Daddy needs to express some rage.
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and what’s up Reaction Faction?
It's Deadpool.
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Last week you all really liked
my “Cruella” trailer reaction video.
Where are the f****** dogs?
So, this week
I’ll be reacting to a trailer for a movie which
I honestly thought came out like
a year ago…
Free Guy.
Apparently, it's this August.
We also have a guest reactor this week,
Korg,
who was NOT my first choice
but apparently everyone else was too busy
over on Disney Plus.
Say hello Korg.
Hello, I’m made of rocks.
Thank you for having me Paul,
sorry you’re dead.
Jesus Christ.
Let's take a look.
My name is Guy…
Oh he’s named Guy,
like the movie’s title.
That’s pretty clever.
Is it?
I’ve got a best friend.
This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time!
OH-HO!
Mondays, am I right Joe?
You said it Guy!
OK, let’s,
let’s just pause for a second
and let everyone comment,
"First"
or "this trailer gives away too much"
or “Ryan Reynolds is just me,”
which is super insulting by the way.
All done?
And I work
at the BA-AANNNK!
Everybody down on the ground!
I thought I had everything I needed.
But then,
I met her.
Ohhh! Ohhh!
Jodie Comer! Jodie Foster!
God, I love her so much.
Ohh! I hope they don’t fridge her.
What’s fridging?
Well, it’s the practice of killing off
or hurting a female character in order to
motivate or torture the main character,
also know as Deadpool 2.
Thank you for asking.
Ahhhh.
We call that bridging.
Sh, sh, sh, sh, shhhh.
Everybody down on the ground.
Everybody except you.
Me?
There’s something inside you Guy.
They expected you to just….
Looks like a hostage situation.
Put these on.
OK.
Fine.
Oh my God!
What are these trick glasses or something?!
It’s about trick glasses!
The glass tricker.
This world,
it's a video game.
You’re not real.
Waste that motherf...
Oh, oh God!
And the guy responsible for this world...
Any thoughts on our villain Korg?
Uhhh, looks like he’s got four arms.
And the two lower ones,
have got gloves on.
I like him.
You have a Disney Plus show don’t you f*** face?
Oh God!
Ooooo! Trademark infringement.
… doesn’t that mean nothing you do matters?
I am sitting here
with my best friend,
trying to help him get through a tough time.
Now if that’s not real,
I don’t know what is.
I know this world is just a game…
Huh...
Look at him go
in that little blue shirt.
Oh, his face is so punchable.
Thanks Guy!
I’m going to be the great guy.
Wow,
enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.
Off you go!
This whole good guy routine is ruining the game.
Wooo!
Terminate him!
That’s Taika Waititi.
He sees quite nice actually.
A rabbit.
Maybe this is the live action Thumper
we all haven't been waiting for.
Jump...
Juuump!
Jump and catch the ball!
Nope!
Ahhhh, useless.
Wow, body airbag.
Love it.
I can't die!
Something bad’s going to…
yup,
there you go…
OK, this looks fun in a...
in a last days of Fox fire sale kind of way.
Not sure if it was worth diverting
Canadian Cumberbatch’s little mind away
from my next movie.
Or...
You know what, I’m going to give it uhh,
I’ll give it four out of five avocados.
Korg?
I was raised by avocados.
Oh my God, just kill me now.
Any uhhh,
any tips on uhh...
getting into the MCU there Korg?
Uhhhh...
Have a dream.
Uhhhh...
Chase it.
Lose that dream.
Just sabotage all sorts of happiness,
in the pursuit of that dream.
Climb up to the peaks of that mountain
and when you get to the top,
land at the bottom and realize
you’re never going to achieve that dream.
And at that point,
check your emails.
maybe you’ll get something from your agent
saying
Marvel wants to talk.
Yeah, I preferred Dark World.
Half a f****** penny a view
for this sh**.