Helllllo
Guys I saved you today
No need to thank me tho
Not necessary
I've prepared an awesome online test for us to have today
Online test!
Guys when Mia's bored she comes to me and says:
Kourosh I have an online test for us
It's nothing, just takes 3/5 hours
and after all that just to tell you that if you're introverted or extroverted
NO
I'm a bit upset
Personality test is is out of trend, do you know that?
It never was -No one takes them anymore
You know what's the best way to find out someone's personality
is?
To see who's surrounded them
Today I've prepared a list of people for us
That we put them in Tiers
to see who do you want in Mialand and who you don't
And same for me with Kouroshtopia
I don't want you there after you didn't let me to take the test
Guys no need to thank me
just give a little kiss to the bell for me
Let me explain this Tiering system to those who don't know it
We've done this before in one of our streams
But now it's updated guys
It's fresh
Look at them faces
You've got these tiers
Mialand's citizenship
God of charm
What a gentleman
Wait here for now, we'll see what happens
I hope I never see him
OK?
O..k..
Now I have to put them in these tiers
Shayan made this list for us
One of Kouroshtopia's finest
One of the dope Mialandians
Let's go
These guys...
Your choices are so important
look, First:
I'm going to judge you by them
Second, guys will judge you.
I don't give a hoot about your opinion
now the,re so curious to see who'd you pick
-Since Mialand's a dump and no one wanna be there right now I don't care about your opinion
everything will be over with couple of wrong moves
Mialand will be canceled
I've told you before,
Mialand is a place for innocent, kind, pure hearted people
Since you love purehearted people.. -filled with love and passion
The dude..
The lemon juice dude..
What was his name?
Was he Mehmet?
Mr.mehmet
If I'm being honest..
Would you move your hand?
Mehmet.. -Mr.mehmet
I don't want him to be up there -I swear to god..
Don't put him down there
Don't..
How could you do this to that mustache?
What does he have expect love and kindness? -I wish I never see him
Except kindness.. Was he Mehmet?
What was his name? - Mehmet I think
OK, Jason Momoa
Jason Momoa
Ngl with that body..
He's a gentleman
So you rate them by six pack
Mr.Mehmet got yeeted down there cuz he has no six pack
Mr.Jason Momoa gets to be up here
That's how it works
Jason Momoa was in game of thrones and..
You only care about looks
No, Jason Momoa
OK
Why did you put him higher than Mehmet?
Where's his other half?
But
What do you mean by why did I do that ???
Why he's higher?
You really expect me to explain why he's higher than Mehmet
What he has on Mehmet?
Nicolas cage
I have a Nicolas cage pillow for real
He gets Mialand's citizenship -For sure
We were on the same page on this one
High five
Sike
The rock
Where's the rock?
He's up there
Oh that's not the rock
That's Jeff Bezos
Yeah I know
The rock
Can come to Mialand because he was in the latest season of Fortnite
I don't care about his thirty and half years career
But for that one day he appeared in Fortnite -Yeah that 5 seconds
That caused him to..
Yeah that got him Mialand's citizenship beside ..
Nicolas cage .
[Tech N9ne ft. The Rock - Face Off]
Ok next person is..
Tom Holland
He's so popular now
I remember you didn't like Tom Holland that much couple of days ago
But now you're giving him citizenship
The new spiderman's out
You're that effected by media Mia?
Here you go
You've seen 4 spiderman ads and Tom Holland's suddenly the best?
I'll let him in if he brings Zendaya
Zendaya will be in Kouroshtopia dude
Zendaya will be in Kouroshtopia
Geralt of Rivia
This is the game's Geralt
Not your pal Henry cavill one -I don't care
As long as it's Geralt of Rivia -I don't like this game
I don't get it..
Do you want to put all of them on top?
Can I?
You already did
anyone got citizenship
It's that eas.. -Mehmet didn't
to get a citizenship?
