turns out our childhoods weren't as
wholesome as we thought
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we're
counting down our picks for the top 10
sexual innuendos in animated kids series
I didn't pull your hair I know that you
like me like me but please don't do it
again for this list we're taking a look
at adult references that got by the
censors in cartoons and animated TV
series that are primarily targeted
towards kids that's how I fell in love
with number 10 Farrah Fawcett
blindfolded Johnny Bravo Oh Farrah I
love the way you make me smile
Johnny Bravo has one thing constantly on
his mind getting with the ladies in this
episode he sets his eyes on actress
Farrah Fawcett
oh sweet that's mommy is so nice I'm
gonna have to give him a big kiss with
the real Farrah Fawcett lending her own
voice she plays a game of pin the tail
on the donkey at a birthday party at
first Farrah can't remember the last
time she was blindfolded but then she
has a rather revealing recollection I
can't remember the last time I was
blindfolded oh wait yes I can't the kids
might not know what fair is giggly about
but Johnny likely would sadly our macho
protagonist never gets to pin the tail
on this Charlie's Angel sorry you
couldn't meet my neighbor Johnny no I
guess I'm gonna have to find another
date for tonight
this loss number nine can't get a date
Justice League relax lady this will all
be over before you know it the DC
Animated universe has been hailed for
its sophistication and treating its
audience like adults it isn't surprising
then but the grown-up themes of Justice
League would extend to the occasional
innuendo hands-on role this exchange
between Hawkgirl and the flash is
perhaps the show's most obvious sexual
overtone
as everyone's favorite speedsters
showboats about being the fastest man
alive
Hawkgirl notes that his superpower may
also be his greatest weakness that's
fast fastest man alive which might
explain why you can't get a date yeah
hey what's that supposed to mean quiet
we expect to hear such suggestive
one-liners on the CW or in a Zack Snyder
picture but not here I'm here about a
job so am i somebody called me was it
you no but maybe we'll be working
together closely together
number eight an accident the Powerpuff
Girls professor utonium may have made
the Powerpuff Girls in a laboratory but
all the other parents of Townsville made
their children the old-fashioned way
it doesn't mean every conception was
planned though as the girls introduced
their new neighbor to their father Robyn
notes that her birth was every bit as
accidental as blossom bubbles and
buttercup s' well what can I say the
professor's mortified expression
corresponds with the reaction of any
adults watching this seemingly wholesome
cartoon with their kids an awkward
conversation about using birth control
will most likely ensue at home so once
again the day you and
ship is saved thanks to the Powerpuff
Girls
number 7 tier 15 Adventure Time this
doesn't hurt as bad as it used to
unlike some animated shows where kids
remain in a permanent state of youth
Finn the human has aged over the seasons
of Adventure Time okay bro tinfoil's on
you can OGG now after getting a
smoking-hot girlfriend Finn is mature
enough to learn about the tiers of
dating from his more experienced bro
Jake fills Finn in on hugging and
smooching look look let me explain some
junk about dating right now you're at
tier 1 which is hugging but pretty soon
you'll be at tier 2 which is smooching
since Finn is still becoming a man
however Jake orders him to stay away
from the 15th and final tier what about
tier 15 stay away from that do not do
tier 15 dude I got no idea what you're
talking about let's just say Finn will
need more protection than tin foil when
he reaches that level and um you need a
shower dude what Oh gross do you think
Flame Princess could smell me
probably number 6 lonely space vixens
Rugrats
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it's okay Tommy we're almost there
Rugrats is largely about viewing the
world from a baby's perspective and not
entirely understanding the world around
us because of this it's only natural
that the Nickelodeon series would work
in a few references solely intended for
the big people sit down show you a photo
album this is the show's most evident
wink to older audiences as grandpa loom
notes that he's rented a clearly adult
film for after Tommy and Chucky's
bedtime I'll add a Jew boy sure movies
come home rips are Redux my personal
favorite lonely space fiction grandpa
has a thing for sexy green women
assuming he's still alive
blue pickles would probably be
interested in playing Mass Effect there
were a lot of reasons I was happy to see
you on Mars
I'd like that list but later there's so
much left to do number five in the
closet the Ren & Stimpy show we might
have missed it as kids but there's
little doubt that Ren and Stimpy were
closeted homosexuals in retrospect not
that there's anything wrong with that
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I love this if you need irrefutable
evidence this scene says it all
as Stimpy plays with his new friend
spend getting clothes in a litter box
sippy shuts the closet door so he and
spin can have some private playtime
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although we don't see what happens there
risque descriptions of juggling and
sword swallowing really challenge what
you can get away with on a cartoon show
and I'm a sword swallower number four
don't drop the soap
SpongeBob SquarePants watch maybe not
while SpongeBob SquarePants may be the
least erotically stimulating being on
the planet even he has a sexual side his
need for physical relief is alluded to
in one episode where he appears to be
watching hardcore sea porn if you think
that's naughty get a load of this scene
where spongebob actually makes a
dropping the soap joke look um
apparently the prisons in bikini bottom
are no safer than the ones up on the
surface world now we're just waiting for
the show to make a sponge worthy joke
I'm a dirty boy number three one on one
hotline Rocko's Modern Life
sometimes I think I was destined to
exist in an endless world of Filth now
we're really starting to get into
obscene territory in desperate need of a
new job Rocko seeks out work as a
specialty phone operator his crass
language on the phone and the Randy
posters in the background though
clarified that this position is much
kinkier than the want ad entailed
spatially fillin operated
I might be Oh baby Oh baby if that's not
uncomfortable enough it turns out the
woman on the other end of the line is
Rocco's next-door neighbor mrs. bighead
awkward we always suspected that mr.
bighead wasn't keeping his lady
satisfied even with that elongated
tongue of his number two carpet munchers
cow and chicken this controversial
episode of cow and chicken is jam-packed
with so many explicit innuendos that
Cartoon Network actually banned it after
one airing the story centers on our
title characters crossing paths with a
motorcycle gang known as the Buffalo
gals their short hair deep voices and
all-around masculine appearance
undoubtedly implied that the Buffalo
gals are stereotypical lesbians as if
that's not already blatant the bikers
actually pop into random homes and chew
on their carpets well at least they
didn't chew on the drapes before we
crack up at our top pick here are some
honorable mentions
what's when I was seven years old I sat
on the banana and of course that changed
my life
this barroom used to host the most
elegant balls in its day whoa wait a big
these balls were huge
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see huh I told you I could do it I'm
gonna get something that makes me look
tall how about another head another one
I need three of them for the world
number one finger prints Animaniacs
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although Animaniacs was primarily
marketed to children its pop culture
references
jesh one more question social satire and
elusive innuendos made it just as much
fun for adults no control the writers
got away with a ton of dirty jokes over
the years the standout undeniably being
this infamous instance that had kids
scratching their heads and adults
dropping their jaws you can rest assured
that I am this close to solving the
crime studying a crime scene Yakko asks
dot to unearth fingerprints she instead
returns with a certain musician asked
for what follows well just listen and
you'll understand why this is our number
one pick good night everybody
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no no no fingerprints
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