- [in a gruff voice] Hey!
I think you got my root beer in your hands.
- [in a gruff voice] Excuse me?
- You hear me, you son of a biker!
[grunting]
[door squeaks open]
Bartender: Hey.
I thought I told you two
not to come around here no more.
Biker: Oh no.
It's the biker twins.
- Who are they?
What, did they murder somebody
or somethin'?
- Worse.
- [in a gruff voice] I think I should go in first.
After all, I am the first born.
- [in a gruff voice] By only two minutes!
But you won't let me live it down!
- Awww.
- Ohhhhh.
[audience laughter]
- They're obsessed with being twins.
- Hey!
You wanna say that to my face?
- Or do you wanna say that to my face,
on account of it being the same face.
- ‘Cause we're twins.
- And I love my twin sister!
[bottle breaking]
Bartender: Hey!
You two better not be causin' any trouble.
Both: No trouble.
All good.
We're twins.
[audience laughter]
- So, uh, what'll ya have to drink?
- Vrip vram vroomy vrap?
- Vrip vrat vram vram.
- Hah.
She'll have a root beer.
- And she'll have a root beer.
- That's our secret twin language.
- I don't care!
You're no good.
- I ain't scared of no twins.
- Oh!
- Hey ladies, you know what?
This here's my table.
- Uh oh, Axel.
Looks like someone never learned to share.
- Something Herb and I are great at,
on account of us being twins.
- We share everything!
[bottle breaking]
- Including clothes!
[bottle breaking]
- And I love my twin sister!
[bottle breaking]
- [shouting in pain] Oh!
Oh.
[audience laughter]
Bartender: HEY!
Knock it off.
Both: All good.
No troubles.
Just twins.
[audience laughter]
- [indistinct vocalizations]
Both: Thanks.
[gasp]
Jinx!
[gasp]
Jinx again!
[gasp]
Pinch, poke, you owe me a Coke!
Dip, dive, I will take a five!
Who needs a mister?
Bring it in my sister!
Oh.
- I love you.
Axel: I love you!
Herb: I love you.
- I love you!
Axel: [muffled] I love you!
- Oh!
- Hey!
- No!
- Do it.
- No!
- Do it!
- Hey!
I'm Axel.
- And I'm Herb.
- The name's Throttle Joe.
- [sputtering laugh]
- What?
You think my name's funny or something'?
- No.
[sputtering laughter]
- Then what's so funny then?
- It's just that I━
- What!?
- I'm Herb and that's Axel.
- We tricked you!
This is her jacket!
[intense laughter]
- Whoooo!
- Ah, you're crazy!
- Hey!
If you two wasn't ladies,
I'd punch you right in the face!
- Whoa, you should probably punch Axel first
on account of her being the first born!
- Oh, well that's why you sit on the back of the bike.
- Aargh!
- Whoa, wait a minute.
You two share a Harley?
Both: A Harley!?
- I wish.
- Uh oh Axel, we're gonna be late!
- Uh oh, Momma's gonna be ti-uck-ed.
[audience laughter]
- Waaa!
- Sorry, Sister!
You ready?
- Ready.
- Vrip vrap vroomy?
- Vroom vrop vram vram.
[audience applause]
Both: Thanks for watching.
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Jinx!
Jinx again!
Pinch, poke, you owe me a Coke!
Dip, dive, I'll take a five!
Who needs a mister?
Bring it in my sister.
Ohhhh.
[patting]
[rhythmic patting]