Enough! This is a kitchen, not a clown school.
You're done. Finished! Get outta here!
What is that?
Oh, just a little souffle I whipped up. Wanna taste?
Great Neptune, it's perfect.
SpongeBob, you idiot, you're a genius!
- I am? - In a very limited sense, yes.
Now, cook, fool, cook.
[laughing]
Cook like the wind!
Get out!
Oh, stop. Mr. Tentacles is such a kidder.
[laughing]
Oh, Pearl really likes your imitation
of a dying manatee, Squidward.
It's called jazz!
Isn't she the cutest wittle beluga wuga?
Why don't you take your little beluga wuga
out for a walk?! Hmmph!
Attention campers, I mean, attention myself.
[laughing]
Kamp Koral is now Camp SpongeBob and I declare Camp SpongeBob
officially open for fun.
[horn blowing]
Here we go, my very first bag boy duty.
You're going too slow, SpongeBob,
bagging's all about speed, baby.
Oh, no, I missed one.
[screaming]
Nice job, Patrick. Now, watch me.
[grunting]
There.
[humming]
Ooh, tres chic.
Thanks.
♪ Oh, this is the way We paint the fence ♪
♪ Paint the fence Paint the fence ♪
♪ This is the way We paint the fence ♪
♪ For the nice old lady ♪
Perfect.
[gasping] [honking]
Let's be taxi drivers.
Why take a taxi when you can ride with Patsy?
What's a Patsy?
Your stop's coming up.
So, arrivals or departures?
[honking] Yes, sir.
There's no escape for you this time, Rocky.
[siren blaring]
That's an interesting newspaper you get delivered.
Wha?
Be a shame if it was to get all wet and soggy.
Not the Sunday edition!
You ain't getting my money!
We're gone now!
[giggling]
Oh!
Myeh, looks like we'll have to give this mug the "big tip."
[laughing]
We gotcha now, deadbeat!
Here, take my filthy lucre!
[gasping]
[babbling]
Super babies.
Thank you.
SpongeBob, is that...
It is.
It's Man Ray as a baby!
Love.
And that over there?
It's the Dirty Bubble as a Baby Bubble.
The Dirty Baby Bubble.
Do you think it's possible?
[gasping] There!
Evil.
Patrick, we went back in time
to when Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
themselves were new, not their adventures.
[babbling]
This will be the best job ever!
According to this schedule...
It's calisthenics time.
Good. Good thing too, some of these super babies
could sure burn off some energy.
[laughing]
Whoa!
[unintelligible]
[music playing]
Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique.
First, go like this, spin around, stop,
double take three times. One, two, three.
Then, pelvic thrust. Whoo! Whoo!
Stop on your right foot. Don't forget it!
Now it's time to bring it around town.
Bring it around town, then you do this, then this, and this,
then that, and this and that and this and that and then...
[quacking]
Ooh.
In conclusion, and without a moment to spare,
I will put on this uniform, and I assume my duties as...
hall monitor!
[whistling]
What would this town do without you, SpongeBob?
My leg! My leg!
♪ The Krusty Krab Pizza Is the pizza ♪
♪ Ab-so-lu-tiv-al-y ♪
♪ P-P-P-P-Pizza Do-do-chun-chun-chi-chi pizza ♪
♪ Do do ba ba ba da Do do do do pizza ♪
♪ Do do do do do do pizza Do do do do do do ♪
♪ Krusty-Kra-a-aa-yaaa Yeah-yeah-ya-yab Pizza ♪
♪ Is the pizza, yeah For you and... ♪
♪ Me-hee-hee-hee-yee ♪
But seriously folks, the only thing dumber
than a squirrel is a sponge.
I mean, we're so dumb, we don't even have a vertebrate.
[laughing]
Look at me, I got no bones.
[laughing]
It's true.
[laughing]
Crabs, oh, brother.
They're so cheap, they can't even pay attention.
[laughing]
It's true, I am cheap.
The first step on our road to living fancy.
Just follow my lead.
Good afternoon, sir.
Could we interest you in some chocolate?
Chocolate? Did you say "chocolate"?
Yes, sir. With or without nuts?
Chocolate? Chocolate?!
Chocolate?! Chocolate?!
Chocolate?!
How's this, Squidward?
What the? How the? A perfect circle?
Do it again. Show your process.
Well, first I draw this head.
Then I erase some of the more detailed features.
And one, two, three... a circle thingy.
Give me that! Forget the circles.
Ooh, nice one, Squidward. Let me try.
[laughing] Looky, Squidward.
It's you and me playing leap frog.
That's you on the bottom.
The Quickstir with the uncanny ability
to run really... quick.
Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?
You wanna see me do it again?
Thank you.
What really won me over was you're brilliant waiter.
It's as if all he knows is fine dining... and breathing.
I must know your name.
My name?
Yes, your name, son.
Uh... Beef Wellington.
[chuckles] No, your name.
Uhh... err... the fork on the left?
Heh. Stop joking. Tell him your name.
My name?
What's his name?! What's his name?!
I've got nothing on a name!
Come on, baby, what's the name?!
We threw out his name!
[screaming]
No problem. Here I go.
Huh?
Yeah. Huh?
Barnacles!
Can't swim!
Butt hurts! Ice cream!
Hold on, Patrick! I'm coming!
Help! Help!
Don't move! Catch this!
[grunting]
Quit fooling around, man. Get in the water.
Help! Help!
Oh, what am I gonna do?
Gotta think. Gotta think. Gotta run around and think.
Gotta run around and think at the same time.
Gotta think, gotta have a plan. Gotta think, think, think.
I've got it!
Patrick can't drown if there isn't any water.
Well, you're safe now, Patrick.
Help, I'm drowning! I've got butt cramps!
I want ice cream and now it's dark!
20, 40, 60, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97.
Order up! [dinging]
What do you think, boss?
Clam shells. What have you done, boy?
I told you to build me a house, not a sandwich.
Here, hold this simple playing card
while I transform it into a magic playing card
before your very eyes. Let's see. Step one.
This can't possibly end soon.
Which brings us to... step three, juggle something.
Well, if you insist, Mr. Magic.
I don't care where you're going, just take me away from here.
Oh, no, your bathroom is a disaster.
Get it cleaned up fast with the new sponge.
[groaning]
Household chores are a snap with new sponge.
It cleans sinks.
Just look at that shine.
New sponge cuts through
even the toughest grime and grit.
New sponge also cleans showers.
[groaning]
Ha, ha. That tile looks good as new.
But best of all, new sponge can make any toilet sparkle!
[gasping]
Noooo!
Come on, number 655321, let's move it!
Yeah, yeah, keep your shirt on.
Hey, Sheldon.
SpongeBob? What in the seashell are you doing here?
Mr. Krabs arranged for me to work here on weekends.
He wants me to keep an eye on you.
Excuse me. Doesn't this count as cruel and unusual punishment?
Pipe down, pip squeak.
Look, they even gave me a training baton.
[squeaking]
I want a clean fight.
I don't want to see any trash laying around.
Ow! Whoa!
[groaning]
We give up.