are you afraid of math I'm your partner
you can tell me what the hell are you
hiding from I was a sophomore in college
the university I went to decided they
needed to raise tuition classmate of
mine Brenda an effort to raise money and
and stay in school came up with a nifty
plan where she thought she'd date guys
and in charge of money I go on dates all
the time with a whole bunch of you know
boys and stuff and I kind of need
somebody to help me out like you know my
partner in crime yeah I could make a I
can make a schedule yeah yeah I was
thinking provide transportation services
yeah yeah thanks friend said she needed
my help to make sure that the dates went
okay the guys paid her she said she'd
give me a percentage oh my god you were
a pimp fine god no no I was just trying
to help a friend we started making a lot
of money and wouldn't you know it some
of Brenda's girlfriends decided they
want to be a part of it pretty soon
they're about 14 ladies that I was
protecting while they gave me money
that's called the stable horse started I
shouldn't use my real name so we came up
with the name Gator telling you you know
are you
listening to the story anyway one day I
wake up and I look in the mirror and I
don't like what I see I mean I I had
gotten out of control and I didn't even
realize it I can't have a conscience in
the pimp game one night two of my
favorite girls candy and Jolene said we
got to take you and they dropped me off
at the emergency room
that's where I met Sheila I was a mess
I made a promise to myself and to her
that I would never get out of control
again
so as soon as I graduate from college I
became an accountant for the police
department
the most stable job I could think of
an accountant for law and order
I just don't want to ever feel out of
control like that ever again don't worry
I got you back
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