- I NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
I SEE THERE'S TOILET PAPER HERE AND OTHER THINGS.3
- DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT. COME AROUND HERE.
I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD DO AS A KID.
SO YOU REMEMBER A KID SCIENCE EXPERIMENT,
WHERE YOU WOULD TAKE A BUCKET AND SWING IT OVER YOUR HEAD
WITH WATER IN IT?
- MM-MM. - OH, OKAY.
THEN THIS GETS TO BE A FIRST FOR YOU.
I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GONNA ENJOY IT.
SO HERE, WATCH THIS, SO I'VE GOT THIS BUCKET,
AND YOU JUST TAKE A PIECE OF MOM'S TUPPERWARE,
AND YOU DRILL HOLES IN IT, AND THEN YOU PUT ROPES ON IT,
SO THAT'S PERFECT, AND NOW THIS IS GREAT.
SO YOU'RE GONNA HANG ON HERE LIKE THIS,
AND THEN I WANT YOU TO SWING IT BACK AND FORTH
REALLY HARD AND THEN JUST SWING IT UP AND OVER YOUR HEAD.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
- OKAY. - OKAY, YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS.
- OKAY. - OKAY, READY?
- ALL RIGHT, SO IT'S BACK AND FORTH LIKE THIS.
- YES, AND THEN JUST GIVE IT ENOUGH ENERGY.
IT CALLED CENTRIFUGAL FORCE.
GIVE IT-- UP AND OVER THE TOP.
GO, GO, GO.
YES. YEAH, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
WOW.
YOU COULD GO CRAZY IF YOU WANT.
I'M SORRY. - YEAH.
- WAS THAT KIND OF FUN? - IT'S FUN.
- AND SO--BUT I WAS THINKING THIS MIGHT BE MORE FUN
IF WE DID IT THIS WAY, SO HERE'S THE GLASS,
AND SO I'M JUST GONNA HAVE YOU HANG ONTO THIS.
OKAY, SO HERE, ABOUT THAT MUCH.
GOOD. HANG ONTO THAT.
AND THEN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE FUN
IF WE DID IT WITH A HOOP,
SO NOW YOU JUST PUT IT HERE LIKE THIS,
AND NOW WE JUST SWING IT AROUND, ALL RIGHT?
- UH-HUH, YEP.
- ALL RIGHT, SO HERE WE GO LIKE THIS.
- OKAY. - HUP.
NICE.
SEE, A LITTLE PRACTICE.
THIS IS WHAT A COLLEGE DEGREE WILL GET YOU.
GOT IT.
OKAY, OKAY, WATCH THIS ONE. - YEAH, YOU DO IT.
- I'VE BEEN PRACTICING THIS ONE HERE.
WATCH THIS. WATCH THIS.
HUP.
NICE. - WOW, THAT'S NICE.
- CHECK THIS OUT. - YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
- WATCH THIS. BOOM.
OKAY, WATCH THIS.
AHH, LIKE THIS.
SEE, LIKE THAT. ISN'T THAT AWESOME?
- YEP. - I CAN'T STOP, THOUGH.
RIGHT HERE, WATCH THIS. HUP.
- HUP.
- TADA. - WOW.
- YES, MY LADY. TADA.
- IT'S LIKE TOM CRUISE IN "COCKTAIL."
- CHEERS.
I KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS WONDERED, HOW DOES AN AIRPLANE FLY?
- YEP. - PFFT, WHO HASN'T?
SO--SO THE SECRET IS BERNOULLI'S PRINCIPLE.
- MM-HMM. - OKAY.
SO--AND THE BEST WAY TO SHOW THAT IS WITH TOILET PAPER.
SO NOW WATCH THIS.
IF YOU WANT THE AIRPLANE TO FLY OR THE TOILET PAPER
TO SHOOT UP IN THE AIR,
YOU WOULD THINK THAT YOU WOULD JUST BLOW UNDERNEATH LIKE THAT.
AND SEE HOW IT SHOOTS UP IN THE AIR?
- YES. - BUT CHECK THIS OUT.
IF YOU BLOW OVER THE TOP,
BERNOULLI SAID THAT FAST-HOLDING AIR CREATES LOW PRESSURE.
IT WILL LIFT IT UP LIKE THIS, OKAY?
HERE, WATCH THIS.
