Just thought you should know
that we're dating the same person.
I don't think so, man.
Well, you definitely have to choose.
When are you gonna realise that
that dick doesn't deserve you?
Ok. Let's just stick to the plan.
What's our goal for today?
-To make conversation. -Right.
We're talking to the boys.
Before you know it,
they'll all be blinking at prom.
Ok.
Boyfriend, here I come!
I know you'd never be my boyfriend because…
you're you and I'm me,
but
I was wondering if you would ever consider
having sex with me?
Devi, the only person you're seeing is your therapist
because you went straight up psycho
and couldn't walk for three months.
Oh yeah?
Well, I won't be able to walk again tomorrow
because I'm about to go get railed.
Should we meet in your garage tomorrow?
Actually, I don't think that's a good idea anymore.
It just…
got weird, you know?
Wow, you really think you're hot shit, don't you?
Now that you're having sex with Paxton.
How did Ben find out about her lie?
Simple, her friends told him.
Would a dork be sleeping with Paxton Hall-Yoshida?
-Yeah, right. -It's true.
Devi V and Paxton HY are plundering
each other's bods on the reg.
My friends just assumed it and I never corrected them
and it just got out of hand.
And why didn't you correct them?
Because you wanted them to think we were having sex?
No. Paxton, you don't understand--
You know what?
I thought we were friends,
but you were just using me.
I'm sorry if I messed things up for you and Paxton.
You didn't.
Well, maybe if I kept my mouth shut
then you guys would have had a chance.
I never had sex with Paxton.
So he's mad at you for lying about having sex with him?
That makes way more sense!
I mean, we got close to hooking up.
Well, as close as you can get without kissing.
He took off his shirt and I freaked out.
I know, I'm a loser.
Is it your birthday?
Why didn't you say something?
This is the one day I have to be nice to you.
Happy birthday, Ben.
Woah!
Were you just trying to kiss me?
Uh… no.
It's cool.
It's cool?
Ben! What the hell?
Thanks for bringing me home.
No problem.
Are you ok, by the way?
Right now, it kind of feels like
everyone in my life is just
done with me.
Sorry. Forget I said that. That was weird.
Devi wasn't lost.
She was a frigging sexual conquistador
who had just snagged her first kiss
from a teenage Adonis
and, as far as she could tell,
that Jeep ride just solved all her problems.
Today is your father's birthday and...
I think it's time for us to scatter his ashes.
I just wanted to make sure
you were ok.
It's Devi. Leave a message.
Oh, hey.
I'm in your neighbourhood.
I thought maybe we could hang out, but…
it seems like you're busy, so…
Anyway.
Give me a call or text, whatever.
Have you been here since you left me that message?
No.
Yeah, I was waiting
because I had nothing better to do.
Do you maybe want to, like,
come over for dinner tomorrow night?
Ben had broken the law, stolen his dad's car
and risked his life to help her say goodbye to her dad,
but Paxton
had left her a voicemail.
A voicemail!
We're talking about a boy
who usually texts the letter "K".
Devi didn't know how
she could make this decision.
-Paxton. -What?
We're not done with the lists yet.
Paxton!
Guys, how can you be so sure?
Well, you definitely have to choose. I mean…
What's the alternative?
You just date two guys until you move to India?
And that was it.
That was all Devi needed to hear.
My life is over!
-Yeah, I'll see you later. -Ok.
Do both these boys know
they're in open relationships?
Not exactly.
-Hi. -Hi.
-I'm dating Paxton. -What?
I just thought you should know that
we're dating the same person.
-I don't think so, man. -I can explain!
But the explanation might sound
a lot like what Ben said.
I swear, I didn't mean to hurt you!
Get over yourself, Devi!
As if you could hurt me.
Paxton, I am so sorry.
I mean, it's crazy when you think about it, right?
You and me.
I mean, there's no way it would have worked out.
Devi, you followed him.
I'm out.
At the party, you followed him and you left me behind.
We're not friends.
So stop pretending like we are!
Paxton?
You're in my house.
Yeah, I guess so.
So, are you here to study
or…?
No.
Hey pal.
Did he just call her "pal"?
That's what you call the ball boy at the US Open,
not a girl you made out with
for a zillion hours last night.
Would you want to go to the dance with me?
Sorry, but…
no.
Harsh, dude.
Devi, when are you going to realise that
that dick doesn't deserve you?
I'm so sorry, Devi.
I knew you didn't think I was good enough for you.
What? I think you're good enough for me.
You rejected me in front of all of your friends.
Not because I think I'm better than you.
Why then, hmm?
I don't know, Devi.
Maybe because you humiliated me.
Remember?
I mean, you two-timed me
and then I got jeeted by a Chevy Volt.
How am I supposed to, like,
publicly be with a girl who cheated on me
and then ruined my swimming career?
The whole school would think I'm a joke.
When he said it like that,
it kind of made a lot of sense.
Devi. Oh my God, Devi.
Devi!
Devi, are you ok?
I'm so sorry. I didn't see you.
You came to the dance.
Is anything broken? Did you hit your head?
But did you come to the dance for me?
What? Yeah, obviously.
Now, how many fingers am I holding up?
Three. Wait, you came to the dance for me?
Yeah, I came to the dance
-for you. -So what does that mean?
Are you sure I shouldn't take you to,
like, a hospital, or…?
This dress is really padded. I'm fine.
Are you here as my friend or as my…?
Hell, Devi.
You're going to make me say it?
As your boyfriend.
So…
shall we dance?
Yeah. Ok.
Oh my God, he showed.
You've got to be kidding me.
Of course it's him.
It's always been him.
What?
No, it hasn't.
After you took her to Malibu,
she wanted to choose you,
but Fab and I talked her out of it.
Sorry about that.
So, I guess
I'm Paxton Hall-Yoshida's girlfriend now.
I guess so.
I wonder what that's going to be like.