wait- what? two videos? in a week? Divya? smells fake if you ask me
Hi it's a me Mario. Not really it's Divya G what does the g stand for? The g
stands for gucci gang. Today I thought let's make our own trashy romance cover which
you will be embarrassed to hold in public
I was doing some a research, like a good student, and it turns out there's
actually quite a few different varieties of romance covers. For example, taking
inspiration from the Bible- er I mean Fifty Shades of Grey. Some are a
bit more hot and steamy and you have a hot shirtless men but.... in grey and some
are more supernatural based so you have hot shirtless men..... in red and some are a
little bit more historical so you have hot shirtless men but this time with a
horse. And then you have this whole other collection of covers which just look
like they need to go through puberty. Right so for the background I'm thinking
we should have a bit of ocean because you know it's a romance and this book is
gonna make you wet- oh I meant the water reflects you know the internal turmoil
and conflicting undercurrent that streams throughout the novel the
manifestation *overlapping voices*
is the manifestation of the unexplored fishy
crevices um I I mean emotional instability symbolizing the
And for the next ingredient you're gonna need badly edited two slabs
of chicken breasts and because it's romance it needs to be a little bit hot
and spicy you know so yeah lets season it with them- wait for it-
salt and pepper yeah mm-hmm pepper oh girl I went there. The man has to be
shirtless and a lot of the times they just look like George Michael so you know
let's just give him a George Michael head. It doesn't have to look realistic
at all because the more trashy it looks and the more badly edited the better to
be honest with you. Give me some cheddar because the poses are so cheesy these
covers actually trigger my lactose intolerance. Oh God. They're always in some
awkward embrace like, I swear, these girls are gonna have neck issues. Why is
their neck at an acute angle? Looking like they've been possessed by a demon
Demonic voice: save me from this nightmare. Let's add a lesn flare. Where is it even coming from? who knows
but it's extra and the editing doesn't make sense right and then we gotta have
something like 2012 Instagram filter.
Why are the fonts sooo ugly? They're fully using Bradley Hand ITC *screechy voice* I'M CRYING.
and because it's nearly Christmas let's give it a um Christmassy title. I thought how about
"Santa came down my chimney" *cough*
Ho ho hoe-ing. Right so yeah that's it. This is how you create a trashy romance cover
and I'm sure this will make all the middle-aged women
Chris.tingle in their mistle.. toes. hahahaha. Like the video if
sometimes you breathe. Follow me on Twitter, on Instagram. I don't know I'm
thinking maybe this will fill the empty and bitter void in my lonely heart.