♪ Roll out the dough and ♪
♪ Put in some pork and ♪
♪ Twist it all up and ♪
♪ Steam it 'til it's hot and ♪
♪ Put it in your mouth and ♪
♪ Comes in your mouth and ♪
♪ Swallow it in your mouth ♪
♪ And it feels so good ♪
♪ If you don't like it ♪
♪ Just don't do it again ♪
♪ She is the one called Amber Moon ♪
♪ Fighting eggs by moonlight ♪
♪ I don't know what to do with my hands ♪
♪ Sometimes, sometimes you gotta feel ♪
♪ Driving through the wilderness ♪
♪ Nothing bad's going to happen to any of us ♪
- Ned, do you know where we're going?
♪ Hiking through the wilderness ♪
♪ And sometimes the trees have been burned ♪
♪ Gonna get lost before the sun goes down ♪
- What time is it, Eugene?
- It's orchid break time.
- Orchid break.
♪ You like orchids, I like orchids ♪
♪ Or kids ♪
♪ Orchids pink, orchids black, yellow, orange ♪
♪ Flowers, sniff 'em, you like 'em ♪
♪ We've got orchids for kids and for adults ♪
♪ Orchids all up in your butt ♪
(laughing)
♪ Chicken showdown ♪
♪ Chicken sandwich showdown, 2K19 ♪
♪ Yeah who's back ♪ ♪ Woo ♪
♪ Well I'm thinking oh it's us ♪
♪ We the motherfucking chicken pros! ♪
♪ Woo ♪
♪ Yeah all the people go and pick your nose ♪
♪ I got a bio there's a link in those ♪
♪ Chicken showdown, chicken sandwich showdown ♪
♪ 2k19 ♪
♪ Chicken showdown, chicken sandwich showdown ♪
♪ 2k19 ♪
♪ Oh no, I don't like that though ♪
(laughing)
♪ Turn 'em right now, I'm on vacation, bitch ♪
♪ That's amazing ♪
♪ Woo, woo, woo ♪ ♪ I'm on vacation bitch ♪
♪ Don't need this anymore ♪
♪ I'm on vacation bitch ♪
♪ Best dad in the galaxy ♪
♪ Keith on a beach ♪
♪ Zach on a beach ♪
♪ Ned Ned Ned on a beach ♪
♪ Gettin' lit! ♪
♪ Keith on a beach ♪
♪ Zach on a beach. ♪
♪ Ned Ned Ned on a beach. ♪
♪ Gettin' lit! ♪
♪ Honestly, after this ♪
♪ Honestly, honestly after this ♪
♪ Honestly, after this ♪
♪ Honestly, honestly after this ♪
♪ I might need a vacation from my vacation ♪
♪ Know what I'm sayin' ♪
♪ We've had like three up here there ♪
♪ You know what, I'm on vacation ♪
♪ Peppery, la la la ♪
♪ KFC, la la la ♪
(laughing)
♪ KFC, la la la ♪
♪ 'Cause it's a white people taco night ♪
♪ We're getting taco shells from the grocery store ♪
♪ And ground beef from the grocery store ♪
♪ And shredded cheese from the grocery store ♪
♪ And Ortega sauce from the grocery store ♪
(laughing)
♪ Here comes Korean Claus ♪
♪ Dropping kimchi under your tree ♪
♪ One more cup of fish water ♪
♪ It's a bucket of beef ♪
♪ Bucket of beef beef beef ♪
♪ Guaranteed the bucket of beef ♪
♪ Bucket of beef beef beef ♪
♪ In the pies, a bucket of Keith ♪
♪ Bucket of beef beef beef ♪
♪ Guaranteed the bucket of beef ♪
♪ Bucket of beef beef beef ♪
- Am I supposed to do this too?
♪ Put the beef in the pie ♪
♪ Serve the pie to your friends ♪
♪ Make your friends very happy ♪
♪ And that's the how the song ends ♪
♪ Beef ♪
- All right let's fill this up with beef.
♪ I'm gonna take this beat, I'm gonna murder ♪
♪ Love chicken sandwiches ♪
♪ Fuck you burger ♪ ♪ Woo ♪
♪ Cock-a-doodle-doo ♪
♪ Bok, bok, bok ♪
♪ Cock-a-doodle-doo ♪
♪ Bok, bok, bok ♪
♪ Cock-a-doodle-doo ♪
♪ Bok, bok, bok ♪
♪ Cluck ♪
♪ Got the cockle-dockle-do ♪
(laughing)
- Got the cockle-dockle.
♪ Squeeze that bowl ♪
♪ Make it grow ♪
♪ Squeeze that bowl ♪
♪ Make it grow ♪
♪ Squeeze that bowl ♪
♪ Make it whole ♪
♪ Squeeze that bowl ♪
- Epic!
♪ Make it grow ♪
♪ Woo ♪
♪ Trees are never going out of style ♪
Trees are evergreen, let's plant a mile
♪ Spruce, pine, maple, palm ♪
♪ So many trees I gotta call my mom ♪
♪ Plant 20 million trees! ♪
♪ Big stick energy ♪
♪ Plant 20 million trees! ♪
♪ Team trees dot org ♪
♪ Plant 20 million trees! ♪
♪ Mr. Beast and Mark Rober, sitting in a tree ♪
♪ S-A-V-I-N-G ♪
♪ Trees! ♪
(gregorian chanting)
♪ People say my friends and I's hobby is knotty ♪
♪ And when they see us doing it, it leaves them in stitches ♪
♪ It's something that takes longer ♪
♪ When your project is haute ♪
♪ But your outcome is as soft as our musical pitches ♪
♪ And it's totally fitting ♪
♪ That the best part about knitting ♪
♪ Is that friends who knit are close knit friends ♪
♪ Yes friends who knit are close knit friends ♪
- Ehh
- Ay!
