hey guys it's M3RKMUS1C here and welcome back to cod noob tries
a series where i don't play cog on duty but instead i have fun playing
it is time for the start of a brand new series guys this cod noob is finally going
to be playing some elden rings drop a like right now if you guys want to see some more
elton ring stuff let's see if we can break 50,000 billion likes i do already have my
character set up i'll show you guys some of that stuff in a sec oh my god these body types
northerners baseball gooses looking pretty good so far erik
a lot worse you could have gotten more extreme and man's funnier like what he's [ __ ] green the man
is green i was hoping for more of a shrek style character this does not please he's [ __ ] green
not good enough that's what it's going to look like this gear oh my god he looks stupid oh my
i wanted to do all that stuff and get it out of the way first because i knew it was going to
take a lot of time to actually make my character but yeah let's continue one thing i do want to
say about elden ring right off the bat is that i wish that they actually had an interface for the
playstation controller like i'm playing on pc with a ps4 controller i wish they would show the ps4
controller scheme that's just my that's my only thing i gotta say so far but aside from that we're
looking good got our character here phase blower gussy this is how much of the map i've discovered
so far so i guess you can say that i've beaten the game 20 times already very easy game this is my
eighth playthrough of eldon ring i definitely know what i'm doing oh and yes i'm apparently some kind
of wizard check out this sick pizza holder bro you can also bonk with the block so you can go from a
bach block into a box what the [ __ ] am i trying to say you could go from a block into a bonk
oh i did a roll that was pretty cool oh oh god why is there already something to kill
grafted scion no i don't even know how to run ah oh this is gonna go poorly he's triple hidden
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i'm already dead yeah that went great oh is this what's supposed to happen oh i guess so yeah we
got a cutscene there i am just dead on the ground cold lifeless hand is just sitting there is this
the part where i respawn oh we got a horse don't worry torrent fortune is on his side
we found him here after all
get up faith lord go see one of his kind is sure to seek the elden ring even if it does violate
the golden order what is the golden order hello now we're just face planted get up club face boost
got some bosses to kill okay yeah so we weren't fully killed we were just knocked out a little bit
here we go oh we got a flask of crimson tears and cerulean tears too okay neats neat brave tarnished
take the plunge you know what sure i'm brave let's go down here what is this glowing thingy ooh
sights of grace resting on a set of grace will restore your hp okay i'm sure you guys all know
this so i'm just yeah why does he look so green right now can i do like an execution
oh that didn't kill him oh i got some magic though yo that did a lot of damage what
yeah my first kill magic him too can you loot i don't know what i do with his body
other than just kick it around oh i want to practice blocking but this guy sucks
what i'm just gonna blop him i'm done with you i'm gonna blop him too yo this is easy this game
is easy holds left stick and b to dash oh [ __ ] ah okay so that's how you go fast [ __ ] there's
a guy sniping me hold up you're gonna get sniped idiot boom this game is so easy why
does everyone cry over it i'm a beast at this game i totally know what i'm doing and it's not
going to get harder hey there buddy can you block my magic you can't even block the magic you idiot
you're dead i'm probably making a huge mistake by not actually using my weapon because i'm
almost out of magic already i should be learning how to actually fight these guys
oh i see oh that's why i did no damage just because i had the wrong weapon out
boom nice oh [ __ ] i think i snapped his knee oh he's dead okay he doesn't even know i'm here
insta kill hiding in the boot you could do a critical hit
oh we're gonna get the crits get the crits get that treat
what that was kind of [ __ ] still got him though squeeze borges see squeeze i couldn't fit
oh [ __ ] let's go that was dope keep snapping him stab him stakes of america upon dying you'll
be revived at the last set of grace however if there's a stake of america near where you died
you could choose to be revived there instead okay where are we now oh soldier of godric
oh god trick all right i think we got a hard enemy here guard counter okay okay
i think i'm [ __ ] dead yeah i can't even do anything you died well no i couldn't do anything
yeah let's just go to the stake of america oh you have to pick up the runes it's like mario coins
hit him keep blopping him just keep doing that i win killed my first boss i like this game so
far i'm absolutely trash at it i mean i'm pretty sure just using magic is not gonna
be doable let's keep going i probably should not be wasting all my magic on the weak enemies
that was a big mistake huge oh i'm back here oh wow okay it just looped open it you can do
it phase blur gussy yeah we're gonna go out here now open it up dude he's what a beast
oh my god we're in limb grave face boost you ready to do this look at this [ __ ] place oh my oh
my god this game looks beautiful unfortunately for you however you are maidenless
without the strength of runes and without an invitation to the round table hold you are
fated it seems to die in obscurity what basically he's saying i'm just a big [ __ ] noob huh well
you know what he is right birds face won't you play with your bird hello birds how you doing
no come back i wish to rule you i could play soccer with a rock call it rocker
oh [ __ ] there's animals look all the cute little edibles dude what is that thing
i want it i want pets can you have pets in this game i want you to be a pet
i don't know if you can actually do that in this game that'd be awesome yo hold
up there's a big dude over there everyone says not to fight this guy what happens if i do that
okay it doesn't even reach him i don't really know exactly where i'm going i guess that's the whole
point though we just kind of go around explore i should probably get a sneak attack on this guy
there we go oh god i angered all of them that's bad that's bad use the magic kill this one shoot
okay vanquishing enemy groups we'll replenish your flasks there we go we're drinking a flask
neat uh is that thing alive what is that it looks like a big old sticky meatball oh god
what is it what is this thing what is it i'mma kill it what are you doing where are you going
i feel like it's got some secret stuff inside
die die all right i killed it teardrop scarabs you defeat them and it replenishes your flasks
