- I'm definitely this type of person whose going
to wear a velvet blazer and then I never wear it.
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Everybody has some stuff in your closet, that you're
like why is that there, I don't know, that was a mistake
but I can't throw it out 'cause I spent money on it.
So tomorrow I'm going to actually wear that thing,
and see if maybe its just something that I don't like,
or other people will agree with me, why do you own that,
that's not you, stop wasting money on shit you don't need.
Do you have something in your closet that you don't like?
- I don't like a lot of my clothes.
- Oh no.
- But you just live with them.
- Alright, lets go see what's in the old closet, eh?
So here it is, I'm not going to beat around the bush,
this thing is see through, I don't own a nude slip,
so I just wear it with a black one, and I actually
really like the drawings on it, I wish they were on a
different piece of clothing.
The wrap itself is not very flattering on me.
This dress is also just short enough that you have to
shave your legs when you wear it, but it's also too long
to wear it with tights.
Me and this dress, we're going to do it,
it's going to fucking suck.
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It looks like a spa robe, I have to again, wear the slip
under it because it is see through, the wrap is like
sewn here, so it's like connected there, and so it just
kinda like flops like that and it's not as neat of a
wrap, she does have pockets, so that's a plus.
I'm all southern bell and I'm going to yell at 'ya
to get off my lawn, I'm coming out in my slippers,
waving a baguette at 'ya, is that what southern people do?
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- Ooh, I love the print, I'm a sucker for floral.
It's long on you, which is nice.
- [Sara] So this is the thing I hate most in my closet.
- Why?
- [Sara] You can't control how like fit it is,
you ever buy anything that you're like, this is something
I'm aspiring to but it's not necessarily.
- Yes, I feel like I do that all the time.
You just get a different, like belt, like a wider belt.
- [Sara] What is up with that, why?
- To like replace that, and actually like singe your waist.
- A little bit of a 45 year old vibe to it.
- [Sara] Yeah, sort of like Julia Roberts in the afternoon.
- Julia Roberts though. - She is Julia.
- Yeah.
- I think its adorable. - You like it?
- I definitely, I do, but I definitely, seems like a
wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen.
Stuff that I have in my closet that I never wear
is probably like fancy stuff where I was like,
oh that's trendy, and then I was like, no.
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- What's that one fad, its not that, a fashion thing where
people dress like older women, but it's
like the cool style now?
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- You're about to educate an entire school
as a principal, but like, you're a cool principal.
- I'm about to drink coffee in this dress,
which is gonna be a pretty big challenge for me,
this dress is asking for coffee to be spilled all over it.
- Oh, its cute, I like it on you.
- It looks like you're going to church.
It just looks like a grandmother dress.
It's cute its just like aww, like its something
I feel like you would wear so you're grandmother doesn't
say like, "you're showing too much skin."
- No, you just gotta tighten this a little bit.
- [Sara] Guess what, this can't be tightened.
I'm just cold, I'm just so cold.
- It's funny because when you first walked in and
asked me if you could film me, I wanted to be like,
I like your dress, but then you were about to film me.
- [Sara] This has come untied like 20 times today.
- Why?
- [Sara] So let me just, here, hold it, hold it.
- Its a shame because it's really cute, and like,
I don't think I would second guess if I saw you wearing it.
So like, maybe you can repurpose it or something.
- [Sara] Yeah, maybe I can like make it into a
pillow or something.
I just ran up like four flights of stairs.
I've been asking people if they've bought things that
they haven't worn, that they regret buying,
you know, overwhelming people have say yeah,
they bought things that they felt were aspirational
purchases, it makes me happy that at least I'm not alone
in that aspect.
I'm looking forward too donating this dress to somebody
who will you know, really appreciate it, who probably
is a couple inches taller than me and can wear it.
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