Don't you filter them?
I do look at them
Everyone of them is successful..
You just didn't let poor Mehmet in?
Everyone can come in but Mehmet
I don't know if God of charms and gentlemen can come to Mialand
Only this tier gets citizenship
God of charm like Tom Hardy
Down there
He really is a god of charm
I wish I never see him - DON'T PUT HIM THERE!
He seems so grumpy in his interviews
He doesn't look cheerful
He seems to be angry
I can't believe this!
That's because he's charming
Manly charm
Wait here we'll see..
Are you for real?
Mehmet and..
He doesn't look like me! -God of charm
He doesn't look like me!
Since he's just like you
I wanted you to feel good about yourself
He doesn't look like me!
But you can't be in Mialand
By this test I can understand what kind of a person you are
What kind?
You put all of the kind people in "I wish I never see them"
Mehemt
You're so hung up on Mehmet
Here
Here's your Mehmet, you good now?
He's a God of charm -Fine fine fine
Are you happy?
Why I'm not on the list?
I should be the Only God of charm
Didn't he put my picture?
Yoooou..
are...here!
Noooo
For now..
You can't be in Mialand
I don't want to be in Mialand
Put me with Tom Hardy
We don't even want to be in Mialand
Put me with Tom Hardy so we can have some fun
And you go to your The rock
OK, next person is..
Pooria Poorsorkh
Where do you put Pooria Poorsorkh?
I don't know what he has to deserve to be there!
What does Pooria Poorsorkh have?! -Let me explain it to you.
For you and anyone that is wondering why
I really don't have any type of crush on Pooria Poorsorkh
But you've given him citizenship
But his name is really fun to say
Pooria Poorsorkh
Pooria Poorsorkh Pooria Poorsorkh Pooria Poorsorkh
So you just chose him for his name?
PoOriAa p0oRSorKh
You know?
You see how this is better than a thousand personality tests -If I could change my name..
I'd change it to Pooria Poorsorkh
Now people can clearly see that you're a bit crazy
You just can't stop saying Pooria Poorsorkh
You mean anything with two P is good?
Poopak poopy
Davood Khodadoost
Where'd you put Davood Khodadoost?
Davood Khodadoost will get Mialand's citizenship
You like him because he's vegan?
Yea he keeps eating fruits
And also he digs your haters graves in Mialand
He's perfect
You also like Dicaprio
I'll put the one's that you like with you
Dicaprio!
Daniel Craig!
Tom Hardy!
But I'll bring Iraj Maleki to Mialand so he tells us jokes
You're not taking this game seriously!
You're..
Iraj Maleki
I've never made fun of your personality tests -Listen to me! listen!
I've spend hours on your tests -Listen!
I'm building a community in Mialand
Mialand looks like hell
What's his job?
Telling jokes for everybody
What's his?
Eating and encouraging people to eat fruits
Pooria Poorsorkh
What would he do?
Pooria Poorsorkh
Geralt
All of them has a job to do -Pooria Poorsorkh will be just Pooria Poorsorkh? that's it?
He has nothing to do
Joel!
Here, since you like Tesla so much -You put Elon Musk down there!
Elon musk will join you
Have some fun with.. -But..
..Dicaprio and Tesla.
..you put Iraj Maleki up there!
Unbelievable
You can see what kind of a place Mialand is
Stoooop it
Your Mialand sucks!
Mialand is the worse place in the world!
He'd be dancing like this all the time
Mialand is a Joke!
Who's this guy?
I hope I never see him ever again -I don't know him
I don't wanna see Brad Pitt for a second in my life
Keanu Reeeeevs
Oh look, I have more space
He gets Mialand's citizenship -You have two rows of citizens now
I'm not like you tho
I care about my citizenship
you just gave it away to anybody. -I care about it too
Who else?
My doppelganger and Mario and Mehmet are..
Mehmet and Mario are similar for real
Put them beside each other
He looks like real life version of Mario
E Morris!
