- Stop pushing me bro, I just patched over the last hole
I punched in the dry wall.
My landlord says one more
and I don't get my security deposit back, but you know what?
I'm starting to think It's worth that five hundo
If you wanna make your own life harder, that's fine.
But when you make my life harder,
that's where I draw the line, good, sir.
You all are incompetent donkeys, you're all fired.
Okay, wait a second, you're just gonna accept that
and leave without putting up a fight.
Well, guess what?
Now you're really fired and you're just walking away
without putting up a fight again?
You don't get why I'm mad?
Of course you wouldn't, you never get it, you never get me.
And that is what's wrong with the world today.
People not understanding me.
I can't believe she just left me on red.
She has pushed me
to the point where I am gonna have to travel to her place
of residence right now to give her a piece of my mind.
I don't care if I have to set the building
on fire to get her attention, I will not be ignored.
If you want to ignore all
of the data and do your own thing, that's fine.
It's great actually, I can create a whole new data set
on what happens when ding-dongs like you ignore my advice.
I just decimated you verbally
and you still think you're right?
Dang, I guess my mama was right, you can't fix stupid.
But I'm gonna keep trying, gosh, darn it.
I didn't wanna have to do this
but I have the receipts right here.
On April 3rd you told me you would do the dishes,
on April 4th however, the dishes remained
in the sink unwashed, on April 5th I touched base again.
Need I continue?
Oh, you forgot to do the one thing I asked you to do?
Well that's fine.
Totally, no, I'm not screaming on the inside.
Why would you think that?
I'm not mad okay,
I'm just sick of talking to you when your big, dumb,
stupid, idiot face, and I'm not crying okay, you're crying.
You know, nothing good comes out out of rage usually,
but I'm gonna you use this negative energy for a good thing.
A full-scale campaign against you
and everything you stand for.
Well, this interaction with you has confirmed my need
to get away from humanity permanently, tootles.
It's fine, that everyone is so terrible to me.
I'm just gonna move away and start a new life.
And then you all will be like,
"Hey, where did that guy go?
He was pretty cool, we shouldn't have taken him for granted"
But it'll be too late, I'll be gone.
First you stamp all over me and my feelings
and then you call me "triggered".
Did you know that when you use that term triggered,
you are using a legitimate medical term
to minimize my righteous anger.
You're gonna need to apologize, not just to me,
but to everyone in the medical community
who actually deals with triggers.
Hmm, k?
So you better get started now,
because it's gonna be a lot of people.
Everyone makes mistakes, it's only human,
but that doesn't make it acceptable.
So I'm gonna need a full plan
on how you will rectify your egregious blunder,
on my desk by end of day.
Or you will never work in this industry ever again.
Capeesh?
Do what you know, how much you have to bother me
for my anger to override my fear of conflict?
Seriously, this has never happened before.
I'm kind of scared now, how could you do this to me?
I don't know why I'm still yelling.
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