pretty sure i'm gonna try to fight this guy this will definitely be a good idea oh god
fight him i could take him i could take him ah maybe not this is easy
ah oh this is bad this is bad you can do a facebook you see why are you looking the wrong way
what are you doing i died and i basically ran out of magic too oh he's stepping on my corpse
i really thought i was gonna beat him i really had way too much confidence there let's see if i can
get my runes back to get them before he notices me did you help us out kelly oh this guy needs help
okay stop pretending you can't see me who is this guy is it this guy i'm not that ugly am i
face boost really talking to a tree right now don't pretend and you
oh i'll click circle what happened i got him out let's talk to him oh yes he's like a rat sir
some claude turned me into a tree you were just breaking the spell weren't you
thank you the name's bark something pushed out of the cave told not to come back
not ever then i ended up as a tree lucky you came along really yeah i saved this dude what a shame
when they threw me out of the cave they took everything i owned
and so this is all i have to express my thanks i hope you can forgive me oh he doesn't owe
me anything you give me 10 mushrooms if you can afford to wait for a while
i could sneak back into the cave and bring back something of actual value
then i'd be of some real use to you i reckon you could do it little rat guy you could do it
buddy oh god what is that thing yeah i could definitely fight this thing right
oh there we go oh my god it has so much health oh god what the [ __ ] oh
jesus christ nope i'm backing up i'm rolling away haha you can't come any
closer oh [ __ ] no it can't it can oh my what is this disgusting thing
holy [ __ ] i want to kill it though i want to get some prizes for killing him oh he lost an arm
direct hits maximum damage output maximum damage output oh yes
oh one more you can do it for chrissy i don't know what this thing was but it was disgusting and i
killed it what did i get oh a land octopus ovary why do i need that and a strip of white flesh
okay it's used for crafting stuff i actually don't think i have access to crafting yet though i can
see how it would be easy to get lost playing this game because it's just like it is so open
you're not really told to go anywhere you could just do whatever you want to at the same time i
like a little bit of direction but i don't really know exactly what i should be doing because like
i want to keep moving but these giant blobs are in the way yeah since i'm an absolute elden ring
noob definitely leave any kind of comments of like what i can do in this game like how i can
get better give me all the tips and tricks i don't think you can swim i i think i'll
just die if i go over here what do we have over here we got a little campfire oh oh my god what
we got turtleneck meat that that was a turtle let's just ignore these guys and
go into this cave the high road cave oh i probably want to evenly split because i'm
going to be using the magic a lot oh god it's so dark down here what the i actually can't see
anything how do you get a torch i really can't see anything i can barely see face booster's
ugly face we got a wolf down here do i have to kill the wolf i guess so all right it did
oh there's a bunch oh god kill him
don't just sit there and get eaten for fake sake oh and there goes the body
i'm definitely gonna have to heal if i don't want to die i can't really see where i'm going
oh we got something over here [ __ ] i am going to die what are you doing facebook you idiots lock on
to the other one what are you doing fight me out in the brightness where i can see you and kill you
heal wait oh i got a lump of flesh yummy mother oh it's a big one it's a big one what are you doing
kill this [ __ ] kill him yes i did it i don't like that i have to kill these little doggies i
don't like this area i'm also almost completely out of everything i'm so dead oh i hear water
that's always a good sign no i thought i am dead oh my god yeah i don't have access to crafting so
like i can't craft more flasks or do anything i'm just screwed is there another one there is there's
i can't even see you i died to a wolf that i can't even see and there goes all my runes i
have to go back down there if i want to get those runes get me the hell out of this cave i don't
even care i don't know if 2000 runes is any good but i i don't care i don't have torches i'm like
i feel like i'm in a weird spot like i shouldn't be where i am right now i feel like there's other
things i was supposed to do first let's try going this way instead oh god we got bears now
i missed the jump i'm [ __ ] good i'm so good at this game instant pro and
look where we're at again the awesome cave i mean when you have no runes you literally
have nothing to lose i don't give a [ __ ] i'm just gonna go right up the middle
these little squidwards don't scare me obese squidward has no chance of catching up to me
what those dragonflies can attack you jesus christ it did nothing before
ah i killed it i didn't mean to but i got it i got a dragon head fly
dragonfly head [ __ ] there we go i should probably use some magic here
all right it did yay i'm totally not oh wait i'm alive what can i go here huh oh yeah look at me go
all right i'm doing good they can't kill me if they can't see me can i go in here let's go to
your yeah wait what why can i open it oh there we go the merc music water catacombs all right touch
the grace now i don't have to spawn in that stupid cave i i don't think this is a good spot either hi
oh god oh god what's happening i have bleed i think i'm gonna die now you little [ __ ] blood
loss i i'm dead i'm really good at this game i i i can't these tiny little goblins are killing me
what am i supposed to do get the runes lock on magic blast magic blast get you losers
that's right i'm not dying to a bunch of imps oh i got some grave glove wart are there more behind me
god there is [ __ ] you god i hate these things
i'm gonna get my runes and be on my way hold up nope nope nope nope nope
get the runes and then leave this [ __ ] place pick them up get out of here run run for your
stupid life please facebook lucy rest here ha you can't do anything i'm resting stupid that
is a great way to get around it okay i think i'm gonna have to call it here thank you guys very
much for watching hope you guys enjoyed watching this cod noob try eldon ring definitely give me
all the help and advice that you can because i suck at this game and definitely let me know
if you guys want to see more of this on the main channel or if you want to see me post elder ring
on nerdplace and with that being said i really do hope you guys enjoyed this video if you guys
did and you want to see some more elden ring stuff make sure to drop a like i'll see you guys later