hey what's up guys and welcome to a new
segment of my vlog called cow puns where
every vlog outside for some correlated
puns that will hopefully amuse you I
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just wanted to say that I hope that all
of you guys are safe I also wanted to
address that no I'm not in China anymore
neither in China or Japan I'm back in my
home country in the Czech Republic but
the situation in Europe is also pretty
bad so yeah I just hope you're safe I
feel like it's so hard to vlog while
being at home because everyone always
associates this angle with vlogging but
like when I'm in my room why wouldn't I
just sit down you know like this I also
feel like the vlogs are a little bit
boring so yeah guys let me know if the
voices are boring like this if this the
Steadicam is okay anyways guys tonight
I've got some Chinese sweets that I
brought from China just look at the
stuff isn't that crazy isn't that isn't
that so crazy
I'm joking by the way this is actually
very normal food that everyday people in
China eat so I don't want you to think
this is something very crazy or
something extravagant nobody else is it
snacks from a different country that a
lot of you guys probably have never been
to so let's try the snot I wonder if
it's gonna be good
well I've tasted some of those obviously
I've lived in China for for 10 months so
I've obviously tasted some of these like
I like this one but for example this
okay this is um this is LAN nation
lamb in French ah no he says you can see
it has something to do with blueberries
so let's see what it is I'm so excited
guys I'm so excited
I'm literally quaking right now okay
okay okay so this is it it looks
differently than I thought it comes in
these like strips so one like one bar
can be divided into four strips
it smells like blueberry though like
it's probably there is probably some
blueberry in there you know I'm gonna
say it's actually not that bad it's like
jelly like blueberry jelly I don't know
what's up with that color but I guess
it's okay I would not be able to eat a
lot of this apparently one stripe is
enough for now but yeah I can see I can
see myself like snacking up with this
this blueberry la maison job bar and
just watching Netflix at night I don't
know why I became so aggressive right
this this is something I feel I feel
like a makeup channel like it's like um
this is what I used to paint my skin and
unnatural skin tone that doesn't suit me
like every other makeup channel right
I'm not hating on anyone just not for me
those videos I'm not I mean I'm not a
girl okay what the [ __ ] okay so this
this is like a piece of piece of pastry
I guess it's like dough it's basically
like bread okay it's like I've eaten
this in China a lot with water it's
called a washer Runyon ball which means
soft bread French style or like made in
front yeah this is definitely a soft
brand I don't know if it's French style
please French people in the comments
comment if this is actually French style
bread in which what do we have next this
is I actually don't know how much you
pronounce the first character so I'm
gonna uh pleco that real quick
oh it's plain and it means fragile or
crisp which means that this is twice
young me and on the bottom it says play
me sin no night Shelley I guess a lot of
you guys have probably already guessed
what Shelley means in Chinese means
chicken now I'm talking guys of course
it's chocolate and even by the cover it
looks like it's gonna be chocolate with
little grains of rice maybe so let's
take a look it smells a bit like kick
and I it's following it's basically I
think it's Chinese kick Kent
yeah I actually the whole thing funny
story actually guys when I was in China
I had like an obsession with chocolate
okay because there were so little
chocolate in China because I think
Chinese filled probably don't like to
eat sweets that much correct me if I'm
wrong but every time I asked a Chinese
person if they like chocolate they were
like I don't know but I see one as far
as always trying to find neutral
and then I guess that's the main reason
why I have a key now the last thing that
I have here is something like I've
already eaten the French style soft
bread but this is called wait wait for
it oh sure dumb-garl
which translates to europe style cake I
guess this is this is how we make cakes
in Europe basically looks like a fancier
version of the thing that I've already
eaten maybe it is a fancier version it
even smells better
it looks better it tastes but why have I
even bind this in China all the time
when this was right right next to it
probably it's women like this but I'm
really disappointed myself means this is
really good this is like not even
mediocre this is basically bad compared
to this it's like eating a cloud it's
like eating a cloud these guys that's it
for this segment of me eating Asians oh
no there's more there's more there's
more and the last thing we have here is
pineapple
aunt Monica playing they put a keiki
that's how they say it in Japan because
Japanese has so many loanwords from
English like what okay it looks like
this okay what what though look at that
it's made of well it smells like
pineapples now I'm checking guys is not
that bad it's just not my type of snack
I think also I just found out that a
leafy uploaded a new video yesterday
it's like a thirty thirty second videos
