What's going ladds mini's here welcome to house flipper
I have no idea what this game is
But when I was away in Vegas here in the weekend supposedly, this is like the game of the moment
So we're gonna try it out. I have no idea what to expect. So we just gonna jump balls deep into this
I don't like this stuff from the Great Depression
And that's where we're starting all right welcome to house flipper
This game will allow you to buy renovate and decorate and sell houses for now
However, you need to be content with the shack that you can call your office. And the laptop is your command center
Okay, press to dispose
oh, j-just fking get rid of this shit.
Time to check emails on my- Oh my god.
You know what? You might be a rock bottom my friend
but we're gonna make sure you are not enough bottom for very long your
Laptop your laptop allow you to find jobs buy houses and switch between them
You can't afford to buy a house yet. But it looks like you already have your first email
Someone's willing to give me a job ex-boyfriend broke into my house made a huge mess and stole the radiator out of everything to steel
The radiator very nice. I appreciate your priorities. All right, Sara. We have you don't worry. Congratulations
You've unlocked a mop. Okay, I like this door. I like this door a lot
I also like the fact that you don't have it, you know, you don't have any pillows
You've no blankets or anything nothing like that. But these this door is squeaky clean
We're now on you'll the tablet your disposal. Very nice. I don't know what this does I can buy things
Oh, that's a lot of things. This is like Sims, but it's not I'm
Cleaning. I'm literally just cleaning Hold and switch to clean
Yes, that's exactly
The game of the moment and the game I see all these streamers playing and everyone like that is a fucking cleaning simulator
I have enough time cleaning my own house. I don't need clean anybody elses that's like coming back from school and playing school simulator
You know what?
I just wanna pretend I'm learning because I didn't learn enough at school today you buy a radiator and mount it here
I've got you. uhh mountable big radiator
Just buy a radiator
Done deal assemble
Amazing okay. Did I do it hold to pick it up?
Wait what no. No, that's fine. The couch is fine here. This is called house flipper not fucking a cleaning simulator
We're okay you cannot finish in couple orders by clicking
Okay
But we're not but we're not finished yet. You can't tell me
Oh go and clean this place and then finish it unfinished know if you ever need stuff cleaning your house
Just get a mop and just kind of wave in the general direction and it'll clean all of your things. screw your fancy bleaches and what not
Just June put it in the general direction. You'll be good to go
Turn on the tablet to choose what you want to spend your new skill points on penetrating vision see some dirt in the mini-map
Okay, let me go with this one
Done deal
It's already fine where it was, but, you know trying to get some extra style points here, okay?
We're gonna make this like a, we're gonna make this like a shrine to the secrets
It's a new religion. I think your houses a lot better. Wait
Okay, we're nearly done all the dirt. What what dirt is there left to go 50 percent dirt. What is dirty walls?
ceilings
87%
What else is dirty is this dirty?
Doesn't look it just will just wave me around. Okay? I don't know they put you back to where you were. Okay done deal
You clean 98% of the order, but the order is not fully completed
No, if it's not fully completed, then I shall not leave it this way living room Tash 303 done
And here bedroom tasks 100% dirt clean. Okay, so it's the bathroom. They're still dirty as fuck
I just don't know where that's a scuff right there. I see you I fucking see you
Or not switch to clean
Holy shit, I found it. Oh the tiny speck done deal
Yes. Oh my god, we found it. It was a tiny speck underneath the toilet. What would you like done?
baby on the way
Okay, Matt Marlo baby on the way. Hi, beautiful wife is pregnant with our first child
I've got a brand-new 3-bedroom home requires repairs and decorate we have enough spare time to clean remember the house but about buddy
But but about Matt Marlo soon-to-be dad. I like the way that's your signature. That's cute. Congratulations. You've unlocked a new tool
I'm a fin of paint your walls
Hello, let's keep my god guys. Come on. I step in the house. You're gonna be having a child and there's that about a trash
Get your life together. I mean clean this you guys should not be expecting with a house like this
Take a good hard look in the mirror and think about your life that says you terrible terrible people
Thank you for hiring me but fuck you. Just remember that you are watching this at home
You're watching a guy who you've never met or probably never met cleaning a virtual house
You know you get your time off school you get your time off work you come home you sit down you put on your TV
Phone or computer and you'll watch Oh weird on the internet clean a virtual house. God bless you like it subscribe
This place is an absolute
fucking mess
Dear God dear God guys. Come on
There's greener in the bath. There's greener on the toilet. There we go. 91% what else?
