We are back with the phenomenal Jay Pharoah.
Now man, you know, obviously, you
are known for many things but especially
the impressions, man.
You're the king of impressions.
When did you start doing impressions?
You know, I was six years old when I
started doing impressions, man.
And you know, it was my girlfriend
at the time who said, you know, you should do it.
I mean, Sarah.
At six.
OK.
Ah, Jay, cooties never existed in my head.
You know what I mean?
I always was-- I always was like, that's a beautiful lady
right there.
Yeah.
Right.
And it was so crazy.
It was a wrap-around.
Because when I was 18, I got a job at PetSmart.
And she was working there.
She was there.
And I was like, Sarah, Sarah, it's me.
But keep in mind, she had a boyfriend list
when we were younger.
OK.
Oh, wow.
So she kind of pre-thought this.
You know what I'm saying?
Wow.
OK.
Got it.
Understood.
She just pre-thought.
So she didn't remember me.
She was like--
I was like, it's Jared.
We used to-- back when I was six, we used to--
and she was like, no, no.
And I was like, yeah, I was just another--
Another dude.
Being on the list, it was weird.
It's all good.
She knows now, though.
She knows now.
No.
And she's still working there.
So it's fun.
So what was your first impression, though?
Do you remember your first, the first one?
Dude, it was the Iago of Aladdin.
It was Gilbert Gottfired.
Yeah!
I'm mounting, Jafar.
That dude.
You know what I'm--
how unlikely.
You would think that it would be a black dude or something.
No.
I got Gilbert Gottfried.
That was my first one.
I used to watch Disney all the time,
and I would pick up the impression.
So I would go around like, do you really think you
know what you're saying, Jafar?
Everybody was Jafar.
Everybody.
My mom, my dad, my grandmother, I called everybody Jafar.
Everybody was Jafar, man.
Actually, that's hilarious.
And see now, since you're here, we're going to have to-- we're
going to bring in our impression generator.
This is like, this custom, patented technology here.
Really?
Yes.
We haven't showed it yet.
It's right here.
So this is what we're going to do.
That doesn't look safe.
This is the impression generator, right?
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to hit this button.
OK.
And it's going to--
let's say, when I hit the button,
it will not generate not one but two different celebrities
and an activity.
So what you have to do is do the impressions of both celebrities
in that situation.
OK.
How you feel about that?
You're ready?
Maybe.
OK.
All right, here we go.
This is going great.
Here we go.
[BELL RINGING]
Oh, this is going to be good.
OK
We got President Obama and President Biden
at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Man, I can't eat any of this stuff, man.
Come on, man.
What's the deal?
Here's the deal.
It's a bunch of malarkey.
I can't have ribs because it's not good for my insides, man.
It's not organic.
Now Barack comes in.
He's just like, well, I could just say this.
Anything on this menu, I'm going to eat.
So I want the collard greens.
I want the chicken.
Add ribs, baby, because I can get a gut
because you don't give a damn.
All right?
Thank you.
I've got one more.
Let's get one more.
Let's do a few more.
Yeah.
Here we go.
[BELL RINGING]
OK.
Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Kevin Hart.
Kevin Hart splitting the bill.
OK.
Yeah.
Let's do this.
All right.
Listen, here's the problem.
Tell you what the problem is?
I'm going to be straight and honest with you.
The problem is, Dwayne, I'm not splitting the check with you
because I only ordered Buffalo wings.
That's all I had.
That's all I can fit in my body, Dwayne.
Look at my body.
My body looks like a Teggy Graham.
Bam, bam.
I can't eat all the food that you ate.
You ordered the whole restaurant.
So I think you should to pay for the whole bill.
Come on, Gabrone the Rock says you know,
it's really serious that you pay Kevin.
You know why?
You say that you're balling.
You're supposed to be the best, the number one
comedian in the world.
So you know you can cover it this time.
And I've got the next one, and the Applebee.
OK.
Go.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
OK.
We got Jay-Z and Beyoncé are selling clothes on QVC.
QVC, though?
OK.
All right.
Here we go.
I'm just-- when I do the whole face sometimes,
it makes me really laugh.
Because it really look like he knows the secret
that's about to happen to everybody.
Yeah.
Nobody knows but me.
Yeah, you know.
You know, so I work for QVC now.
I guess that-- I guess that 'rona hit everybody
pretty hard, you know.
And you know, I just want you to know that you know,
actually, I just signed up for QVC, QVC, sorry,
no B unless it's her, you know.
I just signed up for QVC to just, you know,
be seen and, you know, tell people that y'all owe me money
because I've influenced every culture sir.
And then Beyoncé comes in like, wow, I'm on QVC.
This is amazing.
And I just sold you some bills right here.
Give it up.
Oh, man.
This is incredible.
Hey, you got something else?
Here we go.
Last one.
OK.
Yes.
Will Smith and Kamala Harris in a spin class.
OK.
Will Smith and Kamala Harris at a spin class.
Here we go.
Yeah.
You know what?
Like, you know, normally, I like hot yoga.
Because like, hot yoga, you can take your body
and press it up like this and keep doing that
and get it all like this.
And you know, if we were doing that right now,
we will be having so much more fun.
You know what?
I need a Peloton.
That's what I need.
If I get a Peloton, I'll just stay in my house,
and everybody sees it.
And me and Jason Derulo, we make a couple of videos.
Whoa!
And then it gets crazy.
So what do you think about that, Kamala?
Excuse me.
I'm exercising.
OK?
I'm exercising.
And yey, Will, we did it.
Yeah.
Give it up for Jay Pharoah right now.
This is incredible.
Resort to Love will be available on Netflix July 29th.
Y;all, give it up for this King right here, man.
Jay Pharoah, y'all.