Hello, I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?
Physical? Or emotional? I will scan you now.
Scan complete. You have a slight epidermal abrasion on your forearm.
I suggest an anti-bacterial spray. Whoa, whoa, whoa – what’s in this spray specifically?
The primary ingredient is … Bacitracin
That’s a bummer – I’m actually allergic to that.
You are not allergic to Bacitracin. You do have a mild allergy to … peanuts.
BAYMAX!
Oh no.
Shhhhh! Excuse me while I let out some air.
Are you done?
It will take me a moment to reinflate.
Fine! Just keep it down!
Hiro?
You gave me a heart attack!
My hands are equipped with defibrillators.
CLEAR! Stop stop stop stop! It’s just an expression!
RUN! Oh come on?!?!
I am not fast.
YEAH NO KIDDING!
Kick it down!
Punch it!
Come on, go go go go!
Does it hurt when I touch it? Okay, no touching! Ahhhh, uhhh.
You have fallen. You think?
OW! On a scale of 1 to 10
On a scale of On a scale
On a scale of 1 to 10 On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate
your pain?
You have sustained no injuries, however, your hormone and neurotransmitter levels indicate
that you are experiencing mood swings, common in adolescents.
Diagnosis … puberty. Whoa, what?
Okay … huh … time to shrink now. You should expect an increase in body hair,
especially on your face, chest, armpits, and …
THANK YOU! That’s enough! To attack you and balloon man …
Tell them! Yes officer, he is telling the truuuu-uuuu-uuuth
What the …. what’s wrong with you? Looow baaaaatery.
Heh-heh-heh
I’m a healthcare, personal, Baymax ….
I will scan you now, scan complete …
... heh heh healthcare!
Okay, if my aunt asks, we were at school all day. Got it?
WE JUMPED OUT A WINDOW!!!!
No! Quiet, Shhh!
SHHHH, WE JUMPED OUT A WINDOW!
You can’t say things like that around Aunt Cass!
Shhhh. SHHHHH!
Shhhhhh! Hiro?
Hairy Baby! Hairy baby ….
Now what are you doing?
Other treatments include compassion, and physical reassurance.
I’m okay really. You will be alright. There … there.
Now let’s take care of this.
You want to keep me healthy don’t you? Punch this!
Hammer fist!
Side Kick!
Knife Hand!
Back Kick!
Gummy Bears!
Yes!
Peeewwwwww ….. … badalalala!
Ninh Ly, www.ninh.co.uk, @NinhLyUK