(spooky music)
- Say what you will about old movies.
This one still freaks me out.
- Seriously, this gave me nightmares.
Looks like your sister's braver than both of us were.
- That wasn't scary.
- Nothing scares her.
Except maybe not having WiFi.
- It's a historic Halloween night,
here in Salem, Massachusetts.
As for the first time ever, the streets are empty.
Per the Governor's orders, no trick or treating,
no Halloween parties, no haunted houses, nothing.
It's safe to say it's dead out here.
- This is the worst Halloween ever.
I love trick or treating.
- Aren't you little old to go trick or treating.
- You're never too old for Halloween,
besides, free candy.
- Begging strangers for candy
in culturally insensitive costumes is a boomer thing.
Not mine. And don't get me started on slasher movies
where some dumb blonde gets over-sexualized
in a male dominated industry.
No wonder we don't have a female president yet.
- I think it's time we go.
Thanks for having us over.
- You better be careful walking home, there's a full moon.
- Ohh Perfect.
We can take the shortcut through the graveyard.
- Bye Janet
- Night
Happy Halloween.
(upbeat music)
♪ You're walking home alone at night ♪
♪ And feel like someone's creeping up behind ♪
♪ You turn around, there's no one there ♪
♪ Then tell yourself it's only in your mind ♪
♪ Then out of the night comes a shrill that ♪
♪ Sends chills down your spine ♪
♪ Your heart beat starts racing ♪
♪ They're chasing, your out of time ♪
♪ So if your sitting alone ♪
♪ Don't you pick up the phone ♪
♪ 'Cause there's a stranger on the other side ♪
♪ And things that go bump in the night ♪
♪ If you hear a sound, don't go pokin' around ♪
♪ Just one mistake and it's too late ♪
♪ 'cause there's things that go bump in the night ♪
♪ Don't run and hide ♪
♪ 'cause your safer inside ♪
♪ So lock the door, they're comin' for ya ♪
♪ Things that go bump in the night ♪
♪ Things that go bump in the ♪
♪ The full moon rises high, the wind is still ♪
♪ You feel the terror in the air ♪
♪ There's someone out that's watching ♪
♪ And you want to scream, but only if you dare ♪
♪ Don't you dare ♪
♪ There's no one around then the sound makes ♪
♪ Your knees start to shake ♪
♪ Your mind tells you run, but you're done for ♪
♪ 'cause now it's too late ♪
♪ So, if you're sittin' alone ♪
♪ Don't you pick up the phone ♪
♪ 'cause there's a stranger on the other side ♪
♪ And things that go bump in the night ♪
♪ If you hear a sound ♪
♪ Don't go pokin' around ♪
♪ 'cause it's a second too late ♪
♪ 'cause there's things that go bump in the night ♪
♪ Don't run and hide 'cause your safer inside ♪
♪ So lock the door, they're coming for ya ♪
♪ Things that go bump in the night ♪
♪ There's a chill in the air ♪
♪ So you better beware ♪
♪ There's things that go bump ♪
♪ And will give you a scare ♪
♪ So if you're sitting alone ♪
♪ Don't you pick up the phone ♪
♪ 'cause there's a stranger on the other side ♪
♪ And things that go bump in the night ♪
♪ If you hear a sound ♪
♪ Don't go pokin' around ♪
♪ Just one mistake and it's too late ♪
♪ 'cause there's things that go bump in the night ♪
♪ Don't run and hide ♪
♪ 'cause your safer inside ♪
♪ So lock the door, they're coming for you ♪
♪ Right outside, they're waiting for you ♪
♪ Don't you say I didn't warn you ♪
♪ Things that go bump in the night ♪
(knock on door)
- Hey kids.
Sorry about that back there.
My friends and I just got a little "Carrie-ed" away.
We just wanted to say thank you.
- You're friends?
- I know! With friends like them, who needs enemies?
- Thank us for what?
- For coming out this Halloween.
With everyone staying in side this year,
we thought this Halloween was going to be a big bust.
Eyes up here, Brad.
As my way of saying thanks,
I got your kids a little something.
A little treat
and a little trick.
People love it for the articles.
Well, all right, kids until next time,
unpleasant Halloween.
(upbeat dance music)
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(phone ringing)
- Hello?
- [Caller] Hello.
- Who's this?
- [Caller] Do you like scary movies?