OKAY.
I'VE GOT A FEELING YOU THREE ARE GOING TO BE ALL VERY, VERY GOOD
AT THIS.
THE FIRST CLUE IS A FOOD ORDER.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT THIS IS.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
OH, LOOK AT THAT, ST AN ORDER OF OVER $100 OF INDIAN FOOD WITH A
$2 TIP.
STEPHAN, DO YOU LIKE INDIAN FOOD.
>> LOVE ME SOME INDIAN FOOD, I DO.
>> WHERE DID YOU ORDER THIS FOOD FROM?
>> IT WAS INDIAN RESTAURANT, OF COURSE CALLED TAJ MAHAL, IT WAS
CALLED TAJ MAHAL.
>> James: WHERE IS THE TAJ MAHAL, STEPHAN.
>> JUST RIGHT DOWN IN KTOWN.
>> James: YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> James: AND WHY, WHY SUCH A LOUSY TIP SIENNA MILLER.
>> BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND TIPPING.
>> James: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TIPPING, THAT IS BULL [BLEEP].
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
IN ENGLAND, PEOPLE DON'T-- .
>> James: THAT ISN'T TRUE.
>> IT MAY BE I ORDERED IT THEE TIMES IN A DAY BECAUSE I'M
ENGLISH AND I LOVE INDIAN FOOD, SO MAYBE THAT CUMULATIVELY-- .
>> James: SIX DOLLARS WHICH IS STILL LESS THAN 10% OF THE VALUE
OF THE MEAL.
>> MAYBE I HANDED CASH AT THE DOOR.
JUST SAYING.
>> James: MAYBE THIS FOOD WAS ORDERED BY CHADWICK BOSEMAN.
>> WITH A $2 TIP?
>> James: WHY DID YOU ONLY TIP $2, CHADWICK.
>> I WILL TELL YOU WHY.
BECAUSE I HAD TO ORDER IT FOUR TIMES FOR IT TO GET THERE.
SO I-- YOU KNOW, I'M PETTY, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING.
>> James: IT WAS SLOPPY SERVICE.
>> I'M PETTY, YEAH.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISH TO ORDER AT THIS
INDIAN RESTAURANT.
>> VISH VINDZALOO, USUALLY.
>> James: USUALLY.
>> BUT THAT DAY I DIDN'T DO IT, ALL RIGHT.
>> James: OKAY.
>> IS THAT OKAY?
>> James: HEY.
IT'S ALL FINE.
THE SECOND CLUE IS AN APP THAT EXISTS ON THIS PERSON'S PHONE,
ST AN APP TO HELP YOU LEARN FRENCH.
WHO HERE IS LEARNING FRAN SAY?
-- FRANCAIS?
ET VU.
>> NO, I'M NOT.
>> YOU'RE NOT LEARNING FRENCH SO WHY IS THIS APP ON YOUR PHONE.
>> I WAS IN A FRENCH RESTAURANT AND THE-- .
>> James: YOU WERE TRYING TO FIND OUT THE SMALLEST TIP YOU
COULD GIVE WITHOUT THEM BEING OFFENDED?
>> NO, NO, THEY KEPT SAYING IT TO ME.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE SAYING SO I LOOKED IT UP.
AND YOU KNOW,.
>> James: THAT IS WHAT IT SA WAS THERE FOR, I'M ALWAYS TRYING
TO LEARN.
>> James: ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO LEARN, SIENNA MILLER.
>> OUI.
>> James: AH, (SPEAKING FRENCH (.
>> WHY WHA?
>> James: WHY IS THIS APP ON YOUR FOIN?
>> BECAUSE I AM NOT WORKING AT THE MOMENT.
AND I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE LIKE LEARN
A LANGUAGE.
>> James: AND HOW IS IT GOING.
>> IT'S GOING REALLY WELL.
>> James: GIVE US SOME FRENCH.
>> POR QUOI.
>> James: BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO.
>> OKAY.
IS.
>> James: YOU CAN'T SPEAK FRENCH BECAUSE IT ISN'T THE APP
BECAUSE IT ISN'T YOUR PHONE BECAUSE IT'S YOURS, ISN'T IT.
LET'S TELL THE TRUTH.
>> THAT WOULD BE TRU.
>> James: LET'S GET TO THE PARTICLEEZ VOWS FRANCIS.
>> I CONDITION HIDE THAT, THAT IS MY PHONE AND THAT IS MY APP.
>> James: WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT APP.
>> WELL, I'M CONDITION BE DA, OF COURSE, YES, SHOUT OUT TO ALL
THE CANDACES.
AND YOU KNOW, FRENCH IS OUR SECOND LANGUAGE AND I FELT BAD
BECAUSE HI BEEN IN AMERICA FOR SO LONG, I WAS FORGETTING MY
FRENCH.
AND I HAD TO BRUSH UP ON IT SO I GOT THIS APP.
>> James: AND HOW IS THE FRENCH GOING.
>> WELL, I'M STILL IN NEWCOMER COURSE ONE SO IT IS TAKING ME A
MINUTE BUT EVENTUALLY I'LL GET TO COURSE TWO.
>> James: AND WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED ON COURSE ONE, LET'S
HEAR A TASTE OF IT, SHALL WE STEPHAN.
