♪ (classical music) ♪
(customers chatter)
- Hey, babe. - Danielle!
Hi, how're you doing?
(Danielle) Mwah! I just came to see my man at work.
Flirt a little.
How fantastic.
Can I get you anything to drink while we flirt?
Yeah, I'll have a medium cappuccino.
A grande.
Uh, yeah, grande.
Oh, and then can I have as little foam as possible?
- (steaming milk) - Uh, hun...
The foam is what makes it a cappuccino.
Otherwise it's like ordering Dom Pérignon without the bubbles.
Okay, uh, I'll have all the foam then.
That's my girl.
Here we go.
Non-fat cappuccino for Danielle.
(Danielle laughs flatly)
Well, I...
Is this a joke? Or...
Oh, sorry, yeah.
I know you didn't order non-fat, but I figured it couldn't hurt.
You spelled my name wrong.
No, I didn't, babe. It's "Danyel". D-A-N-Y-E-L.
No, no one in the history of man
has ever spelled Danielle like that ever.
Except for you, which is what makes you so special to me.
That's why I put a heart over the Y instead of the dot.
There are no dots on Ys.
But there's no I in Danielle, so I had to make do.
There is an I in Danielle. It's right in the middle.
It's D-A-N-I-E-L-L-E.
- Wait, are you serious? - Yes, bear!
(in disbelief) How do you not know this?
We've been dating for six months. Are you kidding me?
It's not a big deal, babe.
You don't know how to spell my name, I bet.
Ryan. R-Y-A-N. Ryan.
It's a very common name.
Okay, well, I'm a barista.
I don't know how to spell anybody's name, babe.
Triple grande, skim latte for Zzyzx!
Z-Z-Y-Z-X, baby, that's me!
My parents were insane.
You know how to spell "Zzyzx"?
Lucky guess. I don't know.
Oh, a decaf Americano for the ancient Egyptian symbol for love.
You're sure this is decaf?
If I get any caffeine... (splutters lips)
I go crazy.
Totally sure it's decaf, man.
You know hieroglyphics?
Well, technically, those are pictures and symbols, babe-- not spelling.
Okay?
(Ryan) I have a medium no foam cappuccino
for Madaleina Jourbert Descoteaux.
♪ (French music) ♪
Oh, you spelled my name exactly right!
Us-a French people can't spell it.
Merci beaucoup!
♪ (French music) ♪
(glaring silence)
Okay, I know that this looks bad,
but the only reason I know how to spell her name
is because we talked for a very long time before you got here.
That also looks bad.
Don't get jealous, babe, please.
I'm not getting jealous over you talking to a woman!
- I'm-- - A beautiful French woman.
I am not jealous that you were talking to
a very beautiful French woman.
Good! Then don't be jealous.
(through clenched teeth) I'm not taking this bait!
I'm just saying-- I don't understand how we've been dating
for so long and you don't even know how to spell my name.
Okay, you're right. I totally blew it.
I never learned and I'm sorry.
But that's not what our relationship's about, right?
Our relationship's about love and our commitment, right?
- ♪ (touching music) ♪ - When you put it like that...
- (giggling) - I love you so much, Debby.
Oh my god.
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
Did I say "I love you" wrong?
♪ (classical music) ♪