LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -- WILL FERRELL.
♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT IS SO NICE TO BE BACK HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
NEW YORK CITY IN THE HOUSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GET YOUR HANDS UP. GET YOUR HANDS UP.
IS THIS A THING THAT PEOPLE STILL DO?
I DON'T KNOW. IT DOESN'T MATTER.
IT DOESN'T MATTER. [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE I WAS SAYING, IT IS SO GREAT TO BE BACK HERE IN STUDIO
8-H. I WAS A CAST MEMBER FOR SEVEN
YEARS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I CHERISHED EVERY MOMENT THAT I WAS HERE.
REALLY SOME OF THE BEST TIMES THAT I -- I'M SORRY.
ONE SECOND. EXCUSE ME.
BUT YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE RYAN REYNOLDS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YEAH.
I GET THAT A LOT. >> IS IT YOU?
>> YES, IT'S ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH. WOW.
OKAY. COOL.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW. >> THANK YOU.
I'M A BIG FAN. >> BIG FAN OF ME?
>> YEAH. >> OH, OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> FINE.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO BE HERE.
YEAH. OKAY.
SO, WHERE WERE WE? [ LAUGHTER ]
I -- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE.
GOD, RYAN REYNOLDS IS HERE. [ APPLAUSE ]
50 FEET AWAY. COOL, COOL.
OKAY. SORRY.
YOU GOOD? >> YES, I'M GOOD.
I'M JUST HERE TO ENJOY THE SHOW. >> YES, OF COURSE.
ANYWAY, ALWAYS GREAT TO BE HACK IN NEW BLORK.
NEW YORK. NEW YORK.
SPEAK ENGLISH MUCH? [ LAUGHTER ]
GOT MILK? [ LAUGHTER ]
IS IT REALLY YOU? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YES, IT'S ME. >> AND YOU CAME TO THE SHOW
BECAUSE -- >> TO SEE YOU.
LIKE I SAID, WE'RE BIG FANS. >> WE'RE?
LIKE WE? WHO'S WE?
>> MY WIFE AND I. >> YOU MEAN BLAKE LIVELY?
>> YES. >> AND SHE'S WATCHING, TOO?
>> YEAH. SHE'S AT HOME, BUT YEAH.
>> AND SHE LIKES ME, TOO? >> PROBABLY MORE THAN ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY.
THAT'S NOT TOO SHABBY. [ LAUGHTER ]
GREAT. FUN.
TSA PRECHECK. WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ] SORRY.
WHAT AM I SAYING? OKAY.
SO, ANYWAY, I WAS SAYING NEW YORK CITY IN THE HOUSE.
I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THAT PHRASE "IN THE HOUSE."
LIKE ALL OF NEW YORK CITY COULD, YOU KNOW, FIT INTO ONE HOUSE.
IMAGINE THE LINE FOR THE BATHROOM.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WILL?
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP LOOKING AT ME, OKAY?
>> AM I? IS IT TOO MUCH?
>> IT'S -- IT'S A LITTLE MUCH. YEAH.
♪ BACKSTREET'S BACK ALL RIGHT ♪
>> WHAT? WHY WOULD I SAY THAT?
WHY? WHY WOULD I SAY THAT IN FRONT OF
RYAN REYNOLDS. YOU WOULD NEVER MESS UP LIKE
THAT, WOULD YOU? >> CAN YOU JUST PRETEND I'M NOT
HERE? >> NO WAY.
IT'S TOO LATE. I'M LOCKED IN.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE THE REST OF THE
AUDIENCE HAS DISAPPEARED. >> WILL, JUST DO THE MONOLOGUE.
>> NO. THE MONOLOGUE IS TERRIBLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT
TERRIBLE? RYAN REYNOLDS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] RYAN REYNOLDS.
HE TOOK "DEADPOOL" FROM SCRAP HEAP AND TURNED IT INTO BOX
OFFICE GOLD. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> ARE YOU IMPERSONATING TRACY MORGAN?
>> WHENEVER I GET NERVOUS, I GO INTO TRACY MORGAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] IN FACT, I DELIVERED MY WEDDING
VOWS IN THIS VOICE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS SO NERVOUS. IT WAS A BIG DAY.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. DON'T DO THAT.
>> WILL PHARRELL CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS.
>> I JUST WANTED TO ENJOY THE SHOW.
PLEASE STOP ADDRESSING ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> RYAN REYNOLDS, LISTEN TO ME! THE PROPHECY MUST BE FULFILLED.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS WILL FERRELL.
>> PHARRELL. >> HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS TO
DO. I SUCKLED FROM HIS COMEDY BOSOM.
>> AND LIKE A YOUNG LUKE SKYWALKER --
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> -- HE FILLED ME WITH
STRENGTH. IT'S PUPPY DOGS AND GUM DROPS.
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> THE PROPHECY!
OH, MY GOODNESS, THANK YOU, TRACY.
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. >> ANYTHING FOR YOU, PHARRELL.
IF YOU TALK LIKE ME AGAIN I'M GOING TO BUST YOUR ASS.
>> AS YOU SHOULD. WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. KING PRINCESS IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SO, DON'T GO AWAY.
♪ BACKSTREET'S BACK ALL RIGHT ♪