(crowd cheering) (upbeat music)
- Of this episode of MTV's Singled Out.
Right here, we have 25 single men.
These are the IRLs, in real life.
And over here, we have 25 dating profiles.
They are the URLs on our URL board.
All 50 of them are competing
to be picked by one hopeful, who won't see any
of them until the final round.
- What do you think?
- And just like on any dating app,
these URLs could be catfish.
Ooh!
We never said this would be easy.
Our hopeful on this episode is Sara,
a self-described party girl looking for a spontaneous
and romantic guy who will take her seriously.
I'm Conceited, and here's your host,
the baddest chick in the game,
I should give her my chain, Justina Valentine.
Kickin' off round one.
- Okay, now Sara, we're gonna narrow these dudes down
to eight or less using these categories.
We have bod, social media, commitment,
package, cash money, and date night.
C-O-N, do you have all the answers over there?
- You know I got 'em for you,
but I did something a little better.
I had slapped it right on all their burly chests
so they can't cheat, and they can
never change their answers, and Sara you have nothing
to worry about because the URLs are locked in too.
- Sara, where do you wanna start, baby girl?
- I think I wanna go with social media.
- Social media.
(audience cheering)
Alright, what kind of man you looking for, girl?
All the time, or from time to time?
- I like a guy who has a presence and posts just as much
as I do, so I'm gonna go with all the time baby.
- Okay, if you ain't on your phone 24/7, y'all gotta go!
- Bye, guys!
- Okay, you can tell my man right here,
he don't even have an Instagram.
He's still stuck in Myspace.
Alright, so where we going next?
- I think I'm gonna go with date night.
- Alright, baby girl.
On date night, are you trying to movie and chill,
or are you down for a thrill?
- I need a guy who's gonna keep up
and who's down for the thrill, so what's up?
(audience cheering)
- If y'all trying to sex-flix and chill, you gotta go!
- Peace!
- I'm sorry!
- Alright, you have one last category.
Where we going?
- You know what's really important to us girls, the package.
(audience cheering)
- Whoo!
- Okay, for the package, are you trying to go king size
or you trying to go like my boy C-O-N, fun size?
(audience laughing)
Who are we going with, girl?
- Your girls a queen, so you know the girl needs a king.
What's good?
- All y'all shrimp gotta go.
- Sorry. (laughs)
Bye!
- He doesn't even have a (bleep) print.
- Hey!
- [Justina] That's why it's so small, so he could do that.
- Justina, Sara, all the fun sizes are gone
off the URL board as well.
- It's good news, cause we're down to three IRLs
and three URLs, which means that's the end of round one.
Conceited, tell us a little bit about these casanovas.
- My name's Gabriel.
I'm a little unstable, but I'm very able.
- Okay. - Number two.
- What's goin' on, Sara?
My name is Chris, and 822.
That's all I got to say.
- [Justina] Is that the time you're going to say something
that makes sense, or--
- Nah, 822 is my credit score, baby.
- Okay, okay!
What's up? - Last, but not least,
introduce yourself. - How's it going, Sara?
My name is Avery, and I feel like
if you make a girl smile, it'll take you a mile.
- Okay.
- Let's see what the URLs have to say.
- Alright. - Number one, Christian says,
"Hey Sara, I'm Christian.
"I'm tall, dark, and ready to spoil the shh out of you."
- He's got some thick glasses, so you know.
- Okay. - Let's go to number two.
Oh damn. - It's abs.
- You just see abs, alright.
Well, if abs could talk, Lucas would say, "Hi Sara.
"I'm Lucas, and you're so fine, you make me wanna cuss."
You know what, let's go to number three.
- Oh, girl he's fine.
- Daniel says, "Hi Sara, I'm Daniel,
"and I'll always find a way to make you smile."
- Wait a second, Con, that's Daniel from Are You The One.
I don't know if that could really be him.
- That is him!
- Yeah, but would he be here now?
- I mean, there's no way he's single.
- Well these URLs could be catfish,
but girl, Daniel's lookin' good.
Alright, in round two, Sara's got a challenge
for the IRL guys and a challenge for the URL guys
that's gonna help her decide who she wants to keep.
Now, only one IRL and one URL can stay,
so you have a big decision to make.
Let's start with the IRLs.
Sara, let them know what they're doing.
- So, I need a soldier in the streets,
but a freak in the sheets, what's up?
So show off your best air sex moves one at a time,
and Justina's reaction will tell me who has the best action.
Oh, and lose the shirt, thank you.
- IRL number one, you're up first.
- Take it off, take it off.
- [Conceited] Can we have some music for him?
- (sings sultry melody)
(buzzer sounding)
- That's it, that's it.
- Next one.
- Chris, let's go.
- (sings sultry melody)
- [All] Take it off! Take it off!
- I don't want you to take it off!
(audience cheering)
(buzzer sounding)
- I'm not sure what to make of this yet.
- IRL number three, lets' go.
(audience cheering)
- He had some moves.
Sara, which IRL are you gonna go with?
- Ladies, what y'all thinkin' over there?
- Call it out, call it out!
- Help her out.
