You guys...
it's the first table read of Season 5 today!
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ANDREA: I'm trying to - I can't see the -
[laughs]
You need a better pho-
[both laugh]
FAN: Hi! Hello! A: They finally recognized -
J: But you can't see!
A: I tried to -
J: You've got the WORST phone holder!
You can't see the screen!
A: They recogni- Last week, I was here and the tour...
J: The same people?
A: Yes and they didn't recognize me!
Fan: Bye! A: Yay!
They finally recognized me.
Hang on, I wanna get a shot of the -
If you hang out here long enough
every tour that goes by will -
ANDREA: Hi! CANDACE: Hi!
A: She's making f-
[laughing]
C: What?
[Andrea laughing] JODIE: She's vlogging -
[Andrea laughing] J: Would you look at - no - look at
A: It's - I have a reason - J: See?
There's a reason for it, there's a reason -
You can see.
J: I can't s- I don't even know if I'm shooting your head right now.
A: [laughing] Turn it off.
Okay, here we go it is like the first day of school today.
It's the first table read of Season Five!
Here we are. We're here on Stage 24.
Adam is there highlighting his lines.
That's what I need to be doing right now
but instead I'm vlogging.
So yeah, everybody's just now starting to gather...
This is really exciting. This is our last
First Table Read
so it's a little bittersweet, but it's also very, very exciting.
It's so exciting to hear what is going on this season
because there's a LOT.
When we left off, a baby had just been born
and a proposal had just been made
so I'm very excited to see where we pick up.
Okay, I'm gonna go highlight my lines and...
hug a few more people.
Today is literally, like,
you hug EVERYBODY,
and everybody asks the same question.
"How was your hiatus?"
"How was your hiatus?" "How was YOUR hiatus?"
So, it is totally the first day of school today.
I've got my - look - I am solo cameraman today.
Michael's not here, so
I've set up the tripod... the tripod camera
It's running a time-lapse right now (I hope).
I'll have to double-check back and
Okay, I guess that's it! Bye!
DIRECTOR: ...as Danny Tanner, we have Bob... Sa-gay?
[laughter]
It's Boob Sa-gay.
[laughter]
As Jimmy Gibbler, Adam Hagenbuch
[all] Wooo!
Steve Hale, Scott Weinger
[applause]
As Fernando, Juan Pablo di Pace
[applause] A: Yay!
As Ramona, we have Soni Bringas
[applause] Wooo!
As Max, we have Elias Harger
[applause] Yaaay!
Jackson, Michael Campion
[claps and whistles]
As Kimmy Gibbler, we have Andrea Barber
[applause] Wooo!
[scattered laughter]
Stephanie Tanner, Jodie Sweetin
[applause]
and, as DJ Tanner-Fuller, Candace Cameron Bure
[applause] Wooo!
I'm just going on record to say,
I think it's hard to probably cry MORE than Brian,
[loud laughter]
I think I'm going to do it this season.
[laughter]
If I'm always constantly in tears it's because of
my love for all of you in this space.
A: Aw...
[claps]
DIRECTOR: Okay, here we go, we're in the living room
it's morning, the house is abuzz...
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Hola Tanneritos!
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[everyone laughing]
[laughter grows]
[someone sighs, all still laughing]
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[applause, one person whistles]
Andrea, is there something you'd like to tell me?
Yeah, I feel really bad. I feel so guilty, Bob
because I did not do a birthday post for your birthday last week.
I'm so - I feel legitimately bad.
No, I don't mind post - but posting's not friendship,
you know, you could have texted.
Well, I did te- you didn't get my text? You didn't get my...
Did you send me a text?
I sent you a bananagram, you didn't get that?
Did you - did you send me a text?
I did not send you a text.
She's lying. She's a liar?!
I know, I'm sorry. I'm a terrible friend. It's been a nutty...
No, you're not. I've had a nutty time, too,
so it's all what it is and I was only hurt
for a week.
That's the first thing he said.
I haven't seen him in a year and then he walks
right up to me and says, "You didn't do a birthday post."
[Bob laughing]
Cause I'm a spoiled brat.
Dagger in the heart. I do feel really bad though.
I mean, Candice and Jodie write away, you know...
- ...and I like texts better. - Did *they* do birthday posts?
I don't - why does it always have to be like this? Viral?
It doesn't have to be.
Did they do a birthday post?
- No, I don't think so. No. - They didn't do a birthday post, either!
No, but they wished me happy birthday like I wish -
have I ever missed your birthday?
I wished your wife a happy birthday.
Yes, you did! And then she thought, "Look through your stuff,
maybe there'll be something for you, also,"
like I'm a little mouse looking for crumbs of love.
