>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTRESS,
COMEDIAN YOU KNOW BEST AS HOST OF NAILED IT ON NETFLIXMENT SHE
NOW APPEARS ON THE NETFLIX SERIES COMEDIANS OF THE WORLD.
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW NICOLE BYER.
(APPLAUSE) >> OH BOY!
>> Stephen: WELCOME.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, WHAT A TREAT.
>> Stephen: A TREAT FOR US.
HOW WAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR, HOW WAS YOUR NEW YEARS.
>> IT WAS FABULOUS.
I SPENT IS IT IN VEGAS.
I GOT IN A HELICOPTER BECAUSE I LOVE OPULENCE.
>> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND, THEY JUST DROPPED THIS OUT HERE
S THAT WHAT THIS IS.
>> YEAH, ME AND MY BEST FRIEND.
>> Stephen: IS THIS AT MIDNIGHT, IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE
DOING UP THERE.
>> THAT WAS A LITTLE BIT BEFORE MIDNIGHT BUT I WAS LIKE AT
MIDNIGHT I WAS UP IN THE HAIR.
>> YOU LIKE HEIGHTS.
>> I LOVE IT.
I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH LIKE THE BASIC PEOPLE, YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: I TOTALLY GET IT.
>> I CAN'T BE WITH PEOPLE BO BUM ME OUTK I TOTALLY GET YOU GIRL.
>> I WAS LIKE LET'S GET TO ANOTHER LEVEL AND THEN OUT OF
LIKE EIGHT HELICOPTERS IN THE SKY, I WAS IN THE ONE WITH THE
PROPOSAL.
AND I WAS LIKE SO THIS YEAR'S NOT DIFFERENT.
I'M JUST SURROUNDED BY LOVE AND THERE'S NONE FOR ME.
SCZ OH.
>> DON'T FEEL BAD, I [BLEEP] A LOT.
>> Stephen: GOOD TO KNOW, CONGRATULATIONS.
>> OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.
>> I UNDERSTAND YOU WERE THERE FOR THE LADY GAGA CONCERT.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: HOW WAS THE GAGA.
>> THE GAGA WAS GREATMENT SHE HAD A WHOLE SHOW CALLED INEGG
MA, A VERY LOOSE STORY LINE THAT I DIDN'T NEED.
>> Stephen: THERE IS A STORY LINE IN THE SONGS.
>> NO, LIKE IN BETWEEN EACH SONG SHE IS LIKE WHY WITH REHERE, AN
WE'RE ALL LIKE TO LISTEN TO YOU.
AND IT WAS CONFUSING.
>> Stephen: KIND OF LIKE CIRQUE DU SOL A LIKE JUST GET
BECOME ON THE HIGH WIRE.
>> GET BACK UP THERE AND SPIN AROUND.
SING BAD ROMANCE.
>> Stephen: BUT SHE'S AMAZING.
>> SHE'S INCREDIBLE.
BUT THEN I GOT INTO A FIGHT.
OKAY, SO ME AND MY FRIEND THIS YEAR ARE STANDING SHALL DANCING
TO THE SONG JUST DANCE, WE WERE LISTENING. AND THESE PEOPLE
BEHIND ME HAD A BUNCH OF POP KORN. WE'RE LIKE WE WILL GIVE
YOU ALL OF OUR POPCORN IF YOU SIT DOWN, AW THIS IS AN ATTACK
ON ME, YOU THINK IF YOU GIVE A FAT LADY POPCORN SHE'S GOING TO
SIT, NO, I'M HERE TO DANCE AND THAT IS THE SECOND FIGHT HAVE I
BEEN IN AT THE PARKS THEATER AT MGM.
THE FIRST ONE WAS THIS WOMAN AT CHER WAS VERY RUDE TO ME SO I
THREW A CUP OF AQA SODA IN HER HAIR AN CALLED HER A WORD THAT
WILL BE BLEEPED IF I SAY IT [BLEEP]
>> Stephen: THAT IS NOT RN CAN WE A SCHIN NO, THAT IS WHAT-- I
DIDN'T KNOW, I'M NEW WOW.
HOLY COW.
>> YEAH, HOW DID THAT GO.
DID YOU THROW DOWN, WAS IT LIKE.
>> NO, MY FRIEND MATEO IS LIKE WE HAVE TO G YOU CAN NOT BE
BANNED FROM A FULL THEATER IN VEGAS.
>> Stephen: I AM LIKE, YOU ARE RIGHT.
DO YOU ENJOY LAS VEGAS.
>> I DO VZ I ISN'T HAVEN'T SPENT A LOT OF TIME THERE.
>> EVERYONE THERE IS OUT OF THEIR MINDS, EVERYONE IS JUST
BONKERS WHAT HAPPENS HERE, STAYS HERE, NO, YOU ARE WITH YOUR
FRIENDS, YOU ARE GOING TO WAKE UP AND THEY WERE LIKE YOU WAS,
YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: YOU TRAVELED STANDUP ALL THE TIME.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: THAT HAS TO WEAR ON YOU AFTER A WHILE.
