[ska-punk theme song]
[thunder]
Ben: Ugh! This is BORING! Why are we cleaning this filthy old clock tower?
Well, because it's a beautiful landmark from the Victorian era.
Well so am I, but you never wash ME!
[splat] Kate: Bleh!
And because it's part of our community service...
[crickets chriping]
After Ben made a movie about aliens abducting the Queen?
Ugh! It was JUST a movie!
Starring the REAL Queen!
Oh no...
"Queen-Nappers" is a MUCH better title than "The Queenus of Venus"!
Uuugh! Are we done soon? It's been HOURS!
It's been 6 minutes!
How do you know, Lucy?!
Because... We're in a GIANT CLOCK!
Ben: OoOoOo!
She said "clock".
Oh...
Hey! What does this lever do?!
Kate: Eugh!
Wait! If I change the time to home time we can go home... time.
Well that's stupid...
LET'S DO IT!
Ben: Hng!
Guys! Can I get a hand?
[wham]
[dizzy jingles]
Hey little soupy cat... When did you get so fat? Eheh...
[ominous music]
You're doing it WRONG! It's THIS way!
Ben: No, it's THIS way!
Kate: No, it's THIS way!
Oh no, I'm late for work!
No, wait, I'm early!
No, late- Early!
Late! Early! Late- Oop! My heart!
[ambulance sirens]
[footsteps running in]
Time of death... 3PM.
No... 1PM!
7AM! 4:20! 69!
Yesterday! Tomorrow?!
Oop! My heart!
[ambulance sirens]
huh... wuh...?
AAAAH!!!
Ben! Kate!!
Get me DOWN!!!
Hang on a minute!
I AM hanging onto a minute!
[snap] Ben + Kate: Uh oh!
"Uh oh"?
[lucy screaming]
Well... What do we do now?
Um... I'll call for help!
Hmm... "Lightning Rod"?
I don't know who that is but he'll know what to do!
[thunder]
[electric static]
[jungle ambience]
Uh... Guys... I THINK we may have-
Travelled back in time to when dinosaurs ruled the Earth?
Yeah... How'd you guess?
Kate: Eh. Just a feelin'.
[dinosaur roars]
Don't worry... I have a plan.
Weeeee- [chomp]
Save me, Rod!
[thunder] [electric static]
Hmm... Thisius notticus betterum.
Mm. Roaricus.
[bonk]
Ugg.
[the french national anthem for some reason??]
Nay!
[funky disco music]
Bogus!
[ye olde timey music]
Alas!
Ah. This seems fine!
AAAAAAAAAA-
[evil laughter] [apocalyptic screams and chaos]
IT'S THE END OF THE WOOOORLD!! [thunder]
[what we imagine Victorian-era England sounding like]
Cor blimey, guvnah!
[splatter]
Time OUT!
[gasps] It's YOU!
[dun dun duuuuuun]
A person I don't know!
[gasps] Maybe it's Lightning Rod!
[gasps] [excited squeal]
I am Father Time! Ben (disappointed): Oh.
And you REALLY messed up my timelines!
All: Sorry, Time Daddy!
Ew! No! Don't call me that!
All of you, get back to your own times!
[pops]
Now to deal with you...
You gonna make us "do time"? Heheh.
Hahaha...
No. I'm just going to kill you.
[kate screaming and ageing]
Uh oh!
There. No loose ends.
Time to go!
Ha! "Time"! That's a good one... I should write that down.
Lucy: Uh... Guys?
Lucy: Guys??
I didn't hear what just happened... Did someone make a bad pun?
[fabric ripping]
Uh oh!
Wait! There's still time...
[pen scribbling]
[Lucy screaming and falling into distance] [splat]
[clock ticking] [air raid siren]
[clock ticking] [industrial ambience]
[clock ticking] [modern day ambience]
OoOoh! The grave of "the unknown woman"!
Huh. Would suck to be her!
Lucy: C'mon, we've got a clock tower to clean...
[clock tower door opening and closing]
[sad music] [thunder and rainfall]
Late Guy: Oh no, rain! I hope this doesn't make me late for work!
Because we're in a GIANT CLOCK!
Ben: OoOoOo! Kate: She said "clock".
Huh...?
Hey! What does this lever do?! Lucy: NoOoOo!
[wham]
DON'T touch that lever!
Aww but-
DO NOT pull that lever!
Ugh. Fine!
I'll pull THIS lever!
Ben: Ngh!
[ominous whirring and rumbling]
All: Uh oh!
[pop]
[baby lucy crying]
Uh oooh...