[Andrea giggles]
- I'll make it up to you. - You already have.
- I'll send you a fruit basket. - I don't want anything. This is enough.
- You don't want a fruit basket? - No, this is good. You're embarrassed publicly.
All right, this is public shaming.
This is the equivalent of being stoned, publicly,
- Yes - ...for not wishing you a happy birthday.
No, but I love you.
I love you, too.
And your speech was so sweet.
It was a good -
Your speech was - can I put your speech on my vlog?
Yeah, as long as I see the angle.
Well, I'm short, so the angle is... up.
I approve it. I approve this message.
Cause that was the sweetest thing that maybe has ever come out of your mouth.
Well, I - you're setting - you know my comedy.
What are you doing? Why would you say that to me?
You've seen my shows too many times.
It really was so sweet.
I love you very much.
I love you, too. I adore you.
I miss you when I'm with you.
I adore you and I think this episode is -
I'm so glad you're back for the first episode and
it's such, like, a perfect... I'm really glad it turned out the way it did.
But we can't tell anybody about it.
We can't tell anybody what it is, but it's perfect.
And it's so appropriate, and he's... he's perfect.
Well, we know THAT.
I've been doing it since you were 9 coming in and talking about your stinky feet.
I love you. Happy Birthday.
A: Happy Birthday. Candace: I need to get in on this.
He's publicly shaming me for not wishing him a happy birthday.
On a text, just a text.
A: I didn't even text him. C: I did.
Candace did, with flowers and birthday pictures...
I did an Instagram post. I'm a little bit - because, here I
You don't need to do all that. I'd rather just get a little hello.
I'm getting a little over-
like, I feel like people are like,
"If you don't post my birthday on Instagram,
then we're not really friends."
And I'm like, I'd rather call you or text you.
It's something more meaningful than just the Instagram.
That made me so happy. That made me cry.
I changed my diaper.
I've been [laughs] crying all day.
She's been crying all day.
I'm going to be changing your diaper.
B: Yeah [all three laugh]
B: Everybody out of the room! A: It's like an old folk's house.
Candace! I mean, DJ!
What if I believe I'm Danny when I'm, like, a hundred?
I'll be Deej, I'll be right there with you.
DJ, get Gibbler out of here! Gibbler!
I don't want her in here. She didn't say -
"Oldest House."
Gibbler didn't wish me happy birthday!
Oh my - I'm never gonna live this down
that I didn't wish him a happy birthday.
Let's end this so I can take a picture.
My arm is hurting.
Okay, then exit, or - or click - cut!
It's shaky. Bye!
A: This is shaky. B: I'm glad this was nice and personal.
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I wanted to be on a really good sitcom.
And I wanted to be in a Miller-Boyett sitcom.
And Rich Correll, when you were directing and I would watch you direct
I was, I don't know what I was.
21? 22? I don't know.
Ten years later, I became Danny Tanner and
for years, you'd kind of fight a character that you're pegged
because a sitcom is not like a movie
where you go out and do something else and people -
"Oh, you act like that."
And I'm so proud to have been able to raise
[voice breaks]
these
girls
and know them
[voice shaking] since they were... like my girls,
like my own daughters.
I only had one kid when the show started.
And I didn't like her. [laughter]
And then when Jodie slept over at the house, Aubrey was her friend.
I mean, Candace was 10.
We would look forward to our scenes together cause they were so real.
This was at the very, very beginning.
We fought over how Mom died, whether it was a car wreck, or
cancer was Bob Boyett's idea.
So there was a press conference once and you might want to cut out this part.
[laughter]
There was a press conference and they said, "How did your wife die?"
And I said "Car accident," and Bob Boyett said "Cancer"
at the same time.
[laughter]
To the press!
I said, "Well, she had cancer in her car."
[everyone laughing harder]
But what you said, Brian, is accurate because
I'm out there, and I'm really seeing the world
and I got thousands of people and there's something
that this show has broken grounds of.
First, I didn't wind up in jail.
[scattered laughter]
It is a show that is so loved all over the whole world, and will always be.
It's a piece of television history and
and what you guys did with "Fuller" is
amazing. It's amazing that
when you would do the Lucy bits and stuff, when I would take you drunk driving,
oh, that's wrong. [laughter]
That's what I told the judge.
But when you do these things, these high-style comedy bits
and then when you did this parenting and...
all the stuff that had the same values as the first
series, you guys are so
amazing to have done this and I -
I couldn't be prouder if I was your own dad
and I love you
and here's to a wonderful, beautiful flourish to
a long annuity of things that are going to run forever.
[applause] Wooo!
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