- I was fine until she said, "Shake that cute little booty."
- I don't even know what I watched.
I think I'ma have nightmares.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) So, are you ready to try not to laugh?
- Oh my God, yes. I love these videos.
- Oh, it's this challenge. I'm gonna do terrible at this.
- (FBE) So, this is how this is gonna work.
If you smile or laugh at all after we start playing
the first video, you'll get a point.
The YouTuber with the least amount of points
will be the winner and remember, this includes
smiling or laughing during a video and between videos.
- Okay, so I just have to be stone faced, boring, cold.
- I'm just gonna throw in the towel right now,
'cause I know I'm gonna lose.
- I'm gonna win because I'm emotionally
dead inside, but also you're gonna win,
because I support you and believe in you.
- It takes a lot for me to laugh. I should not say that.
Let me not preface this with anything so we go into this
with zero expectations.
- The people aren't gonna think I'm just this hardheaded jerk,
'cause I'm not gonna smile at all. All right, let's do this.
♪ (flute) ♪
- This is a banger. I like this song.
- Getting harder.
(buzzer)
♪ (flute) ♪
(buzzer)
♪ (flute) ♪
- [Bleep]. - See, if you laugh,
I'm gonna laugh. (buzzer)
- That was dope. - Yeah, that song slaps.
I'm not usually one for witchcraft, but that was cool.
- I can't-- Aw, no.
(buzzer)
- If that's all you got, this is gonna be a piece of cake.
- (woman) Now your favorite thing,
the hips, sugar. - This is cringe.
- (woman) That cute little booty of yours.
- I was fine until she said, "Shake that cute little
booty of yours." (buzzer)
- (woman) Come on and shake that cute little
booty of yours. Ow.
Ha, yeah.
(buzzer)
- (woman) Find it, feel it, do it, all right, yeah.
- The snaps.
- (woman) Move your boogey body. Come on and shake those hips.
Move that boogey body. Yeah, it's okay.
- [Bleep]. (buzzer)
- (woman) Come on, pick it up, pick it up,
take it down, take it down, take it up, take it up.
(buzzer)
- When was this, the 1800s when they made these?
- Before the Renaissance.
- Though I respect this, these outfits are really looks.
- (woman) Let's go! - She almost got me with "Oh!"
Almost got me.
- (man) I'm looking for the goddess? Are you the goddess?
- No.
- (man) Who is the goddess? The goddess is the woman,
is a woman, is any woman. I'm looking for the goddess.
Are you the goddess? - Same, I'm also looking.
- (man) Who is the goddess? - Me.
- (man) The goddess is the woman, - It's like a live action Tinder.
- (man) ...is all women. - I'm that woman.
- (man) Sexy, slim, tight, excellent legs.
- Sorry. (buzzer)
- (man) Fire breathing dragons.
I'm really looking for somebody.
(buzzer)
- (man) I don't encounter people like that very often.
- This is easy-peasy.
- (man) Are you that woman? Please give me a call.
- I'm not that woman. You ain't getting no call.
- I felt too connected to the guy with the viking hat
because that would be me.
- (woman) No! We're going to show you
the shock, scream, and run method of self defense.
The Jong strike. No!
- Does it help when you say no that loud?
Probably, I guess. (buzzer)
- (woman) Cat claw. No!
(buzzer)
- (woman) The cat claw. No!
- The cat claw killed me. (buzzer)
- (woman) No! (buzzer)
- (woman) The monkey fist to the groin.
No! (buzzer)
- (woman) Pretend he really turns you on.
Go to nibble his ear and then... - Oh.
(buzzer)
- (woman) Go to nibble his ear and then...
(buzzer)
- (woman) And then... (screaming)
- (buzzer)
- (woman) We hope this brings happiness to you and your family.
- Oh my. That was intense.
- I'm wondering when the funny ones are gonna happen.
- What did I just watch? I don't even know what I watched.
I think I'ma have nightmares.
- (man) To crack the sunflower seeds.
Kitty. - I love cats.
- (man) Have fun with iguana. ...Is that there is no longer a--
There is no longer a corner. Therefore, when he goes
to the corner to do the flip, whoop, crash.
(buzzer)
- (man) Therefore, when he goes to the corner to do the flip,
whoop, crash. - Oh.
