- Oh no.
(Izzy screams)
- Nicole!
- (PvF) Have you seen Total Drama Island?
- Yes! - Yes.
- Yes I have seen, no!
- Yeah. - Oh my God.
Please don't tell me we're doing that today.
- (PvF) It's not a Try Not To Eat episode.
- Oh, it's a Try To Eat!
- I don't like that.
- (PvF) To win, you must eat three very large bites
of each dish put in front of you.
If you do, you'll win a (bleats) sponsored surprise,
and more importantly, a Get Out Of Punishment Free card.
- I gotta, I gotta do it. - I can do it.
- (PvF) But be warned, there's also a punishment if you fail.
- We're punished every round,
and if we don't accept the punishment that round,
we get punished at the last round. - Jeez.
- (PvF) Are you ready to eat?
- No. - No!
- What is? - (whispers) Are those bugs?
- Is it bad that I'm not worried about the grasshoppers,
but whatever this is?
- That's jellyfish?
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (laughs) I literally just watched this the other night.
With anything on it!
- Oh, oh no!
- Jellyfish on the... - Jellyfish?
- Wait, there's... - Jellyfish.
- I don't care about bugs, I'll eat bugs.
- I cannot eat bugs.
- Look at their heads. - Look at how big they are.
They're like literally full size.
- The anchovy and squid combo though, with bugs...
- Leshawna, baby, step it up.
- Ugh. - Ah!
- (Heather) Delicious.
- Delicious is a strong word.
- So terrible! - I'm glad they're not hopping around.
- (PvF) Have you ever had jellyfish before?
- I have not. - No!
- (PvF) From the brunch of disgustingness,
we've got a live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish and anchovies.
- These are huge pieces. Why are they so big?
- (PvF) So they were nice and crunchy.
- I'm currently doing my best
to actively disassociate away from my brain.
- Me too, there's a um...
- Funny thing is I remember watching this show
as it premiered as a kid, and like never in a million years
did I ever think I'd be eating something from there.
- Smell it. (laughs) - No, no!
- Cheers.
- Oh my God. - Oh my God!
- I'm literally, actually shaking.
(Izzy taps table)
(Izzy gags)
- There's the jellyfish! - Eh!
- Ugh, that was so salty.
- Hold on, 'cause I gotta take three.
- I need to cover all my senses at the same time.
- Double it, double it, double it, double up, double up,
take another bite. Go, go, boom, that's three!
That's three! (crowd applauds)
- I can't even look at it.
- (PvF) How is that, Daniel?
- Pizza's good. (laughs) - Ooh, crunchy.
- (PvF) You're not even gonna try?
- I'm floating through space and time right now.
- (PvF) Well, Brian, you've made it through.
Chris would be so proud.
- Thank you, Chris.
- Okay, that wasn't that bad. Round one, not too bad.
(both laugh)
- Pistachio?
- I don't think it's pistachio.
- It smells weird. (laughs)
- Oh, is it toothpaste?
- (Cameron) Is toast supposed to be green?
- (gasps) No.
- Penicillin puree. - Penicillin puree?
- What?
- That's not alright.
- I mean, this, I feel like this isn't gonna be as bad, right?
- (PvF) Scott's favorite, this moldy bread
tastes similar to a penicillin puree.
- What does that mean? - What is it?
- Like how is it green? Oh, it's soaked.
- I'm more okay with this one than the previous one.
- I mean, it smells like bread.
- Is that garlic? Oh no!
- Oh it's fine. - Don't lie to me!
- This does not taste good at all.
Like, I can't even describe, what is this flavor?
- It tastes like ginger.
- Ginger, ginger!
- What'd you call me?
(rim-shot echoes) (both laugh)
- Oh, it's ginger!
- Let's go cannibalism!
- Oh God, I hate ginger so much!
- I'm gonna give it to ya, this one was not terrible.
- Well, I think that was three. - This is three.
- I will say, the flavor of this is vaguely what mold smells like.
- It was palatable. - Yes.
- My God.