There's always some shit on the toilet. There's one speck of dirt. I don't know where it is. I
Haven't upgrade available there on the mini-map. Yes, please where ah,
Clean the window done deal
Skirt look a green nasty that is
What the fuck is wrong with this family? You know, I appreciate you guys being like lovebirds and whatnot, but damn get your life together
Jesus oh my god. Okay. Okay guys, okay
Okay, this is way too pink. Okay pastel pink. Let's do that. I guess clean it first
I don't know what kind I don't you to do to make those kind of Mart
You're just kicking the shit out of the walls. Just the way you get those like brown streaks
Whenever your school shoes go over like the gym and whatnot
dear God guys
This man is like the fucking dragon born of the cleaning world doesn't even need any bleach doesn't even need any window cleaner
He's just he's just a god amongst men. Yes Prudie. What up available skill points. There we go. What do we got?
Price negotiation quick orders or higher payment, um higher payment for now. I should refill the paint roller
How do I do that wait to buy paint? Is that a thing? I can do? What are they learning in?
They weren't a pastel pink by now done deal guys. Put out a skinny my arms are oh my god. Watch this
Boi's forearms are bigger than his biceps that tells you exactly what kind of lifestyle
That's a masturbation joke, hold on a second, so I was too absorbed by his arms
What is wrong with your pinky and why is your pinky so massive that is one thick ass pinky three C's
Thick pinky two hours later. I'm not moving. I'm just long ranging it because this makes sense
this games all about realism and I will not move this cabinet to paint behind the cabinet because again,
This man is the Dragonborn of the cleaning industry a few
Moments later class homers a done deal
Yes room is done and you look great now place five objects. Oh, he's by it by our crib
All right, well there it is crib, uh, what color do we want
White, you know, it's just white white is fine. Put you against this back wall
very nice bookcase
Perfect cabinet with changing table that would changing table
Done well, she need
Khufu literally it's a love sack. Okay, what color will go best?
Let's do orange to match that
We're a nice big poof in the corner place object another one you want another one done room is furnished
Look how green this is. This is a this is a household. That's about to have a child look look
Come off that I understand not having time to clean stuff but this is a whole new level of fuckery clean dirt
there is one little speckle of dirt and
It's just this one right hit four to five. There's once freaking speckle that I cannot find
Where was it, I've
No idea where that was complete order for
$6,000. Thank you very much. I'm your cleaner interior decorator
Painter, what else you want from me? I'm a jack-of-all-trades
Alright do one more freak me up fam
Radiators and whatever hello walls. This is bozo. Row my house look a little bit more artsy
Can you please paint some of the walls to live in your own?
The remaining walls I would like painted with instant in grey Isles for forgot can you please replace the broken electrical socket?
No, alright when he's done, yes, your house is somewhat clean
Yes, I can appreciate this. Oh, I
See, oh my what is that?
You nasty get off my screen do this Oh
Take that out. I'll take that off get the fuck out of here
Top part off. Yeah, get the bottom off
Turn the flash left so I can actually see a little bit more
All right. So this goes into there, of course screw that in and now I'm an electrician I
Am a god amongst men done deal pump it back into the wall
Screw a top and screw the bottom in it's looking fresh. Do you have a new faceplate?
We do indeed slap that on it's bigger than this because fuck that
It's Internet. Where's the other one?
There you are done deal get a big faceplate like we had before I'll screw in the top
Screw in the bottom get that massive fucking faceplate. That is not necessary
And we're done very nice. Only to be done in here. No
Tasks paint the rooms which room needs done this one. Oh, it's this one. Okay to paint the colors
Amaranth adventure and gray. Okay feeling this wall pink and this wall pink and then the majority gray
So it's like it's a very regular color. But has your splashes of something fancier? Does that make sense?
I'm trying to maa. I'm trying to sound cool here
Okay, that's actually a very dark gray five minutes later okay done deal two walls are done now tank
Reusing the same brush cause fuck everything. Oh
That is a very deep pink
My god, that is not what it looks like There, six and a half hours later, and this should be it
done
Deal hundred percent. Yes, you know what? I'm okay with this. I like it. I like the gray here with the pink here
I'm also big fan of like your Gray's and your whites and your blacks done deal. That's done. I have available skill points
I'll do the next time if you guys want to see more than this. It's a playthrough
It's if we sit back and we just relax and for some reason that's very very therapeutic to just fix up houses
Without actually having to fix up houses if that makes sense. I oughta leave it there
Thank y'all so much for watching if you made it this far, thank you. It's kind of a complement to myself
Really? Uh, yeah
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