
and we'll be at Angela's party in no time.
Come on.
- Ginger, let's go.
- No!
(grumbles)
(sign squeaks)
(sighs)
(hums)
- So.
- So?
(sighs)
(hums)
- Write any new songs?
- Nah, I've been feeling kind of blue lately.
Hey, you know what?
Forget those guys.
Let's get this party started.
Why don't we order some ice cream?
- No thanks, I don't like to eat ice cream
on an empty stomach.
- Ronda!
- Yeah, what do you want?
- One scoop of strawberry ice cream, please.
- Strawberry?
That's my favorite!
- Mine too.
Make it a double.
- You got it.
(laughs)
(popping)
(soft music)
- Oh man.
(sighs)
Now I understand why cowboys wear such big hats.
- You did it Tom, you saved us!
- What do you mean, guys?
Phew, oh the Cactus Network.
- Howdy, Hank.
- Hello there, Mr. Garden.
(birds chirp)
- Well, I guess we should just leave him here, right guys?
- No, Ginger, we're not leaving Hank.
Hank!
Come on, Hank!
We are not home!
That's not the garage, it's just a mirage!
Now let's get back on this trail,
we're probably almost there!
Come on!
(panting)
(sparkling)
Angela?
(zipping)
(yelling)
(thud)
(blinking)
(gasps)
This can't be.
We just walked in a big circle?
- Well, Tom, that can only mean one thing,
we get to see the World's Biggest Candy Bar.
- We don't have time for that.
- Give it up, Tom, we're never gonna make it back to town.
Time to start our new lives here in the desert,
just you, me, Hank, and the World's Biggest Candy Bar.
- He's got a point, Tom, besides, what else are we gonna do?
- Fine, maybe someone there
can give us directions to the diner.
(yells)
- I'm gonna take a picture of the candy bar,
I'm gonna ride the candy bar,
I'm gonna get a candy bar key chain!
(mumbling)
(crashing)
- Ronda!
- Yeah, yeah, what do you want?
I ain't deaf.
- Another bowl, please.
- Honey, I think you've had enough.
- You listen here, Ronda,
it's my birthday
and I'll have as much ice cream as I want.
Duh!
- Yeah!
(splat)
(bird crows)
(sighs)
- [Ginger] That's not so big.
- See, Ginger?
This place is not just a tourist trap,
oh no, no, it's a closed and abandoned tourist trap.
- It says here that the whole town shut down when a bigger
candy bar was discovered by villagers
in the local mountains.
This pamphlet is full of fun facts.
Did you know that they got the candy bar here
by putting wheels on the bottom?
Too bad the way here is all uphill.
- Wait a minute!
If the way here is uphill--
- And there are wheels on the candy bar,
I think I have an idea.
(wheels grinding)
(grunting)
(panting)
Okay everyone, when I count to three, let's all jump on.
One.
Two.
- You're counting too fast.
- Three!
- Hey, wait!
- Ginger, give me your hand!
(panting)
(shouting)
- Maybe Tom forgot my birthday.
I mean, we talked about it yesterday but I guess sometimes
birthday's are hard to remember, right?
- Angela.
- Huh? - Angela.
- Uh-Huh?
(burps)
- Tom definitely did not forget your birthday.
- Oh, well, is he invisible?
Because I don't see him anywhere.
- Angela, listen to me.
I'll be the first to admit that Tom has his flaws
but he always comes through in the end.
- Well, yeah, except it's always by doing something crazy
and dangerous.
- That is not true!
- This is crazy!
- And dangerous!
(shouting)
- You know, Hank and Ginger are missing too,
but it seems like you mostly care that Tom isn't here.
- Pfft.
Okay.
Can I tell you a secret?
- No, don't tell me, I can't stand the pressure
that comes with keeping secrets.
- Right.
You're so right.
I kinda like Tom!
(gasping)
(dishes crash)
(gasps)
I can't believe I said it out loud!
- Angela!
I can't believe it, this is great news.
When Tom gets here, let me talk to him
and tell him that you-- - What?! No!
Don't you dare say anything!
- But-- - Not a word!
It could ruin our friendship.
- But, why did you tell me?
- I don't know, I guess I couldn't stand the pressure
of being the only one who knew.
- So you told me?!
I just told you I can't keep a secret!
I can't handle it!
(yells)
- Ben!
(people chattering)
But wait!
(screaming)
(cars honking)
Where are you?
(pants)
Wait, what?
(yelling)
(cars honking)
- Wait, what is that?
(people screaming)
(screams)
Angela!
Get out of the way!
- No!
(screaming)
(crashing)
(birds chirp)
(groans)
- Angela?
No!
(cries)
- Is everyone okay?
- Happy birthday, Angela!
Surprise!
- Tom!
(nervous laugh)
- Is he alright?
- Tom, I have to tell you something about Angela.
- No, he doesn't.
No you don't, right Ben?
You just wanted more ice cream, right here, eat it.
- Ah, brain freeze!
Oh, I'm passing out.
(thud)
(birds chirp)
(nervous laugh)
- Whoa, I guess Ben can't hold his ice cream, right?
- Yeah, I guess not.
What was he gonna say?
- Nothing, he was just jokin'.
- Well, happy birthday, I hope you saved room for dessert.
- Dessert?
(stomach rumbles)
That sounds...
(thud)
- Oh, huh.
You will subscribe...
You will subscribe.
Tom! Tom! I love you so much!
Do you... like me?
- I think you should leave.
- What?