oohhh
(weird noises)
ahh good day everyone and welcome to today's video
where i'm going to be testing some MAGIC straws
(murderous laugh)
I saw these online and I just thought they looked so freakin cool
uuhh basically
they're these straws
that you sip milk out of
and it changes the flavour OF YOUR MILK
now, I dont drink milk, so I'm going to be trying these on almond milk.
soo uuhh i dont even know what the flavours are
i.. i have five different ones in here that we're going to try
but.. we're just going to see if these even really work, and taste good (or if i got scammed)
based on the colors, it looks like there is
chocolate?
this one looks chocolatey
and then it looks like ther'es a straberry and cream one
i think?
and then, this one is just kinda like, yellow-ey
or maybe its banana.. idk
and this one is just pure white so i could just be vanilla
and last but not least is three colors, pink, brown and white
so i assume it's neopoleton
soo without further damn do, lets get on with the video and try these flavours out
(weird joey noises again)
oohkayy so the first one im going to try out is this yellow'ey orange one
omigosh this is sooo weirdd
this is what the straw looks like on the inside (good to know)
its like, a bent staw
this is what looks like what happens when i chew on my straw
does anyone else chew on their straws?
cuz i like to give it a little broken - chewed up
niss (what?)
so yeah, its all just little tiny beads in there
they almost look like dippin dots
(sexy face to match with sexy shake)
lets see what this is like
sipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsip
oohhh migosh
WHAT FLAVOUR IS THIS ONE?!
i dont even know! it tastes.. vanilla-ey
(gasp) hhmmmmmm
(high pitched) mmm
it just gets bitter and bitter!!!
holy crap!
i mean - these things can't be healthy.
there's gotta be so much sugar in them
it's basically like adding sugar to your damn... milk
(slam)
ohmigosh
DAMNNN
thats a good one! im pretty sure this one's vanilla
its just a vanilla - its like a vanilla bean flavour
mm mm mmm m mm
ohh gosh
oh gosh. what the point? whats the point of living now?
that you've already tasted this?
there is none. okay. (slowly dying inside)
we'll be going on to the next flavour
ok up next, let's go on to the brown one which im pretty sure is just.. chocolate?
ohh i cant wait! these things are so good
i feel like, i should just suck it up a little bit, and just -
and just .. allow the chocolate
to be saturateed by the milk, a little
so im just gonna suck it in
just wait a moment
and now im gonna go
sipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsip
(weird noises)
THESE STRAWS ARE LITTERALLY MAGIC DAMN STRAWS!
i feel like! i - uh
i have so much power inside me now!
okay this one is good
i dont think chocolate is this good as vanilla but its freakin delicous
idek
sipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsip
is this even chocolate?
this one might not be chocolate
there's a flavour on here that's is cinnamon roll
i think this flavour is cinnamon damn roll flavour because im getting a hint of CImaNoN
mmmMMMM
okayy. living for that.
i know this is probably a very something video and you're just watching me
sip milk
but these straws - lemme just tell you are revolution damn nary
ok. up next we're going with the alll white clear one
i assume the first one was vanilla because that was what is tastes like
what the hell is this one? mm?
i dont know. lets see what our choices are.
lets see what our word bank says
uumm
we have vanilla milkshake, cookies and creme, strawberry banana.
ok that one was strawberry banana?
okay lets try this one.
sipsipsipsipsip
OOOHHHH
BISHH UHH UHH OO EE AAAHH
this one is damn banana! this one is banana!
banana right?
holo?
yeah! DAMN BANANAS!
if i've ever tasted a damn banana before!
artificial banana, but still good.
i feel like my eyes are just gonna explode from how wide they are.
oouugghh
i wish i had the oppertunity where i could just give you a litle sippo
and you could experience this with me.
but unfortunatley we dont live in that time.. or age
(gasp of releef)
ok. we're down to our last two straws.
we have, i think strawberry, and NEopOLotoN
lets do the NEopOLotoN one
here you see the wild joey in his natruel habitat, confused of a modern technology sheet. he struggles to find his way through it, as he is not familiar with this modern techology item. therefore, he decides to toggle with it. insane in the membrane, he thinks if you just keep doing that, the puzzle will unlock.
OpEn UP u DirtY litTLe WhOre
hurry UP! cmon! get outta there!
mkay. there she goes.
alright. bon appetit baby (katy perry refrence?)
here you see the joey in his natruel habbitat. it starts it's meal by doing an out-toungue rotation. this is no problem with joey hence his pink toungue
oh. this one is a little more subtle
she's a subtle girl. maybe she just needs to be warmed up.
lets just blow little bubbles.
here you see the joey blowing into his meal. his actions are caused because inside the oral cavity of joey, lies a sharp tooth that hangs from the upper jaw. it's mouth cannot proccess anything without being gusted first.
oops escooz me
sipsipsipsipsipsip
yup. she just needed to be warmed up real good.
holy crap. this one definitley tastes neopoleton flavour.
it's good. it reminds me of the damn icecream.
no complaints.
lets move on to our final one which is the damn strawberry and cream one.
i think.
idk
its pink, and with the white balls.
alright. here we go. final one
(suspiciously) what flavour is this?
i have no idea what damn flavour this is
you know what? my whole mouth is so f'ed up.
by all these incredible flavours
five damn stars. five damn stars all around
ok. well i am actually really impressed with these straws
it definitley did'nt taste too artificial
where it- overcame the taste of the almond milk?
it really just kind of like, enhanced it, subtley
i mean -
theres gotta be sugar in here, right?
yeah.four grams of sugar per stick
so thats not that bad.
i mean.. do you really need those extra four sugars?
probably not
but, if you feel like having a grand time with your ol' damn milk,
go ahed. go for it. but i do recomend, almond, or coconut, or soy milk.
and thats literally what today's video is.
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and thats it! i love you all see you tommorow and good damn BYE
this took me 2 hours to subtitle
you should be thanking me.
can you guess how many times joey said the word "damn" in the video?