♪ Buns and pickles ♪
♪ Bun, buns and pickles ♪
♪ Buns and pickles ♪
♪ Bun, buns and pickles ♪
(screaming harmoniously)
♪ La, la ♪
♪ We're floating on a magical sea adventure ♪
♪ We're gonna have a great time on the ocean ♪
♪ Inflatable raft ♪
♪ We are all hanging on an inflatable raft ♪
♪ Inflatable raft ♪
(mumbling)
♪ Not gonna die, we're not gonna die ♪
- Orchid break
♪ Orchids for kids, orchids for adults ♪
- We love orchids!
♪ Orchids all up in your butt ♪
- What are these flowers?
♪ Orchids ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- Take the time to smell the flowers.
- Orchids.
- Keith, hit us the official TryPod theme song!
♪ In the deepest parts of Japan ♪
♪ there is a river filled with ghosts, the TryPod. ♪
♪ Shower time, shower time, shower, shower, shower time ♪
♪ Who's that man walking down the street ♪
♪ With those delicate feet ♪
♪ It's Zack ♪
(musical sounds made with mouth)
♪ Tonzo, jump on it, jump on it ♪
♪ Romance, it's waste, I'm here to save space ♪
♪ Setting fires with my grace, giving evil all a taste ♪
♪ And the blaze is hotter than a gaze from the chase ♪
♪ Face to face I'll read your brain ♪
♪ And burn you just like mace ♪
♪ And if wit doesn't fit, I won't like that one bit ♪
♪ And I bust super hard until my eyes is fully wet ♪
♪ But just 'cause I'm embarrassed ♪
♪ Doesn't mean that I will quit ♪
♪ I will blast you bubbles like a critical hit ♪
♪ Feel the scorn that I've sworn ♪
♪ When your family's forlorn ♪
♪ I'm the muscles of the sailors and you have been warned ♪
♪ You mess with me and I'll make you up ♪
♪ And cut you like a knife ♪
♪ In the name of the moon, we will punish you ♪
♪ We're pretty guardians ♪
♪ Such pretty guardians ♪
♪ In the name of the moon, we will punish you ♪
♪ We're pretty guardians ♪
♪ Such pretty guardians ♪
♪ No matter what life will prevail ♪
♪ With the fire cube ♪
♪ And no one will stop me ♪
♪ With my tiny cube of potential fire at night ♪
♪ I will be strong ♪
♪ I will not give up the fight ♪
- Hit us with the official TryPod theme song
♪ I got that loofah limbo ♪
♪ I'm living in loofah limbo ♪
♪ I can't decide which one to use ♪
♪ I'm living in loofah limbo, TryPod. ♪
♪ Let me tell about a chicken sandwich ♪
♪ Which one, well the one that's delish ♪
♪ It's got a fried chicken breast between two buns ♪
♪ And a little bit of pickles to add some fun ♪
♪ And if you wanna get crazy add a remoulade. ♪
♪ Is it a rem-a-lade, I don't know, it's odd ♪
♪ You know, if you want a tasty little treat in your mouth ♪
♪ Head on to the fried chicken from down south ♪
♪ You wanna eat chicken? ♪
♪ You wanna eat it like me? ♪
♪ He likes regular, I like spicy ♪
♪ I'm not too fickle when it comes to a pickle ♪
♪ I like the vinegar, makes the taste buds tickle ♪
♪ I'm not too fickle when it comes to a pickle ♪
♪ I like the vinegar, makes my taste buds tickle ♪
♪ All the fingers in the pot ♪
♪ Fingers in the pot ♪
♪ You put the hole at the top at Keith's pies, pot pies ♪
♪ Pies, a hole in the top. ♪ ♪ Aw yeah ♪
(mumbling)
♪ Hole at the top of Keith's pies ♪
♪ Keith's pies, Keith's pies ♪
♪ Hole at the top of Keith's pies ♪
♪ Keith's pies, Keith's pies ♪
♪ Hole at the top of Keith's pies ♪
♪ Keith's pies, Keith's pies ♪
♪ Hole at the top of Keith's pies ♪
♪ Now we turn on the gas and-- ♪
(laughing)
♪ 'Cause you are J.J. Fang ♪
♪ Better than Keith and Zach's baby ♪
♪ I ate too many bugs ♪
♪ Oh Lord, I ate too many bugs ♪
- Keith, hit us with the official TryPod theme song
(scatting)
♪ Only killed a horse fly, TryPod ♪
♪ Waiting for our cookies to chill ♪
♪ We are waiting for our cookies to chill ♪
♪ So we can put them onto the platter ♪
♪ And into the oven ♪
♪ And it shouldn't matter ♪
♪ Which was of us wins ♪
♪ But we will figure it out ♪
♪ But we don't know what we're doing ♪
♪ Break it down Zack! ♪
♪ Ah, makin' them cookies ♪
♪ Everybody likes cookies ♪
♪ They got butter and sugar ♪
♪ Everybody gonna eat it yeah ♪
- Cookies.
- They should be about chill
(rock music playing)
♪ I'm sorry ♪