I NEVER DID STANDUP BUT I WAS ON THE THE ROAD FOR AWHILE.
>> IT'S HARD.
I AM USUALLY VERY LATE TO FLIGHTS, FOR MY FLIGHTED HERE.
>> Stephen: STYLISHLY FASHIONLY LATE FOR A FLIGHT.
>> NO I NEVER WEAR A WEIGHING OR MAKEUP, I'M HUNKERING DOWN, I
NEVER LOOK GOOD.
I GOT TO MAKE IT.
FOR THIS ONE, I GOT THERE AT 10:46, I WAS RUNNING, PLEAS LET
ME ON AND SHE WAS LIKE YEAH, WHATEVER.
>> Stephen: THAT IS WHAT THE TSA ALL CALLED IN SICK.
>> THEY'RE NOT GETTING PAID, WE ARE DON'T CARE, LADY.
BUT THERE HAS BEEN TIMES WHERE SOMEONE HAS GOTERN UPGRADED TO
MY SEAT AND I SHOW UP AND THEY GET DOWNGRADED.
WHAT A TREAT TO SEE THAT FACE.
YOU KNOW, MINUTES BEFORE THEY WERE SO EXCITED AND THEN I'M
LIKE GET OUT OF MY SEAT AND THEY ARE LIKE OH, OKAY, NO FREE
BREAKFAST, WHICH IS A PERK OF FIRST CLASS WHICH I ONLY FLY
FIRST CLASS.
>> Stephen: I WOULDN'T KNOW.
>> WHAT, PRIVATE JET?
>> Stephen: YOU START OFF IN NEW YORK, RIGHT.
DID YOU ENJOY, DO YOU STILL LIVE HERE.
>> NO, I LIVE IN L.A. NOW BUT I-- .
>> Stephen: MOTHER SHIP.
>> YEAH, THAT IS WHERE HOLIHOOD IS.
>> Stephen: IT DEFINITELY IS.
>> AND I LOVED LIVING AM NEW YORK.
IT WAS FUN TO FIND WAYS TO SAVE MONEY. SO LIKE-- THE SUBWAY.
>> Stephen: THEY SAY IT COSTS $60 AN HOUR JUST TO LIVE IN NEW
YORK, JUST THE CLEEPEST THING YOU CAN DO IS GO TO A MOVIE
BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY SPEND NUFER MONEY FOR THE MOVIE AND POPCORN,
IT IS CHEAPER TO DO THAT.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, I CAME HERE TO LEARN.
>> Stephen: THAT IS SCIENCE.
>> WELL, THANK YOU.
MY WAY WAS HITCHHIKING.
>> Stephen: YOU HITCHHIKE IN NEW YORK.
>> UH-HUH, LIKE WITH THE THUMB OUT?
>> NO, NO, NO THEY WILL CAT CALL YOU O, OH, GIRL, YOU LOOK LOOK,
USUALLY I'M AT THE FRONT, LIKE WISH ONE, I DON'T KNOW, BOTH OF
YOU, I AM LIKE WHERE YOU ARE GOING, CAN WE GET IN, SURE, MY
FRIENDS ARE LIKE DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE, I'M LAKE NO IT'S A
FREE RIDE.
>> Stephen: YOU LITERALLY MEN WOULD CAT CALL AND WOULD YOU GO
OVER THERE.
>> IF YOU IF ARE YOU GOING TO BOTHER ME, TAKE ME SOMEWHERE.
>> Stephen: I ADMIRE THAT.
DO I NOT ADVISE IT BUT I ABSOLUTELY ADMIRE T IT IS MAKING
IF WORK FOR YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT IS FANTASTIC.
CAT CALLING IS LIKE HECKLING.
AND AS A STANDUP YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH A LOT OF HECKLERS.
LIKE WHAT IS THE WORST HECKLING OR HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH
HECKLING?
>> I LATELY HAVE BEEN GETTING NICE HECKLES.
>> Stephen: WHAT SAY NICE HECK, I THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE.
>> YES, THAT HAPPENS SOMETIMES.
>> Stephen: THAT IS NICE.
>> BUT PEOPLE LIKE TO GO NAILED IT AT MY PUNCH LINES AND I'M
LIKE OKAY, YES, IT SAY GOOD JOKE, AND ALSO I KNOW THAT IS
THE NAME OF THE SHOW I HOST.
YOU WOULDN'T WALK ON THE TRAIFN AND BE LIKE CONDUCTOR!
YOU DON'T DO, THAT YOU DON'T SHOUT OUT THE PERSON'S RESUME OR
OCCUPATION AT THEM.
SO I WOULD BE LIKE THANK YOU, I WAS THERE I KNOW.
BUTH'S NICE, IT'S NICE THAT PEOPLE WANT TO YELL AT ME.
>> Stephen: THAN BEING IGNORED.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MIGHT.
>> Stephen: GOOD LUCK ON THE HELICOPTER RIDES AND HITCHHIKING
IN THE FUTURE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: KOSM EDIANS OF THE WORLD IS ON NETFLIX, NICOLE
BYER, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.