Shouldn't Morris be in Kouroshtopia?
This is my final result. -It's my turn.
It's my turn.
I hope you guys still wanna come visit Mialand after watching this video
things maybe look a bit odd
but I promise that..
No one wanted to come
and now no one will
..we'll get cooler people to Mialand later.
I wanna be straight with you
Be straight with me, we'll see what happens
Without a doubt, Mehrane Mahintorabi
Gets citizenship
OK
Because in that time..
..the hard time that I was going through
Yeah you were going through a lot. ..No one,no one..
..no one cared about me
Mehrane Mahintorabi was there for me
She gave you her care
Look, Margot Robbie is cringe now
She's cringe
If poor Margot Robbie hears that
we're sitting here and calling her cringe -So for now she can sit here then we'll see what happens next
she'll give up acting -She's just..
She gets way too much attention
Everyone likes her these days, you know
That ain't cool
Ain't cool
I like that Shayan knows what's up
Chun Li comes up here
Chun Li and Mehrane Mahintorabi get to be up there
Yeah yeah
Emma Watson
I feel she talks so much about books and..
[Triggered]
..and that things.
For now she can stay down here
And
I don't want to dump her there yet
Since she was in..
Harry Potter
She seems a bit spoiled
Spoiled
I'll move Chun Li down here
Because if I'm being honest I care about her looks not character
I don't know her
Don't you wanna give her a role in Kouroshtopia? -I don't know her, you know
She doesn't get a role
She can come and go
But she doesn't get citizenship
Let me see who's next
Kourosh I'll pick the next person for you
and it's really important where you put her
Who? Tell me I'll find her
It's so important where you put her
You're talking about Taylor Swift, Right?
Exactly
Taylor swift will go there
Of course I don't want her
Why would I like Taylor swift?
Because of her cringey songs?
I'm done
I'm Mia, Thanks for watching!
Byyyyeeee
[You Are in Love - Taylor Swift]
Byyyyeee
Emma stone can be up there
Yes she can
Ema Stone can be here whenever she wants
She's great
I'm choosing her only because of her personality -If I could..
..I'd give her Mialand's citizenship
Gohar Kheirandish
Gohaaaar
I don't know what to do with Gohar
You put Mehrane and Gohar next to each other?!
I know right
Gohar broke my heart. -It'll be a blood bath
Gohar broke my heart
but she has a special place in my heart
That's why I put her in God of charm for now
You mean Mehrane Mahintorabi will get to be in Kouroshtopia?!
Don't say it like that
I can't decide between them
I also put Meharane here for now
Instead of Taylor swift, Billie Eilish can come and sing in Kouroshtopia
I'm sure even Kouroshtopians don't want Taylor swift there
Cause she's..
repellent
Guys don't send this clip to Taylor Swift tho
She'd be upset
Yeah she'd be so upset! -It'll break her heart
She's waiting for.. -Of course this'll break her heart!
She's waiting around to see what's your opinion about her! -Yeah...King Kourosh..
Of course she cares about my opinion!
Of course she cares about it!
"How'd you do that tho" lady!
I'd let her in
100% I let her in
She keeps saying "How'd you do that tho" ?
She's great
Where should SSSniperWolf go?
If I'm being honest she can be a big help with YouTube stuff
As you know SSSniperWolf's one the best
You pick them with reasons and logic
I was just picking them by heart
But you have reasons
Yes, Obviously
Your choices are political
Are you playing chess or letting people in Kouroshtopia?
She having so many followers is like..
Did you see they put a cherry on top of the cakes as a garnish?
That's the cherry
She's the cake
And her followers are the cherry
I wish we had a Kouroshtopia prison here
I've turned this to Kouroshtopia's prison
Zendaya goes to prison
Charli d'amelio goes here
And these two go here, to prison
They're trapped in Kouroshtopia's prison
But Taylor Swift occupies a free spot
That's why
I don't even want her in Kouroshtopia's prison
because when people...
