[MUSIC - MIKE RENO AND ANN WILSON, "ALMOST PARADISE"]
Almost paradise we're knocking on heaven's door.
Almost paradise.
How could we ask for more?
Paradise.
- Hey guys, I'm Tracy.
- And I'm Andy.
- And it is week three of Paradise,
but it feels like it's been way longer.
- There's always something happening.
- We got to get right to it.
You know him, you love him.
Corey!
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
- No!
Not again!
Corey!
- Come on, Corey, where are you?
- I'm on my way.
- Yay!
- He's on his way.
We got him.
- I'm back.
I'm back.
- You being gone is one a really big deal
but two also a really big deal on the day
that we have a huge surprise for you.
- It was kind of stressful.
- Oh, it was so awful.
- I felt so bad.
- Well because here's the thing.
I was in a meeting, and I knew that we
had to come down and do this, and I looked forward to it.
And eventually, I was like, I just--
I don't think I can do it.
And then everyone conspired to get me out of the meeting
so I can come down here.
And then I was down here for a couple
of minutes, another meeting.
- OK, we do have a lot to talk about though
because there were so many--
- Two episodes.
- As Yuki says,
- [INAUDIBLE]
- Love triangles.
- That's right.
- There are so many love triangles.
So the first love triangle that we kind of see
is the Tia, Chris, Krystal of it all.
OK, this little like 15 minute portion
made me hate Chris more than I already hated him.
- Can we just say that they're all awful?
All the men are awful.
I find all the ladies actually to be mostly likable.
- So he says to Tia, probably hours before, trust me.
I'm only here for you.
I really like.
- Oh, she called him out, too.
- Then, pause, he goes and kisses Krystal.
And then he comes out, and he's like no, and she confronts him.
And he's like, I'm still here for you.
And then he realizes it's turning,
and she's not into him.
And he's like, well, I was already done with you.
Tia and Chris are like we're done.
We both don't like each other anymore.
Chris and Krystal can focus on each other.
- Did no one see the video I sent?
We have to grab it.
I'm sorry.
Krystal opens the umbrella, and you just see her drill Astrid
in the face.
- I didn't see it.
- Oh, I didn't notice that.
- But no one addresses it.
- Tia has, maybe, the best day ever.
Tia basically says OK, I like Colton.
Colton still doesn't know.
And then Bibiana is like, stupid, you like her.
And he's like, oh, I do like her.
Like that's all it took.
- It was like a light switch, right?
- I wonder.
I just don't care.
Like I'm done with that whole storyline.
I was happy see Raven show up, which was really nice.
- That was interesting because she came in and just went
like this to Colton.
- So she has her talk with Raven,
which makes it seem like Tia is going to question everything.
- Right.
- But then she ends up having the talk with Colton,
and Colton says, will you be my girlfriend?
OK, so then--
- Here comes someone else!
- We've got somebody entering paradise.
Enter Jacqueline.
Poor thing.
She comes in, she's like OK.
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling confident.
It's my birthday.
I'm going to ask Colton.
And he's like, no.
Oh and she's like OK.
Second best is Kenny.
And I love how Kenny's like, you know what?
I might have been her second choice,
but I feel like the first.
Always a positive guy.
- Yeah, I know he somehow spins it,
but then he's just making out with everybody.
I really like Kenny, so I'm happy.
- Me too.
- I don't know how the ladies feel about all of that,
but I like that he's making out with a lot of people.
- Even though he's made out everybody,
there's no drama surrounding him.
- So John, he's part of a love triangle.
He's with Caroline and Jubilee, which by the way,
I was so happy to see Jubes back.
Remember Jubes from Ben H. season?
- Yeah, it's her third run, right?
- Yeah, she's been before.
But she's not adding anything.
And I was surprised that John picked her.
- He probably isn't like maybe in love with Jubilee,
but he's like, I'd rather stick around with her
than have to deal with the awkwardness.
- The four ladies that go home are Jacqueline, Caroline,
Nysha, which got nowhere time--
- Poor Nysha.
- She was sweet.
- And Bibidrama.
It's bye bye to Bibidrama.
- We had a feeling that from episode one,
Bibiana was probably going to go home at some point.
- And then there was a bug power shift,
and now the ladies got the flowers.
- So let's talk about Jordan real quick
because we were saying that he's terrible.
So Jordan comes out wearing--
- The outfit was not good in any way, shape, or form.
- He wears the floral vest, the floral pants that he says he
does have the other piece of the three-piece suit.
