- Why is your fart so loud?
(laughter)
(light-hearted instrumental)
- Hi, I'm Russel and I'm Celine's dad.
- Hi, I'm Desmond and this is my mom.
- I'm Shannon
- My name's Lydia.
I made him.
(laughter)
- No.
- Yeah.
(laughter)
- It was hard work.
- I wish I didn't know how babies were made.
(laughter)
- Why are you here?
- To make you taste a food from my childhood.
- It was one of my favorite,
not necessarily childhood snack,
but it was my favorite college snack.
Okay, close your eyes son.
- Nice!
Green apple, honey, peanut butter and the taco buns.
- They're tortillas.
- So?
- So, okay, yeah.
- [Celine's Dad] Woo!
Do you know what this is?
- [Celine] Taco?
- No, it's not a taco.
- [Celine] What is it?
- Chicken, peppers and some secret spices
we're not allowed to tell you.
- [Desmond] Bread!
- (laughs) Yay!
We're gonna have just bread, yes.
- Ace. - Well what else do you see?
Pepper and raw eggs.
- [Desmond] Yay.
- So I am going to cook these eggs
in a little bit of boiling water and vinegar,
and that's how you poach an egg.
And I don't know if you've ever had poached eggs.
(sighs) It's kinda like a hard boiled egg
but the yolk part stays runny.
Okay.
- Here you go,
Remember how to cut safe, watch your thumb.
That'd be a bummer (laughs).
Every single one of them (laughs).
(Oscar giggles)
I don't know if I trust you right now
when you're giggling.
We're gonna work on this more at home.
- Okay.
- Okay, you get some of the kelaguen in your spoon,
and then put it into your little tortilla
or in Guam, they'd have something called tatiyas.
And then roll it up into a burrito.
- Did I do it right?
- That looks so awesome.
- We're gonna take this poached egg
and we're gonna put it on a piece of toast.
- Supposed to be toast.
- Yeah.
- Toast.
- My God, it blew my mind!
- Your great grandma, Avis, made this for me
all the time, for breakfast, when I was a kid.
Okay, so you gotta make sure you drain off all the water,
and then she would sit it right on our toast.
- We need to put peanut butter on it.
Do you wanna spread it yourself?
Using this shiv?
(laughter)
- [Oscar] Would you make this in your dorm room?
- I paid for people to make it.
- Yeah, Dartmouth always made it.
- I dunno what league is. - For a couple of years.
(laughter)
- (whispers) I don't know how to roll burritos.
- [Celine] Just do it like tacos.
- It looks like a street taco.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- You wanna do it?
- Three, two, one, pop the baby!
- Pop it, let's see.
Yes, it's perfect!
Shall we cheers our toast?
Okay.
- Cheers.
Okay, there you go.
- [Celine] Mm.
- [Lydia] (mumbles with food in her mouth)
- (both make approving noises).
- It's really good isn't it?
- Mm!
- Ah, this brings me back home (chuckles).
- This is yummy.
- [Shannon] Mm.
- [Oscar] (mumbles with food in his mouth)
- No!
- What were you like in college?
- Fun (laughs).
- Can you be like college for the rest of your life now?
- You want me to be college Lydia?
- Yeah.
- Uh-uh.
- Why?
- She couldn't keep you alive, I don't think (laughs).
- Is there a name for this?
- I think she just called it poached eggs on toast.
She would just ask me,
"You want some poached eggs on toast?"
And I'd be like, "Heck, yes I do!"
And then we would watch Murder She Wrote together
while we ate the toast, it was awesome.
- Do you wanna go to college?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- because then I'm not in school.
- That's also a school.
- Oh.
- I mean there's really not a lot of school to it.
If you do it like I did (laughs).
- Did you have a boyfriend?
- I did!
- (gently screams) You did?
- It wasn't even your dad.
Weird!
- What was his name?
- I mean, I had a couple that I dated.
This is getting weird (laughs).
- It's good!
It's so good, it's my favorite Guam food now.
Why did you not feed me this earlier?
- Because I really don't know how to make it properly.
- Thank you.
- Can I have a hug?
- Yeah.
- I love you.
- Yes.
That she was fun in college.
- I'm still really fun.
Yeah! (laughs)