(audience yelling)
- Let's do number two.
- [Justina] Number two?
- Credit scores matter.
- Your moves got you into the next round.
Number one and number three, you don't gotta go home,
but you gotta get the heck up outta here.
- Work on your credit!
- You could wash the shit outta that thing.
- What the hell, really?
- Sara, that was crazy. - Oh my god, damn.
- [Justina] That was a little too much for us to handle,
but now we need to know what are we gonna have the URLs do?
- How a man treats his mama says a lot about him.
Screenshot the last text you sent your mom,
and send it to me.
- Let's see what number one, Christian, sent his mom.
"Mom, did you wash those shirts yet?"
And his mom said, "Yes, they are on your bed."
He's the one that said he was gonna spoil
the (bleep) out of you? - I'm done.
- [Justina] Yeah, good one. - Let's go to number two.
Here's Lucas, "Hi sweetie, did you get the package I sent?
"Love, Mom.
"Hi sweetie, just checkin' in, love you, love Mom.
"Are you getting my texts?"
- Wow, really?
Shady. - Sara, we haven't did
his last one, she says, "Maybe you'll want
"to text your mom back when that family plan
"your phone is still on shuts off."
- He shares a family plan with his mom.
- No, I can't.
- Daniel, "Everything good, mama?
"You are the best, the most beautiful woman in the world."
Heart eyes, and then this right here's something in Russian.
I don't know what it says, but it has a kissy face,
so it's gotta be good.
- Sara-- - Yes.
- The decision is yours, which URL did it for you?
- Number three sounds like a sweet guy.
I want a sweet guy.
- [Justina] You wanna keep number three?
- I think so.
- Get number one and number two up out of here, C-O-N.
We've made it to the final round.
We have one IRL and one URL, so only you can choose.
So here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna turn you around.
You can check out your options, and get it poppin'.
C-O-N.
- Ready, go.
- Give us a rundown on these two gentlemen.
- Alright well, the only thing you need to know about him,
his credit score's 822.
He did take off his shirt.
I mean he had some weird moves, but 822.
But we do know this guy, who is supposed to be Daniel,
loves his mom very, very, very much.
- You look unsure, but I have good news.
Those questions we asked you before the show,
we wrote down your answers.
Here you go, and we're gonna ask these guys,
and see who's the most compatible with you.
You ready? - Yeah.
- Guys, you ready?
- You ready? - I'm ready, baby.
- Let's go.
- Squats or tots?
- Squats all day.
- Daniel?
- Squats, keep that booty right.
Alright, send nudes or send noodles?
- [Chris] Send noodles.
- Daniel, noodles.
Send noodles!
- Con, we got the wrong friends.
Worst texting habit, taking forever to text back
or texting way too much?
- Oh, I take too long.
- Take too long?
Taking forever.
- Taking forever.
We three for three. - I've never seen this!
- This is crazy.
Alright, more important, physical strength
or emotional strength?
- I'm gonna say emotional strength,
because if a brother go crazy, it's over.
- Daniel, emotional strength.
Emotional strength!
- Alright, filter or no filter?
- Her fine ass don't need no filter.
- No filter, no filter!
No filter!
A perfect score!
A perfect score! - That is insane.
Okay, Sara, this has actually never happened
here before on the show.
We've never seen an IRL and a URL have
a perfect five for five score, so your man right here,
he's got the moves, he took his shirt off,
he has good credit, y'all could buy a house.
And then your man Daniel, he looks good.
He looks really good.
He loves his mama, but he might not be real.
Sara, the pressure is on.
- Can y'all help out?
- [All] 822! 822!
- Hey, girl, you gotta pick!
We can't be here all day!
- I like vanilla in my chocolate.
Like I want Daniel.
- Come meet your man, baby girl.
(audience cheering)
- It's him!
(trumpet fanfare)
It is Daniel!
- Okay!
- You guys saw all these guys go crazy,
do a lot to win Sara's heart.
Daniel, you're not getting off that easy.
Take it off!
- [All] Take it off, take it off!
- Alright, hopefully Daniel and Sara have finally found
their one here on Singled Out, and remember you at home,
if you can't find love, you could always be like Con,
and do some strange for a little bit of change.
- Hey, you know what, listen, that's enough.
Thank you for watching!
We'll see you right here next time, on Singled Out!
- We out!
New York City, you ready for a quick freestyle?
(audience cheering)
(beat boxing)
♪ Singled Out ♪
♪ You know I always got the plan ♪
♪ Sara came through and she won a man ♪
♪ She might've picked him but she picked Dan ♪
♪ And then he took off his shirt and I'm like hot damn ♪
♪ And now he's killin' it ♪
♪ Wash the shirt ♪
♪ My man Chris yeah he's still trying to flirt ♪
♪ You know me we can do our thing and then run ♪
♪ But if she want they can have a threesome ♪
♪ It gets crazy ♪
♪ You know it gets wild ♪
♪ Matter of fact you make my girl smile ♪
♪ 'Cause when I do it yeah ♪
♪ I do it one time ♪
♪ C-O-N, Singled Out, your girl Justina Valentine ♪
(audience cheering)