Welcome to FridgeCam
If you’ve got the munchies, then this will be the show for you.
In the show today we focus on Fart. That’s food art.
Jamie and Mike match up two sorted recipes and the results are interesting.
But first, I reckon this FridgeCam is going to spiralize out of control.
Placed in noodle broth. “Noodles” Actually reinvented the noodle here. We’ve got Dicot and Carrot noodles.
But it’s the broth that we’re going to start with. A very very simple,
but back to old school simplistic, g rab some stuff out of the cupboard.
It’s chicken stock, hoisin, a couple of cloves of garlic and handful of shitake, in a pan.
Bring up to simmer.
Did you talk about porky balls?
Yeah that’s the only bit of fat in this entire dish.
Yeah, so get yourself a pork mince, lean is fine
and we’re going to shape them into individual meat balls.
Flavoured with grated ginger, white pepper, corn flour to kind of help bind it, and a little bit of soy.
Mix it all together, roll them and they will poach in our broth.
What, now with the mushrooms in the balls.
Let’s get the garlic cloves out as well. They’ve given the flavor to the stock,
but now we need the space in the pot for all of these.
Lower them in gently, that’s it. Like a warm bath.
These need to bubble away very very gently to poach. While they do see we can spiralizer our noodles.
Yeah!
That’s Dicot and Carrot, both need peeling and then noodlizing.
Give us a [inaudible] Noodlize.
Spiralize. Noodlize.
That’s the way it works.
We need to make room for our noodles, by taking these meatballs out.
Again you know they’re cooked because they float. If you want to check, you can always cut into one.
Dicot and carrot into our broth. They’ll only need a minute or sow.
Let’s put some Bok Choy leaves in as well. And then we’re good to serve.
We get plenty of our noodles,
a few slivers of pink radish, some fresh coriander leaves and there we go.
Hoisin
“Noodle”
Broth
sorted.
Noodle.
Notoriously, spiralizers are used only for healthy recipes.
But we like to push the boundaries here at Sorted, so while those guys do a healthy noodle dish,
we’re going to make pudding.
I love pudding.
I love you.
Sweet Sweet Potato Bhaji Apple Pie Birds Nests with a cherry on top.
Is the long title for this dish, but what it actually is is the merger of two
fantastic preexisting sorted recipes that have never before come together as one in a very Spice Girls way.
And it starts by peeling and dicing some cooking apples.
So they go into a pan with a splash of water.
And a handful of sugar. That was like a T-Rex claw form wasn’t it?
Just had a thought. - Yeah.
Do you know what’s better than an apple pie?
Apple and blueberries, like the blueberries we’ve got. So they’re going in as well.
So we’re going to peel some sweet potatoes.
Chop them up and put them through our spiralizer.
Sweet Bhaji batter. We’ve got water and flour and we’re going to sub out our savoury spices
for some sweet ones: cinnamon, mixed spice and ginger.
That’s quite a lot of ginger.
Yeah, James is on holiday.
We need to put that in there without breaking any of these lovely little strands.
I can do that.
3, 2, 1.
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup! They’re in.
Did you get it?
Yup they’re in.
Ah! You know what this is actually going to work.
So what’s not going to happen though is, we’re not going to get four or five individual ones,
we’re going to get one big one.
So you reckon just make one big on.
Well I think making one big one might be the best way forward here.
Safety first.
I really want this to work, but now I’m quite sad because it’s probably not going to.
Whilst that’s frying we’re going to whip up some…
Sorry, I nearly fell over.
Whist that’s frying, we’re going to whip up some cream with a little bit of icing sugar, in this bowl.
I’m going to get in there with my fingers.
Out with the mushrooms, in with the balls.
We’ve got pork balls. What size balls do you want?
Annoying video with annoying music. Down voted. Deal with it.
The sexiest are starting to make me feel uncomfortable and confused. That must mean you’re doing something right.
I don’t know why you’re confused. They’re met to turn you on.
There’s something marginally obnoxious about this new format change.
Look at our nest!
Yes! - Yes!
Barry, all should stick with a quenelle.
I can’t do a quenelle - Yes, you can!
I don’t even know what that is.
Ground pistachios. - Okay.
Oh, that is special.
I think that needs a cherry on top. - More like a ruddy bad like glassing.
Oh, I’ll get a really horrible cherry.
And finally... it’s slippery.
A Sweet Sweet Potato Bhaji Apple Birds Nest, sorted. Give me some of that.
Yes!
Did someone say dessert?
They’re sophisticated milfs, aren’t their?
Oh!! What is that? What is it?
Look at that!
It is pretty epic.
I’m enjoying it. - Come have savoury first.
I don’t know I just really want to eat that. - I just really want to eat that.
Although this has meat balls.
Oh, that is really nice. You know what I call that? Subtle.
It is. - I call that subtle.
Yeah.
it’s subtle.
That is dense. - Dense.
Come on Ebbers.
Okay there’s a lot of Gram flower in there.
Yeah. Judge or Amalgamation.
Oh my god.
I don’t think it’s cooked enough in the middle.
It is cooked, there’s just too much of it.
I think you’ve trumped on the apple sauce thing. - No next time just make them smaller.
Or just come in and say, best recipe every.
Best recipe ever. I think that one works.
If you’re red bummed up like me, you’ll want to give that broth a go. The full recipe and details are available on Sortedfood.
And don’t forget to subscribe because, well, we will make you hungry.
You know waht, I think that FridgeCam had everything.
Go on.
It had spiralizing.
It had noodlizing.
And Badgizing. - What’s that? - Work it out.
Stick with us while we do some food art with more spiralized vegetables. See you next week.
Hey!
I like the dance.
Badgizing?
Badgizing.
How can we with our Badgizing?
Badgy-icing?
Badgie icing would have been better, possibly. Yeah.
I’d give that a ten out of ten for effort.
Yup.
And a four out of ten?
Five?
A five out of ten, yeah. Six out of ten…
I’d say a strong seven and a half out of ten for appearance.
And on top of appearance, let’s make something else that looks arty.