Who's she?
E.. Saoirse...
Saoirse Ronan
Who's that?
She's played great movies
Get outta here with your great movies
Haven't you seen Atonement? [ a 2007 romantic war drama film directed by Joe Wright]
I don't like Megan Fox
YOU DON'T LIKE MEGAN FOXXXXX?! -No
I don't like Kim Kardashian
I don't like Ariana Grande at all guys!
[Nervous laughter]
Everyone will be pissed now!
I don't care about that stuff
What stuff exactly?
Do you even think?
Or you just do some random stuff when you wake up till you sleep
How about Bella Poarch?
[Humming Build a B*tch]
It's so cool when she does this with her face
Right?
Come higher sit with charlie
If Adele comes here she just sings sad songs
But if I keep her jail, I'll bring her to sing for me when I'm in the mood. [Singing Rolling in the Deep in the background]
Norman Reedus goes..
That's not Norman Reedus, that's me!
..in prison.
That's me!
I know.
When I was 16! -You'll go to prison
But you'll have fun in prison
Yeah! I'm there with Taylor Swift
I moved her so you won't be together
As everyone knows, Kristen Stewart..
there's no other place than Koursohtopia's citizenship for her
Uhum, ok.
Can you put Gaal with me?
Gaal!
Who's this?
Rihanna obviously! what do you mean "who's this"?!
Rihanna doesn't look like that
Rihanna doesn't look like that at all
You're telling me that Rihanna looks like this?
Are you dumb or something? -Rihanna doesn't look like this
Alexandra Daddario is a God of charm
Fine
What's wrong? -I didn't say anything
I just said, fine
I won't do anything to her
Fine
Fine, she's a God of charm
I like Selena Gomez more than other singers that's why she comes up here
Norman Reedus isn't a God of charm but Alexandra Daddario is, fine
Here you go
Here
Get back in jail
Just wanted to make you happy for a sec
I don't know if "What a lady" is allowed to be in Kouroshtopia or not
Let me tell you
You're making me uncomfortable, so I can't freely make my choices
What do you want from me?
Is that Tekken's Nina?
Yeah
Come up here
I think this move will make the guys a bit upset
Ok? -OK
But I don't like Scarlett Johansson that much
I don't like Cara either
OK
Is she your cousin?
Why you call her Cara?
I can call Cara whatever I want
From these 2, one of them should move up
I know she'll break my heart again
but I'll moved her up
I'm feeling a lil bit insecure
Why?
Because..
Look at me
I'm with all of these pretty and successful women
And I look like this
They're 10 out of 10s -For me..for me..
every one of my choices were matched
Pooria Poorsorkh were matched with.. -Mines are match too
Pooria Poorsorkh were useless!
If this was a personality test
What were you thinking about me?
-I got these from you
First of all you have an awful taste
First of all I don't judge people by their looks
You're the most superficial person that I've seen in my life -If I were superficial..
I would've put Angelina Jolie higher
Do you have any idea what kind of a person Alexandra Daddario is?
Have I ever watched one of her movies?
Or Ana de Armas
She was good in James Bond [James Bond-No Time to Die]
Did she had a good personality?
She was just kicking people in the eye
She seemed to be a kind person
You think Chun Li,Mehrane Mahintorabi and Ana de Armas are God of charms?
Have you seen Chun Li?
Her proportions
Have you seen her proportions?
She's a golden standard
Your prison is the best
I like to have a prison like this
Guys I leave this Tiermaker's link in the description
Go try for yourself
And upload them in stories and tag us so we can see them
Guys check out who we have in Mialand
Bunch of idiots
I bet that no one will make the choices that you did
We out here
Coolest people in the world
You also can make and upload them in our Reddit so we can react to them
I'm Mia, Thank you for watching -We love you so much
Byyyeeeeee
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