But here's the issue.
OK, you know, I mean at this point,
you know that David's sole agenda is to grind your gears.
So if you're Jordan, and you really
have this connection with Jenna, which to be honest,
it does seem like they have some sort of connection,
why are you going to let David get to you?
He brings this dumb dog.
You're going to freak out, pick the dog up, throw it
in the ocean.
Which by the way, Jenna's like, you're a psycho.
- This time he really like lost it.
It's going to be over with Jenna.
The whole situation is ruined.
- The way he spoke to Jubilee and Chelsea was not OK.
- Was not a Wilhelmina model.
- And of course the good guy is Eric.
- I know.
- Such a good guy.
- He was awesome in that moment.
- And I love him so much.
- I love Eric.
Do the Eric.
- What do you love most about him?
- Yeah, the shimmy.
The Eric shimmy.
You got it covered.
- So we are a little unsure.
So basically, skipping ahead a little bit, Benoit comes in,
asks Jenna, they have a great date.
The best part of that entire date was that Benoit's lips--
- Oh after the make out.
- Oh my god.
So much Red.
- No one's going to be like--
- Ah, it was everywhere.
- OK let's make a prediction of who she goes with.
I'm going to predict that she goes with Benoit.
I think she's had enough of Jordan's you know what.
- He screwed himself with his actions.
- And Benoit's so cute.
Benoit's cute.
Like I don't know--
- Yeah, he's nice.
He's French Canadian.
- So then who shows up?
George of the Jungle, Fabio of Paradise.
Leo.
So anyways, so Leo comes in.
And he ends up asking Kendall on the date.
Joe, not worried.
Oh my god, when she said yes and went to talk to him,
and they're awkward.
She was like OK, well I'm going to go on my date.
- One of the many reasons that I love him so much--
- Here we go.
- He's handsome.
He's smart.
He calls out an awkward moment, which I mean,
who doesn't love that?
- He's real.
- Yeah, he's real.
- And that's what you missed on.
[INAUDIBLE]
So Leo and Kendall go on their date.
And I was very excited to see Jorge because Jorge
was part of the date.
They've been teasing with all these Bachelor in Paradise--
- The All Stars of Paradise.
- A lot of them are coming back.
- And the Oscar goes to, oh wait, no one.
- Literally none of them.
- None of them.
- Yes.
- So Kendall I think ended up liking Leo
way more than she expected.
Kendall outwardly likes to get deep and whatever.
And so it is surprising that she's dating Joe
because Joe doesn't have a lot to say,
at least from what we see.
- I feel like when he speaks, there's like a gem in--
watch, he's a genius.
- And that's what you missed on Joe.
All right so they get back from the date.
Joe's feeling confident.
He's like OK, I'm not worried about it.
And then Kendall comes back in and says I'm torn.
And I kissed him.
Dead.
- Which breaks his heart a little bit.
Do we think in the end he's like right
now, to this day, do we think that they're seeing each other?
- I do.
And when he was in here, you called out--
you were like, you posted something with Kendall.
And he was like--
- And he got all awkward.
- And then he was like oh, no I didn't.
And you know why?
Because he was probably not allowed to.
- Because they're together.
- And that's another recap on Joe.
- That's what you missed on Joe.
- But the other thing about Leo, he
makes it seem like he's so into Kendall, but then who does he
kiss?
- Chelsea.
And the one thing I will say is that in this tease--
by the way, this is one of the best teases.
I was like, oh my god, I can't wait.
- Oh, I'll be watching next week.
- And then we get to the part of the season
that we really wanted to see.
- Yes.
- Do we think that happens before Leo
gets cut, or do we think that's after Leo does get cut.
- Oh.
- Before he gets cut.
That's what leads him to get cut.
I guarantee it.
- I think so, too.
I think so, too.
- I wonder what comes out?
But it looks like it's going to be a whole brawl of producers
stepping in.
- Yeah, cameras moving.
- Well, a security team comes in and grabs him.
This tease looks great.
Lots of love triangles.
We also get somebody new entering,
which looks like a love interest for Annaliese.
What's his name?
Camille?
- Camille.
- ABC, thank you for just giving us--
- We appreciate you.
- --the greatest gift of my life.
Big thanks to you out there watching.
- And make sure you tune in next week.
- And comment below to tell us what you think.
- Oh my god, OK let's do our best Krystal one more time.
- It's upside down.
- I kind of wish I had a Martini.
- I know.
- But martini?
You mean margarita?