[MUSIC PLAYING] - Who-- who are you?
Oh, man, that's my boy, Tracy, man.
He got out today.
Yeah, what's up, man?
[CHUCKLING]
I mean, don't get me wrong.
It's a funny show.
But the way they dive into depression,
and especially after what he did to her daughter, I was like,
can I even feel bad for this horse anymore?
You staying?
Goddamn, is you the landlord or something?
[LAUGHTER]
Did you steal that?
Goddamn, yo, is you the campus police?
Don't you have to tell your PO if you leave?
(LAUGHING) Damn, yo, you Fulton
County Police or something?
Let me see your badge.
Let me see it.
[LAUGHS]
Man, this shit is bugged the fuck out.
Man, but I like what y'all doing here, bruh.
You don't give no fucks.
Tracy, you coming?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Could you do me a favor and stop talking?
I'm not in the mood.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHS]
(MOCKINGLY) I'm not in the mood.
[LAUGHS]
I'm about to have these waves going crazy like the Bermuda
Triangle, boy.
You be acting like you're the king of waves around here
and shit.
I'm the prince of tides.
[LAUGHTER]
Man, I got that job interview so,
you know, I got to be on point.
What kind of job you interviewing for?
Some marketing job or some shit.
But they pay, like, 12 an hour.
I'm trying to hit that lick, boy.
First you got to brush it, right?
And then, you just let them bake.
Bruh, you ain't the only one who know
how to get no damn waves, OK?
Let me see.
No, no, not yet, man.
I got to leave them undisturbed.
They in the oven right now.
I got to let him bake, baby.
I mean, how should I talk to these white folk?
Um, I don't know.
Probably don't call them white folks, and talk confidently.
Aight, aight, cool, cool.
Because you know I'm going to talk.
Yeah.
I mean, there might be a big gap in my resume
but, you know, I think I could be a big help
to this organization here.
I could double that for you.
Uh, no, I'm good, man.
Man, you better tell your little cousin
to ask about me, man.
I mean, if Tracy ain't lying, he'd be
on them damn gift cards, man.
Man, you give me the cash, and I'll
double it on any card you want.
So, um, those gift cards, they work in here?
Man, I don't know.
I'm just going to take this shit.
Wait, what?
You know how Al got that TV?
Let's just say it was a steal.
[LAUGHS]
They got a no-chase policy.
What are you talking about?
- Hey. - Oh!
What the fuck, man?
Tracy, man, what did I tell you about breaking
into my goddamn apartment, man?
This .38 almost sliced your ass.
[SCOFFS] But you know I'm staying here.
Yeah, but what happened to one week, Tracy, man, huh?
One week was months ago.
They got a no-chase policy.
They can't stop me.
Most of these stores got it.
It's a liability thing.
And even if they see me stealing, they can't chase me.
Let's start with those shoes.
Can I get you a different size or--
See, he got to keep giving me great customer service.
That's all he can do.
Man, we doing a show in Statesboro for free.
Yo, let me roll, man.
You need security, right?
Look, all I need is a hotel floor, bruh.
Excuse me, sir?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Right there's somebody tailing.
Oh, no, we good, we good.
They turned, they turned.
It's all good.
My bad.
I think that might be my biggest weakness
because I love learning-- - Mm.
--you know?
You cannot stop me from learning.
Like, every day, I'm looking for something new to learn.
You need me?
Come in and see me.
Cut it from here to there.
Man, I already know.
All right, man. - Yeah.
Appreciate you.
You sure, baby?
You really think he a bodyguard?
Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be able to offer
you a job here right now.
We're just fully staffed at the moment.
[SPLASH]
[COLLECTIVE GASP]
Oh.
What the fuck?
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
I saw that shit, bruh.
Yo.
Y'all racist as hell up in here, man.
Fuck you want from me, man?
You need some Black people up in here.
That's your motherfuckin' problem, boy.
Bam!
[LAUGHS]
It's old as fuck, bruh.
You can't even put a bullet in this thing.
Look at this thing, man.
He's scared to death, boy.
[LAUGHS]
I'm not scared of you.
I'm disappointed.
You fucking broke-ass security guard.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
We're all here to have a good time.
Black people, just nonviolent.
We're trying to--
Oh!
Run!
[HOLLERING]
Bruh, if this car stops, these fucking hands, bruh--
I wish it would stop.
I don't give a fuck. - All right, man.
Between yo ass-- - I'll knock you the fuck--
I'm so sick and tired of your fat, fucking mouth.
Open-- - [LAUGHS]
Open it.
No.
I heard--
Open up, man.
[BARKING DOG]
Listen man, I got Chinese food with a side of chocolate.
[KNOCKING]
Albert.
[BARKING DOG]
If this motherfucker--
Al, man, stop playing, bruh. Let me in.
Shut the fuck up.
Hey, you shut the fuck up.
Who the hell you talking to?
[BARKING DOG]
Ready to whup your ass.
[BARKING DOG]
[CRICKETS]