- (PvF) Any idea what the main ingredient in this meal is?
- Oh, there's so many smells going on.
- It looks, there's something red in the peanut butter?
- (Lightning) There's protein in this, right?
- No.
- Do you know what that is?
- (Lightning) Chi? Which muscle is chi?
Whatever, it doesn't matter. Lightning does not do shrinkage.
Gimme that!
- What round is this?
- (PvF) This protein filled breakfast from Chef
is Lightning's favorite, but with lots of random meats,
a mysterious mush, and a few apples for good measure,
will it be yours?
- Did you say random meats?
- Cool. - I'm getting intestine.
- The apple's fine, the chicken's fine,
the bacon's fine,
and then we get this, what looks like a hard piece of poop.
- Why is it this consistency?
- Blah, I don't like the texture. Oh my God.
- Is this what a dog turd would be like once it dries up?
- I really don't need to think about that.
- I have to watch TV if I'm eating yogurt,
because if I start thinking about yogurt too much,
I start gagging it back up.
So I'm not great with food.
- It's in our head, we got this.
- There's a light at the end of the tunnel.
- Uh-uh.
- Oh no there isn't. (laughs)
- That is such a weird texture, ugh!
- How'd that go for you?
- Not good.
- (PvF) But you're feeling good going into the next round?
- Yeah, so far, we'll see.
- No, I know how diabolical you are. This is gonna get way worse.
- I'm like why do I put myself through this?
- Oh hell no.
- That is not what I think it, oh!
- (PvF) Do we know what this is?
- Yes, I do know what this is.
- It's giving testicle. (laughs)
- It is giving testicle.
- (PvF) If I saw moo, does that help?
- I am not eating cow balls. (Brian laughs)
- Was this from the same bull?
- (Chris) Let's begin the challenge!
- (laughs) Let's begin the challenge.
Dude.
- Alright, meatballs! It's like, this ain't meatballs.
- They look so much smaller there.
- I mean, they are meat balls, as he says,
technically, he is right, Owen.
- They're all balls! Testicles!
- Aw, dude!
(Ed laughs)
- (Owen) Meatballs? (wretches)
- These are... - Testicles, I knew it.
It was giving testicles for a reason. - You were right, it is!
- (PvF) Another favorite from the brunch of disgustingness,
we've got some lovely and tender beef testicle bourguignons for you.
- I've never had a ball this big near me.
- Oh my God.
- Why is mine giving birth?
- (Sabrina) Get on in there.
(Brian gasps) Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Ooh, ooh, ooh! (laughs)
- (Erin) Oh my God, I can't pierce it! - I think you have to literally...
(screams) (Erin laughs)
- I can't even bite through it.
- I can't even pierce the ball! (Izzy laughs)
- Huh.
- That's the name of my new screamo band, Pierce the Ball.
- (growls) Pierce the Ball!
- Slightly beefy.
- (Izzy) How do you eat, where's the bite, how do you?
- Yeah, it's all like fusing together, too.
Look how it's like, nothing is coming off on the...
- It doesn't smell that bad.
- Yes, think of the get out of jail free card.
- That's a bad flavor.
- One. - (coughs) Oh God.
- Two!
- No, I heard a crunch. I felt a crunch.
- (Erin) Yeah, yes, shh, shh.
- That wasn't that bad, that was easy.
(crowd cheers) - You did it!
- (PvF) So you're gonna pass this one up,
knowing that there's one more punishment bite ahead of you?
- Yes ma'am.
- I don't think I can do it.
- (PvF) You ready for the last round?
- Last round, yes. - Oh, only one round left?
I want more rounds!
- Well, moving on.
- Oh no.
- This smells like a dirty sock.
- (Chris) The first player to finish their cup of Juggy Chunks
will be safe from elimination. - Juggy Chunks?
- The who now, what now? Who what?
- Thank God it's not bubbling. - Oh, look it's bubbling!
- Yeah.
- (Chef) This stuff expired in 1976.
- (laughs) 1976.
- (Chris) It's mostly meat, eggs, and mayonnaise,
and I kept them somewhere very warm.
