so he's getting punished.
Well, Murray is our loser.
I see you're dressed up.
That's 'cause today we have you at Yonkers City Hall,
and you're gonna be giving a speech
to the mayor's advisory board.
What am I advising them on?
Let's just say you're an expert with a great speech.
I know what you're thinking. We wrote the speech.
Oh, no! Promise you, the speech is fine.
The speech in itself is amazing.
Which leaves the question, "What's not fine?"
[ Laughter ]
Sal: This is straight-up City Hall.
Like, we're penetrating the government.
Joe: These are real advisory boards.
There's a youth advisory board,
a women's advisory board, a Muslim advisory board,
and they invited Murray to speak.
Yes.
Murray, the speech is on the table,
but there's also a stack of cards with random lines on it.
When we say "line" at any point,
you read that line no matter where you are in speech, okay?
Mayor Spano: Welcome, everyone, here to City Hall.
The mayor's the only one in one it with us,
although Murray doesn't know that.
I'd like to introduce you to James,
who will be overseeing our new advisory board.
Give a nice Yonkers welcome to James.
Joe: Here he is! Here he is!
Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
[ Applause ]
Okay.
I thank you, Mayor Spano,
and thank you to the city of Yonkers.
I'm truly honored that you asked me
to speak at this milestone event.
Who's gonna say "line" first? Who's gonna say it first?
...the importance of these advisory boards.
To make decisions about local government
without the counsel of different representatives
would be foolish.
Line.
My -- [ Chuckles ]
[ Clears throat ]
My -- [ Chuckles ]
Excuse me.
[ Laughter ]
My bald head is filled with crazy thoughts.
[ Laughter ]
In order to determine what is best for your city,
you must consider the needs of all who reside here.
Line.
I only touched his throat.
In my opinion, diversity is our greatest resource.
Bringing together so many people
from various walks of life into one room
Line.
[ Clears throat ] I washed it.
What happens next is up to you.
[ Laughter ]
I think it is beautiful to see
so many [Chuckles] people here today...
Don't laugh.
...who care so deeply about the community they represent.
A community is like a quilt --
interwoven with many different parts.
Line.
Show of hands -- what year were you born?
[ Laughter ]
The road ahead is not easy,
but is in the hands of people who care.
It is your job to give your community a vision.
It's your job to help them overcome adversity.
Q: Line.
We've all slept on a wet mattress
that we don't know how it got that way.
[ Laughter ]
I have never been so happy to be back here.
Working together is caring together.
Q: Line.
My father really messed me up emotionally.
As leaders, the world has never been smaller
than it is right now.
Line.
It itches and it burns,
but I still show up for work every morning.
That's when I developed the mantra
Line.
Malcolm X has streets named after him for a reason.
Capiche?
Listen to the problems that others bring up.
Line.
All the women in the world
aren't worth a goose drop to a Flemish man.
[ Laughter ]
Line.
I've been attacked my monkeys on three separate occasions.
[ Laughter ]
I'd love to share a personal anecdote.
Line.
Home is where you duke the hardest.
[ Laughter ]
A big part [Chuckles] of what we're doing here...
...is set an example.
When folks on a platform as visible as this
can be seen working together [Chuckles] effectively...
...it's a huge inspiration.
Q: It looks like a room where people
have just been laying fart after fart,
and everybody's too polite to say anything about it.
Before I turn things over to Mayor Spano,
I'd like to close by saying --
Line. Line. Line.
There's water on my goolie.
[ Laughter ]
I'm gonna take my notes.
Q: Nice work.
So there's no -- I can't go out this way?
He can't get out. He can't get out.
This way?
He's totally lost.
Excuse me. Is it this way?
Excuse me. I'm sorry. Do you mind if I --
Guys, thank you.
[ Laughter ]
He's gone.
This is an emergency exit, too?