♫ La, la, la, laaa! ♫
BONNIE: Ugh!
♫ Welcome to Freddy's, please enjoy your stay! ♫
♫ You'll laugh and play the whole day away ♫
Meet the gang!
Freddy!
Foxy!
Chica!
Bonnie too!
♫ We'll have some fun with you! ♫
♫ Come on and join the crew! ♫
♫ Music ♫
BONNIE: ♫ Bonnie is the best ♫
BONNIE: ♫ He plays his guitar ♫
BONNIE: ♫ No one else plays guitar here because i'm so talented ♫
BONNIE: Ugh!
BONNIE: AHHHHHHH!!!
BONNIE: No no no no no!
BONNIE: Stay with me, Bessie! Don’t die on me!
BONNIE: Don’t worry ol’ girl! I’ll get help!
BONNIE: FREDDY!!!
FREDDY: W-what's the trouble, Bonnie??
BONNIE: Ol’ Bessie… She’s not looking so good.
BONNIE: She’s broken!
FREDDY: Oh, Bonnie.
FREDDY: She’s just got a broken string!
*chuckles*
FREDDY: Uh… we’ve still got spares.
*cries*
FREDDY: Okay, okay
FREDDY: Uh, don’t cry Bonnie.
FREDDY: W- we’ll figure this out
FREDDY: Um…
FREDDY: Maybe we can... Maybe we can buy you a new guitar!
BONNIE: But I want my Bessie!
FREDDY: What about an electric Bessie?
BONNIE: *sniffles*
BONNIE: Huh?
FREDDY: Yeah!
FREDDY: All we gotta do is buy one from a guitar store, then you’ll have Bessie 2!
BONNIE: Really?!
BONNIE: Oh, thank you Freddy!
BONNIE: You’re the bestest friend I’ve ever had!
FREDDY: No problem, Bonnie.
BONNIE: Now how do we do this?
FREDDY: Well, let’s see...
FREDDY: First we gotta call a local guitar shop and order it.
BONNIE: Alrighty then! Let’s do it!
FREDDY: What color do you want your new guitar to be, Bonnie?
FREDDY: There’s a whole lot of choices!
BONNIE: I want red!
FREDDY: Oh, uh are you sure?
FREDDY: There are lots of other colors to choose from-
BONNIE: Red!
FREDDY: Bonnie, I really think you’re missing out on a great opportunity here!
FREDDY: You get to pick whatever color you want for your new guitar!
FREDDY: Something that’s unique to you!
BONNIE: Hmm, like what, Freddy?
FREDDY: Oh boy, I’ve always wanted to do this…
FREDDY: Hit it!
♫ Music ♫
FREDDY: ♫ You've got a special opportunity ♫
FREDDY: ♫ My rabbit friend ♫
FREDDY: ♫ To make a choice and reinvent yourself ♫
FREDDY: ♫ Your new guitar's a canvas- ♫
FREDDY: ♫ That will open up the door ♫
FREDDY: ♫ To a brand new world of color that you've never seen before ♫
♫ Let's start with ♫
♫ Red and orange and yellow ♫
That's only three of them!
And trust me, there's a lot.
♫ There's also green and blue and purple ♫
Don't forget beige and lime and Byzantium
Even coquelicot...
Coquelicot?
Oh yeah, it's real! Look it up!
♫ As you can see there's endless choices. ♫
Don't need to stick with one, choose anything you want!
♫ So come on make your choice now, take your first step out that door! ♫
♫ Just come inside, there's a lot in store ♫
♫ You'll never ever ask you didn't wish for more ♫
♫ A brand new world of color that you've never seen before ♫
FREDDY: So Bonnie, what color are you gonna choose?
BONNIE: Hmm..
BONNIE: Red.
FREDDY: Well, that was a waste of time…
PHONE GUY: Hello hello?
PHONE GUY: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you...
PHONE GUY To help you get settled in on your first night-
FREDDY: Huh. Wrong number...
EMPLOYEE: Hey, man. You’ve reached uh
EMPLOYEE: The Guitar Store. What do you want?
FREDDY: Why, hello, kind sir!
FREDDY: I wanted to place a delivery order for your finest electric guitar.
EMPLOYEE: Sure, man. What color?
FREDDY: Uh, one moment sir!
FREDDY: Bonnie, what color did you want?
BONNIE: Uh...
BONNIE: Burgundy!
FREDDY: We’ll get red.
EMPLOYEE: Alright, man. Where should I drop it off?
FREDDY: Meet us in the alleyway at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza!
EMPLOYEE: Wuuh?
BONNIE: Did ya get it Freddy?!
FREDDY: I sure did!
FREDDY: Now all we gotta do is wait for the human and pick it up.
FREDDY: WAIT, What am I thinking!?
FREDDY: We can’t talk to humans!
BONNIE: Oh, Freddy! What are we gonna do!?
FREDDY: What we need…
FREDDY: Is a disguise!
BONNIE: A disguise? Like what, Freddy?
FREDDY: I’ve got the perfect idea.
EMPLOYEE: Wuhhh?
EMPLOYEE: Yooo, uh..
EMPLOYEE: Did someone order a guitar?
FREDDY: Why yes, I did.
BONNIE: Ow! Ow ow ow ow- You’re squishing my ear!
FREDDY: Sorry, Bonnie.
EMPLOYEE: Are you uh, Heisenburg?
FREDDY: What? No! I’m Fre- *ahem*
FREDDY: I mean
FREDDY: Yes.
FREDDY: So, do you have it?
EMPLOYEE: ...what?
FREDDY: The “product.”
EMPLOYEE: Oh, you mean the guitar?
EMPLOYEE: Sure man I’ve got it right here.
FREDDY: Perfect.
EMPLOYEE: Alright, man. That’ll be $2,500 dollars.
FREDDY: Pleasure doing business with you, sir.
EMPLOYEE What..?
FREDDY: Well, Bonnie.
FREDDY: Here it is! Your new Bessie 2.0!
Why dontcha try it out?
BONNIE: Alright…
BONNIE: Awe, Freddy! This guitar doesn’t even work…
FREDDY: Did you plug it in?
BONNIE: …Plug it in?
*Buzzing*
*Loud guitar strum*
BONNIE: That.
BONNIE: Was.
BONNIE: SWEET!
*Laugh*
FREDDY: I-I’m glad you like it Bonnie, but just try to keep it dow-
*Loud guitar song*
BONNIE: WOOOOOO!
*Muffled guitar noises*
CHICA: *Ughh..*
FOXY: Will someone stop the god-forsaken racket!?
FREDDY: *sigh*
FREDDY: How do I turn this thing on?
FOXY: I think I see a smudge.
FREDDY: I can fix that.
FOXY: You're making it worse!
FREDDY: Here, put this on!
FOXY: Freddy have you gone mad?!
FOXY: There's no way I'm putting on a Bonnie shirt!
FREDDY: Oh, come on foxy don't be such a baby!
FOXY: Ughh!
FOXY: Aye, how come you get to wear a Freddy shirt and I don't get a foxy shirt?
FREDDY: Well, you've got plenty of other options.
FREDDY: We have sweaters, joggers, hoodies, and shirts!
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FOXY: Who are you talking to-
FOXY: Wait a second
FOXY: If there be so many options, why did you make me wear this?!
FREDDY: Oh, Bonnie gave me 5 Faz-coins.
BONNIE: *chuckles*
FOXY: What?!
FOXY: Ugh..
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