- Happy Friday the 13th, everybody!
(laughing)
Ha, don't worry. It's just me, Pear.
In honor of today being Friday the 13th,
our story time is... you guessed it, Friday the 13th.
One of the scariest horror stories of all time.
If you ask me.
(sneezing)
Oh, sorry about that.
Anyway, helping me today as usual is Orange.
Orange?
Huh. He's not here. Well, that's weird.
But then again, they say weird things happen
whenever the 13th day of the month is a Friday.
So maybe that's what-
- I'm here! Don't start without me.
- Dude! Where you've been? What happened to your head?
- Pear, you're not going to believe it.
I was coming over to shoot the episode,
but the weirdest thing happened.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah! I was walking under a ladder
where a painter was painting, when all of a sudden,
- Yeah?
- Some of his red paint dripped out onto my head! Whoa!
- Oh, dude, that's not really that weird.
You walked under a painter's ladder.
Like, you should kind of expect that to happen.
- What? Of course, it's weird.
It's Friday the 13th, Pear.
Weird things be happening all over the place today.
I'm surprised you didn't know.
(laughing)
(groaning)
- Let's just get to the story. Shall we?
Once upon a time, there was a summer camp by a lake.
Late at night,
while everyone else was singing songs around the campfire,
two camp counselors sneak off
to a storage cabin where suddenly they got-
- [Orange] Stabbing pains in their temples!
You guessed it, migraines!
- [Pear] What?
- [Orange] And Oh baby, they were bad ones.
I should know. I got a migraine earlier today.
- [Pear] Orange!
- [Orange] Don't worry, Pear.
It gets even spookier.
Next, their Uber Eats order was also kind of late,
which never happens! Dun, dun, dun.
- Hold on. Orange, are you just listing off things
that actually happened to you today?
- Of course! It's Friday the 13th Pear.
Try to keep up.
(laughing)
- Ugh, just let me handle this. Okay?
So, later that night everyone was in bed.
One of the other counselors
was just laying there in his bunk,
when suddenly from underneath his mattress comes-
- [Orange] A candy bar wrapper from several weeks prior!
- [Pear] Dude! No!
- [Orange] Yes! I'm telling you Pear,
this actually happened to me today.
So spooky!
Scary!
- [Pear] That's not spooky or scary!
- [Orange] It isn't?
- [Pear] No! Scary would be if the guy
got stabbed by a masked assailant.
Or if he got shot by an arrow,
or thrown through a window or took an ax to the face.
- Oh, I think I see where you're going with this Pear.
Don't worry. I think I got some really good
Friday the 13th stuff for 'ya.
- You'd better.
- [Orange] That's when the campers
finally saw the murderer for the first time
wearing an old tiny hockey mask.
- [Pear] Now this is what I'm talking about.
(sneezing)
- [Orange] Gesundheit!
The campers looked at each other and they said,
you know what, we should totally get
this hockey mask wearing weirdo back
for killing all our friends and whatnot.
So they chased him down and they pranked him really good.
- [Pear] Um, okay.
- [Orange] They put pepper in the hockey mask
when the killer wasn't looking.
They put a whoopee cushion under the cushion
of his favorite chair.
And then because he was kind of boring
and no one really liked him very much,
they put itching powder all over his green pear-shaped body.
- Hold on, Orange.
Are you still talking about things you actually did today?
Because I have been weirdly itchy today.
(laughing)
- Of course not. That's crazy talk.
- Hey, now that you mention it, all day long,
I have been-
(sneezing)
- Bless you.
- Orange, I can't believe you pranked me.
And then you went and ruined today's story with pranks too.
Dude, it's not that kind of story.
It's totally the wrong one.
- You sure? Because I thought they were some
pretty killer pranks, if you ask me.
(laughing)
(groaning)
- Get out of here!
- Whoa!
- I'm going to finish this story without you.
You go stand over there.
I'm going to take the storybook back to the story time chair
and finish this once and for-
(whoopee cushion air releasing)
- I don't know about you,
but that's your sounds like the end, to me.
(laughing)
- Orange!
(laughing)