so yeah 2020 is really something else
when even leaf easier is uploading
videos again I asked you guys on
Instagram to give me recommendations for
Russian or Ukrainian tracks
preferably hip-hop because lately I must
say that I've been kind of getting
myself into like Russian or like Eastern
European music and hip hop just keep in
mind I was born in the Czech Republic my
mother tongue is Czech and most of the
languages in Eastern Europe are Slavik
so it's almost like hearing music in my
language but in a kind of weird
alternative of the language so right now
I'll play some of your guys's
recommendations some of the artists I
already knew but it's nice to be
reminded of the
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this reminded me how much I liked this
time of the day because it's like almost
3 a.m. in the morning 3:00 in the
morning and I'm here just chillin vibin
listening to Russian rap it's so calm
around me it's only me in my like
computer or whatever I'm entertaining
myself with so it's like top-notch
anyways another recommendation this your
money [ __ ] I hate on [ __ ] Slayer just
comes into the scene and just takes over
my body holy [ __ ] my friend recommended
me a Russian rapper named face MC face I
know I don't know I just face - Lee it's
really easy and nice to vibe with faces
music so I'm definitely a big fan of
them so somebody wrote money he cain't
47 which is already a pretty [ __ ]
gangster name
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this like like girl that I wouldn't even
think would be able to like grab just
like maybe one of the best Russian Rev
solos it was fire I don't understand a
word in Russian but it was fine honestly
and that's what it hit me I don't
understand a single word in Russian but
why don't I at least try to learn how to
read it to learn aspic I'll use the
exact same method that I use when I
start to learn Japanese like three or
four years ago I I made these like cards
where on one side it's a Japanese here
not gonna let her so this is that and on
the other side there is ta you know and
that's does I feel like that's a good
method how to learn I really need a wide
lens like the kit kit lens is great but
I really needed a wide one so here I've
got a piece of paper scissors and a
marker too so yeah first let's Serge how
many letters are in the a spoke up there
are 33 letters isn't that like more than
the alphabet
yeah the alphabet is 26 what the ruler
acquired my deeds and we're back I'm
sorry guys last night my camera ran out
of battery so I just had to like
recharge it I was like okay I'll just
finish it in the morning anyways I got
the cards here I already googled an osso
bucco chart right here so right now I
just have to write it on these cards
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another thing that confuses me is when
like for example this looks like the
letter Y but it's not why it's not why
it's not e it's ooh it's the letter U
why is this what like all right so I
think I'm done here's my version of the
ossobucco the Russian alphabet all right
so now it's time to practice okay so as
I said before and there are some a
spooky letters that are exactly the same
like in our alphabet okay so these these
are the letters that I won't have to
worry about okay so let's put the study
method into practice people watching
that are also learning Russian can play
along with me of course so let's start
so we got P and R yeah see I think oh
this is true okay so this is sure
English doesn't have this letter F or as
I like to call it the two of the deadly
Hallows so yeah this is F yeah I think
I'm starting to get the hang of it so
I'm just gonna practice some more and
then I'm going to try to read some
Russian sentences online and see how
I'll do all right guys I switched to my
webcam this is kind of my stream setup
because now I want to go on the internet
to search for some Russian phrases or
sentences that I could try to read here
so let's just try to search for Russian
texts easy sentences top 10 Russian
phrases and sentences you need to know
all right and see where that takes us
okay okay so I guess these are like the
basic Russian expressions or like good
morning good afternoon my name is Molly
who the [ __ ] is mon lady right so good
morning in Russian is the dobro yeah
dobro yeah it ro otro oh this is not E
naught E all right why does she say
Kouta isn't this Oh dobri Lutra Lutra
she says she sounds so enthusiastic okay
next one a good afternoon
dobri gang I guess dobri jean-bob regime
dope regime all right
monthly mean user would monthly
generation how is this me
why do you prance it as Minya when it
says like me Enya Russian people
watching please explain that to me in
the comments because I have no idea what
the rules of aspic are again a very
essential sentence I'd like a beer okay
let's let's learn how to say I'd like a
beer so yeah yeah hotel be a diva yeah I
feel bleep Eva oh so so sometimes she
pronounce Oh like ah okay yeah I feel
bleep Eva yeah he'll be beaver okay guys
I think that's enough Russian or like
osso bucco practice so I'm just gonna
say goodbye and uh yeah I guess that's
it for today's video sure that's V Dania
this see Danny that's me then yeah okay
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watching I'll see you next vlog bye
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