>> BONJOUR, JEMAPPELLE STEPHAN.
HOW WAS THAT?
>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING UP THE NEXT ONE.
THE THIRDS CLUE IS A PHOTO.
THIS IS A PHOTO OF HARVEY KEITEL, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND
ROBERT DE NIRO.
WHOEVER THIS BELONGS TO, IT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A HUMBLE
BRAG.
WHY IS THIS PHOTO ON YOUR PHONE, CHADWICK.
>> I AM HERE -- I WAS A NEW BUCK SO I COULDN'T GET IN THIS
PICTURE WITH THEM BUT ITS WITH A GOOD NIGHT, YOU KNOW.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU THERE, WHERE WERE YOU?
>> I DON'T THINK THEY WANT ME TO TELL YOU.
>> James: YOU DON'T THINK THEY WITH WANT-- THEY DON'T THINK.
>> WHO ORDERED THE SEAFOOD PLATTER?
>> DE NIRO DID.
>> James: DE NIRO DID, YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> James: AND WHAT DID DE NIRO TALK ABOUT WHEN HES WITH THERE
AT DINNER, WHAT WERE YOU CHATTING ABOUT?
>> HE TALKED ABOUT HIS ISLAND THAT HE OWNS.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
>> James: I HAVE NOT, NO.
I DON'T GET INVITED TO THESE DINNERS.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> James: THESE AREN'T THE SORT OF DINNERS I GET INVITED
TO. BUT THEY ARE THE SORT OF DINNERS THAT YOU GO TO.
>> NO.
>> James: ART AREN'T THEY, SIENNA MILLER.
>> YES, THEY ARE.
>> James: THIS IS YOUR PHONE.
>> YEAH.
>> James: YOU WERE THERE WITH THESE THREE.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHAT WAS HAPPENING?
>> I GOT INVITED OUT FOR DINNER WITH BOB AND HIS FRIENDS.
>> James: BOB.
>> YEAH.
>> James: BOB.
>> BOB, YEAH.
>> James: BOB AND HIS BUDDIES.
>> BB AND HIS MATES WHO HAPPENS TO BE THE BOSS AND HARVEY
KEITEL.
AND IT WAS JUST YOUR AVERAGE THURSDAY NIGHT IF LONDON.
>> James: WERE YOU IN LONDON.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> James: AND WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONG.
>> MINE?
>> James: YEAH.
>> PROBABLY I'M ON FIRE, YEAH.
>> James: YEAH?
>> THAT'S HOW I ROLL.
>> James: I TELL YOU WHO IS ON FIRE, I WILL TELL YOU SOMEONE
WHO IS ON FIRE, STEPHAN JAMES.
>> YES.
>> James: WHERE WERE I, WHAT WAS THE PHOTO DOING.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT WITH THESE THREE LEGENDS.
>> WELL, FUNNY STORY.
SO THESE THREE LEGENDS ARE ACTUALLY MY GOD PARENTS.
AND, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.
(APPLAUSE) >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>> GODFATHER HARVEY, GODFATHER BRUCE AND GODFATHER BOBBY DE
NIRO.
>> James: YOU ARE TRYING TO TELL ME THAT ROBERT DE NIRO IS
ONE OF YOUR GODFATHERS, YEAH?
>> YOU THINK I'M LYING.
>> James: YOU THINK I'M A CLOWN.
>> YOU THINK I'M LYING.
>> James: YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO AMUSE YOU.
>> THIS IS FAMILY, COME ON.
>> James: YOU WERE OUT WITH YOUR GOD PARENTS.
>> MY GOD PARENTS.
>> James: AND WHAT WERE THEY DOING, JUST CHECKING IN ON YOUR
WELFARE, THAT IS WHAT THEY WERE DOING.
>> YEAH, I HAPPENED TO BE IN LONDON AND I SAID HEY, GOD
PARENTS, WE SHOULD, YOU KNOW, WE--
(LAUGHTER) >> IT'S A GROUP CHAT.
>> James: YOU WERE ON A GROUP CLAT WITH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN,
HARVEY KEITEL AND ROBERT DE NIRO.
>> A GROUP CHAT.
>> James: A GROUPS WHAT APP CHAT AND THEY JUST ALL HAPPENED
TO BE AVAILABLE AND ALL HAPPENED TO BE IN LONDON SO THIS HAPPENED
>> James: WHO PAID?
>> BOBBY DE NIRO, OF COURSE.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, LET'S REVIEW.
LET'S RECAP WHAT WE HAVE LOOKED AT HERE, THE FOOD ORDER WITH THE
STINGY TIP.
THE APP TO LEARN FRENCH AND A PHOTO OF STEPHAN'S GORD PARENTS
HARKEY KEITEL, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND ROBERT DE NIRO.
TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO MAKE A GUESS.
(LAUGHTER) CAN RULE THIS ONE OUT AS UTTERER
BULL [BLEEP] CHEESIER PLAWS IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MAKE A GUESS.
AND MY GUESS IS THAT THIS PHONE BELONGS TO-- I THINK IT BELONGS
TO SIENNA MILLER.
WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE PLEASE STEP FORWARD.
YEAH!
PLEASE THANK OUR INCREDIBLE GUESTS, MORE WITH THESE THREE
WHEN WE COME BACK. THAT WAS SO FUNNY.