From getting their knee smashed with a brick to getting their house robbed and vandalized,
the Planet Dolan crew re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about
the worst ways people have ever been broken up with.
I’m Dolan, and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by Sweezamin SpinalPalm SpinalPalm and his girlfriend were at a concert.
The concert started out great...
until she got up on stage and went to the microphone.
That’s when she said, “MY BOYFRIEND WEARS DIAPERS AND POOPS HIMSELF EVERYDAY!”
Obviously, that wasn't true.
But she pointed at SpinalPalm and said that they were over.
She left with the keys and took SpinalPalm’s car.
SpinalPalm was furious and called his dad to come and chase her down.
But she got away, and to this day she still has SpinalPalm’s car.
Number 9 was Submitted by Crazyrobloxian GhostToast It turns out GhostToast’s girlfriend was
on crack, and one day while they were hanging out, she started yelling and saying the room
was waving.
GhostToast asked her what's wrong, and she grabbed a huge knife out of her pocket and
tried to stab him.
He held her arms back, grabbed my phone, and called the police.
She was taken to juvie, but not before telling him, “We're through!"
Later, once she got out of juvie, she brought a ladder to GhostToast’s house at 4:ooAM
and climbed through his window to try to stab him.
If GhostToast hadn't been up trying to watch every Danger Dolan video he would've probably
died.
Number 8 was Submitted by DabbingDaniels Legna Legna was with girlfriend at a paintball field
one day, and they were about to go together in a round, so she said "when I shoot three
paintballs into the air, come to the middle of the field."
She shot three times, and Legna ran into the middle of the field, completely unguarded.
Then she shouted at me "This is how I feel about our relationship!"
And absolutely PELTED him with paintballs.
She even got the entire opposing team to go after JUST him.
Legna asked her after the round, "Why did you do that?"
And she replied, "I'm a lesbian."
Number 7 was Submitted by RoseTheOg Snewpee Snewpee was at home on her birthday.
She was waiting for her boyfriend to come out of work and say happy birthday.
He eventually texted her saying, "I love you!"
But then he replied saying: “SIIIIIKE.
I'm breaking up with you, where's my stuff.”
Snewpee replied “It’s on the stove.
We ran out of charcoal.”
And she never texted him again.
Number 6 was Submitted by Boi_itz_boo_boo Ramona
One time, Ramona dated a guy named Thomas in the 8th grade.
He was the type of person who just wanted to stay at home, but Ramona was the type of
person who wanted to get out.
On their two-year anniversary, Ramona suggested they go out to eat somewhere.
He gave her an odd look and replied, "You’re such a stupid bitch.
You know I'm broke as shit."
They had a big argument and Ramona went home.
When she woke up the next morning, she found he had broken into Ramona’s house and damaged
or stolen bunch of stuff.
He also carved the words, "FUCK YOU BITCH.
WE ARE DONE YOU STUBBORN ASS WHORE!"
into her wall.
Number 5 was Submitted by Laughing_Fandom Melissa
Melissa’s boyfriend decided to break up with her while they were graduated.
Not before or after.
DURING.
As Melissa was handed her diploma, she smiled back at her boyfriend, and he walked up to
her on the stage.
He grabbed the microphone and said, "I'm sorry...
I'm breaking up with you."
Everyone gasped in disbelief and Melissa just started crying in front of everyone.
She was depressed for the next year and wouldn't do anything but read her old fan fictions.
Number 4 was Submitted by Senorita_Cheesecake Pandora
Pandora met her boyfriend back in high school, and they dated for almost 4 years, into their
college years.
They were both really into bondage, and one night they started getting into their usual
fun.
But just as he got Pandora tied to the bed, he said "I'm breaking up with you."
Then he walked out, leaving Pandora tied up, and shut and locked the door behind him.
Luckily, Pandora’s roommate had brought her key with her.
She got back after 4 HOURS.
Number 3 was Submitted by fuckMeJerry-fuck_you Hellbent
When Hellbent was 18, he moved into a brand new apartment.
It was very cold outside when he was moving all his stuff in, so he got sick.
The next day Hellbent’s girlfriend sent a text asking, "want to hang out tonight?"
Because he was sick, Hellbent said no.
So at 2:00 in the morning a brick came through his window.
The brick hit him in the leg and broke his knee.
A piece of paper attached to the brick said, "Fuck you I’m breaking up with you cheater."
Apparently she was there for four hours trying to hit the second story window.
Number 2 was Submitted by RTSTim Pringle Pringle got married when he was in the US
Navy.
A few weeks after his marriage, his submarine was going out to sea for two weeks before
his major deployment.
Pringle’s wife was sending emails to him back and forth until around 3 days before
he came back, so he got worried.
On the way home, Pringle kept calling her cell phone until a man answered the phone
and said “quit calling my girlfriend.”
When Pringle finally got home, his house was emptied.
Everything was gone, all the furniture he bought, all the electronics, everything.
He talked to his neighbors, who showed Pringle who the new man was, since she had brought
him to his house.
It turned out Pringle’s wife left him for a heroin junkie.
A week later Pringle had to go on his deployment in the Artic.
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