SEE, YOU JUST DID IT.
- YEAH. - ISN'T THAT AWESOME?
- YEAH.
DID NOT KNOW THAT.
- WELL, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL I'VE GOT.
- OKAY. - SO...
[laughter]
I'VE BEEN ON 15 TIMES, AND THIS IS...
- THIS IS YOUR BEST ONE YET.
- THANKS. - THAT'S GREAT.
- OH, HERE, I'VE GOT THIS.
SO HERE, I WAS THINKING WITH A HAIR DRIER--
HERE, YOU CAN HOLD IT LIKE THIS HERE.
SO JUST HOLD ON, AND NOW CHECK THIS OUT.
WATCH THIS FAST-MOVING CREATES AN AREA OF LOW PRESSURE.
ISN'T THAT KIND OF COOL?
- YEP.
- SO YOU CAN KIND OF REEL IT OUT A LITTLE BIT LIKE THIS TOO.
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.
IT'S...IT'S PRETTY MUCH-- THAT WHAT I GOT.
- RIGHT.
- BUT THEN I WAS THINKING, IF YOU COULD JUST MAKE IT BIGGER,
SO THIS IS GREAT, BECAUSE WHEN YOU T.P. A HOME,
IT TAKES SO LONG TO DO IT...
- OH, PLEASE.
- AND IF YOU COULD DO IT FAST AND LEAVE...
- YES, SO MUCH BETTER.
- THEN THE POLICE DON'T SHOW. ALL RIGHT, SO WATCH THIS.
SO YOU JUST TAKE A PAINT ROLLER,
AND YOU KIND OF ROLL IT OUT THIS WAY.
SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THIS,
AND SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TURN THAT ON,
AND JUST KIND OF AIM IT THERE.
OH, THAT'S PERFECT.
THAT'S A REALLY GOOD ONE
TAKE THIS ONE.
HERE, TRY THIS ONE. READY?
HERE, DO THAT WAY.
I'LL DO IT THIS WAY, ALL RIGHT?
THERE YOU GO.
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
THAT'S PERFECT. - YEAH.
- SO...BAM.
- YEAH.
- SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO GET THE REALLY CHEAP STUFF, ALL RIGHT?
- HAS TO BE THIN.
- WELL, IT HAS TO BE LIKE SANDPAPER, ALL RIGHT,
SO NOBODY WOULD EVER WANT IT, BUT THAT'S A LOT.
SO I WAS KIND OF THINKING IF THAT WAS FUN,
IF YOU COULD GET A BUNCH OF FRIENDS...
BUT I DON'T REALLY HAVE THAT MANY FRIENDS.
SO COME ON OVER THIS WAY.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
- ALL RIGHT.
- THERE ARE 60 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER HERE
HOOKED UP TO 60 LEAF BLOWERS.
AND IT THINK DANIEL BERNOULLI, WHO DIED IN THE 1700s,
WOULD BE PROUD, RIGHT?
BECAUSE WHEN YOU FLIP THE SWITCH,
THEY'RE ALL GONNA GO AT ONCE, ALL RIGHT?
- OKAY.
AND HERE, I HAVE THIS SWITCH RIGHT HERE.
AND SO THIS IS YOURS.
NO, NO, NO, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT.
WE AT THE VERY END ARE GONNA ROLL IT ALL BACK UP.
- OH, WE ARE?
- AND WE'RE GONNA GET IT RIGHT BACK TO THE HOLIDAY INN,
WHERE WE TOOK IT, ALL RIGHT?
- OH, OKAY, GREAT. - SO IT'S...
AND THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN THIS AUDIENCE.
WELL, OKAY, YOU READY FOR THIS?
- YES.
- OKAY, KIND OF HELP ME WITH THIS.
I'M GONNA DO A THREE, TWO, ONE,
AND THEN YOU JUST KIND OF FLIP IT ON.
FAST-MOVING AIR CREATES LOW PRESSURE, BAM.
READY? HERE WE GO. THREE, TWO, ONE.
FLIP IT ON.
[speaking indistinctly]
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO A SHOW BEFORE.
HEY, SHUT IT OFF.
SHUT IT OFF.
- THIS IS SO GOOD.
[cheers and applause]
- I THINK BERNOULLI WOULD BE PROUD OF US.