- Meat, eggs, and mayonnaise. - Meat, eggs, and mayonnaise.
- From 1976.
- Ugh, no wonder it smells like that.
- (PvF) A blend of expired mayonnaise, horse meat, and eggs,
these Juggy Chunks might give you food poisoning so severe
that your stomach will have to be pumped.
- Horse meat? - You ready for some food poisoning?
- Alright, cheers.
- Woo! - Let's go!
- Ugh! - Oh no!
- (Sabrina) Ooh. - Okay, yo dude. (laughs)
(Ed coughs)
- (PvF) Did you know there was a song that went along with this?
- No. Can you sing it for us?
- ♪ What's made of horse meat ♪ ♪ Smells like skunk ♪
♪ Comes in a jug ♪ ♪ It's Juggy Chunks ♪
- There's so much mayo in here.
- ♪ How's your dinner ♪ ♪ Mine's just fine ♪
♪ 'Cause I love the taste of brine ♪
- Two!
- ♪ Juggy Chunks, the perfect meal ♪ - Two!
- ♪ For any celebration ♪ - Oh, I don't...
That's a lot, dude!
- That last one was nothing but mayonnaise.
- The dumb thing is if all of these things
were put together in a different way,
as a different meal, this would taste delicious.
- This was smooth sailing.
- Oh! (Izzy wretches)
- (PvF) So no, no on this one? - No, I'm good.
- (PvF) Well, that does it. That is our challenge.
- You did it! (claps)
- At what cost?
- (PvF) You ready to see your prize? - I sure am!
- Is it a marshmallow? (laughs)
- (Chris) Tonight's winners get to enjoy dinner from...
- Mary's Lamb Burger!
- (narrator) That's Mary's Lamb Burger and Barbecue Emporium.
- It is a vibe.
- Mary had a little lamb! Had.
- Yeah!
- (PvF) From one of the restaurants sponsoring Total Drama Island,
while Mary might have had a little lamb,
you've earned yourself a bag of burgers,
and more importantly a Get Out Of Punishment Free card.
- Yes! Oh! (Sabrina claps)
(Ed clears throat)
- Look at it, look at the burger!
- And more importantly than it all,
♪ La la la la ♪ - Yeah!
- I kinda wanna see what the punishment food is,
'cause you know I always try the punishment.
- (Chris) Who's ready for the third course?
Spaghetti! - Um...
- (Chris) Well, actually, earthworms covered in snail sauce and hairballs!
- No! - Dude, that's rough.
- Did you say hairballs?
- Did you say worms?
- So let's see how bad this is. - Dude.
- Those are worms.
- (whispers) Are those real?
- (PvF) We've got some earthworm spaghetti,
a platter of earthworms covered in snail sauce
with some hairballs.
- I've never eaten a real worm before.
I didn't even know you could eat worms!
- (PvF) Do you wish you ate any of the other foods now?
- I wish I ate nothing!
- ♪ No feel, don't think, just go ♪ ♪ No feel, no think, just go ♪
♪ No feel, no think, just go ♪
- I wish I stayed home!
- The worms are worming, America. Go, go, go, go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Chew, don't think about it, don't think about it.
Don't even taste it. Just turn off the senses.
Disassociate, go somewhere else.
- It's so slimy!
- (Brian) That's wiggly, dude.
- Also kinda cold on the middle.
- (Brian) I don't know if you can see this,
she is physically shaking.
- I'm going away from this, and going back to my burger.
(Sabrina slurps) - (Brian) Oh!
- It's stuck in the crevices of my mouth.
- Oh no!
- Oh, you've broken me.
- It's very dirty. Dirt, dirty tasting, like soil.
It's dirty. - It's dirty!
- (PvF) Well, any final thoughts?
- Compliments to the chef.
- I hate my life. (Brian laughs)
I hate it so bad.
- Thank you guys so much for watching!
- What did you think of this episode?
- Let us know in the comments down below!
- And tell us, what other challenges would you like to see
on People Vs Food?
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