- (man) Whoops, crash (buzzer)
- (man) Therefore, when he goes to the corner to do the flip,
whoops, crash. (buzzer)
- (man) Into the corner to do the flip, whoops, crash.
(buzzer)
- (man) Therefore, when he goes to the corner to do the flip,
whoops, crash. (buzzer)
- I was almost, but not quite.
- (man) Jerry, Jerry get out of the toilet.
What are you doing? He pooped!
Oh my God. (buzzer)
- (man) Jerry, Jerry get out of the toilet.
(buzzer)
- (man) Jerry, Jerry get out of the toilet.
What are you doing? He pooped.
(buzzer)
- (man) Jerry, Jerry get out of the toilet.
What are you doing? He pooped.
(buzzer)
- (man) Why is the plunger back here?
You're staying outside. Come here.
Oh my God, stop. - What is going on over here?
- That one's a lot more modern. You could tell it was filmed
with an iPhone. Oh.
(buzzer)
- It's the animal ones. Okay, here we go.
- "Who do I look like?"
- I know. I've seen--
(buzzer)
- Oh man, okay. (buzzer)
- Okay. (buzzer)
(buzzer)
- Ain't no way. (buzzer)
- That was a close one, but I'm holding on.
- That is the type of stuff that I love watching.
Those videos are the ones that get me.
- I'm doing so badly, but I don't care
because laughter's amazing.
- (distorted voice) I smell like beef.
I smell like beef. I smell like beef.
I smell like beef. (buzzer)
- (distorted voice) I smell like beef!
- No! (buzzer)
- I smell like--
- (distorted voice) ♪ I don't wanna be ♪
(buzzer)
- Oh, Billie.
(buzzer)
- (man) Mr. Bubz. Do you love me, too?
(buzzer)
- (man) No? - I just--
(buzzer)
- Okay (buzzer)
- Uh-uh. Yo, it's like a bad episode
of Ren and Stimpy.
- People have done that to my singing videos
on Instagram and they are hilarious.
Horrifying, but hilarious.
- I'm sure I'm gonna get 30 points by the end of this.
I don't even know if that's possible,
but I'm sure I'm gonna get that high,
'cause of how much I've laughed.
- (Luke) I saw part of a message. ♪ Hit or miss ♪
♪ I guess they never miss, huh You got a boyfriend ♪
♪ I bet he doesn't kiss you He gonna find another girl ♪
♪ And he won't miss you ♪
- Why you gotta laugh, man? (buzzer)
- That's me.
- Yeah, Obi-wan has my exact reaction right now.
Just what am I watching?
- [Bleep] (buzzer)
- Very close, very close. Big Star Wars fan.
Not getting it.
- This is me trying when I have zero energy left in the day.
(buzzer)
- Last one. I can do this.
I can do this. All right, come on.
- I feel like someone's gonna come out of that refrigerator.
- Is it gonna fall?
- (man) I love refrigerators.
(buzzer)
- (man) I love refrigerators. (buzzer)
- (man) I love refrigerators. - Pretty good compilation,
but my skills, they're unmatched. How many other people have won?
- (FBE) No one. - That's what I'm talking about.
That's why I get paid the big bucks. No one can hold their
funny in like me.
- (FBE) So, you lost. - All right, thank you.
Y'all tried to stop me from laughing.
That's not good. - It's true.
- Laugh, y'all. Laugh, people.
- If you lose at this game, it means that you're
winning at life. I'm only saying that
because I didn't win.
- (FBE) What do you have to say to all the other YouTubers
that are playing today and the ones that were able
to get through that without laughing?
- For those of you who have done better than me,
I'm happy I set the bar so low. I'm happy to see you thrive.
- So if you won this, good on you,
but also, you're heartless.
- So to all the YouTubers out there who did this as well
and didn't laugh, I am both amazed
and feel slightly sad for you because then you couldn't laugh
and laughter is amazing.
- Thanks for watching me try not to laugh
on the React Channel.
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- If you like this video, hit the Like button.
- Do you have a video that would make me laugh?
I dare you to try to put it in the comments.
- See you. - Peace.
- Hey guys, Caprice here, your React Channel producer.
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