• From being forced to not wear pants to school, to being tied to a tree, the Planet
Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest
punishments our parents ever gave us.
I’m Zaraganba and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Poppletron Ladybot One time, when she was younger, Ladybot decided
to feed the birds.
She grabbed some cereal and opened the window, then proceeded to throw handfuls of cereal
outside.
When her mom found out what she was doing, she made Ladybot go outside and clean it up
from their planter strip where it had landed.
As punishment for wasting the cereal, she had to use that cereal for breakfast – dirt
and all.
Number 9 was submitted by CaptainBumpy Spinalpalm When Spinalpalm’s dad got tired of him leaving
his toys scattered all over the yard, he told Spinalpalm that he’d tie them around his
neck if he ever did it again.
Spinalpalm didn't think he was serious until he found himself standing in the yard with
a couple of those big ass metal toy trucks hanging around his neck by a string.
His dad let him off after about thirty minutes, but since then he always put his toys away.
Number 8 was submitted by Fancyzebra341 Grgak Back when Grgak was in high school, his class
had an assignment to go out and sell candy bars around their school and to their families.
Grgak managed to collect 60 dollars from his generous parents and relatives.
On the day before he was supposed to give the money away to the school, he came across
a game store.
Being a huge gamer, Grgak really wanted a brand new game that was on sale for only that
day.
There were only a few copies left of the game because it was so popular.
He realized that it could be his last chance, so without thinking Grgak decided to use the
fundraiser money to buy the game.
For a while he thought he had gotten away with it but, not long after, his parents confronted
him with a call from the school saying that he hadn't turned in the money.
They asked him where the money was, to which he showed them the game.
They were mad and told him to return the game, but during the past few days Grgak threw away
the receipt.
For punishment, they dragged him to the kitchen table and sat him down.
They gave him a cup filled with what looked like a smoothie.
His parents told him to drink it, and he took a little sip but immediately stated to gag.
They blended onions and garlic into the smoothie, along with the chocolate that he sold them.
The nasty taste made him want to vomit, but his parents made him drink it anyway.
Grgak was only able to finish half of it before he vomited all over the table.
His parents made him clean up his own puke before sending him to his room.
He then vowed to never spend money that wasn’t his ever again.
Number 7 was submitted by misterpizza_700 MKyleM
When MKyleM was 9 years old, he got punished for talking back to his parents.
So, his weird punishment was that he was forced to go to school without pants.
He only wore a red long sleeve shirt with a black and white t-shirt over it… and his
tighty whities.
He went to school dressed like that for the entire day, and was super embarrassed.
Of course, the whole school started laughing at him.
He had a group of 4 bullies – all older – come up to him and start calling him names
such as ‘tighty whitey boy’ and ‘9 year old no pants.’
MKyleM started crying his eyes out and went to the principal to explain the whole thing.
The principal caught the bullies and they were expelled.
He then gave MKyleM a pair of denim pants to wear for the rest of the day, even though
they were a little tight.
Later that afternoon, everyone in the whole school saw him in the cafeteria and comforted
him.
Number 6 was submitted by imsucha whore CivilSpider Back when he was 7 or 8, CivilSpider lived
in Jamaica, and one day his mom sent him and his cousin to a store to buy themselves lunch.
They had like 300 Jamaican dollars with them.
After buying all the stuff, they had 100 Jamaican dollars remaining.
So, CivilSpider took that money and, like an idiot, spent it all on sweets.
When they went back home, his mom found out and brought him over to a tree and tied him
to it.
She left him there for a few hours, crying for mercy until she finally released him.
From then on CivilSpider wasn't really interested in sweets anymore.
Number 5 was submitted by EnclaveSergeant Sweetcommando
The weirdest punishment Sweetcommando’s parents ever gave him was when he had to go
outside and pick up every little stick, leaf, and loose piece of grass.
He was out all day doing that… but it only got better.
After that, they made him clean the entire house with only a sponge, and said that everything
had to look “brand new.”
Then, Sweetcommando had to cook dinner, wash the dishes and cut and squash strawberries
so his mother could make a pie.
Needless to say, he never did anything bad again.
Number 4 was submitted by Youtookthem Gooby Gooby and her sister, Snewpee, were fighting
about who should get the last piece of candy.
Their mom walked in on them fighting and, after a few minutes of watching them fight,
said, "That's enough!
You two are going to stop fighting!"
The punishment was for Gooby to go to the coldest room in the house with nothing on,
while Snewpee’s was to go to the hottest room in the house and wear all the jackets
they had.
Number 3 was submitted by Captinbannana87 Jameshark
When Jameshark was younger, his parents would leave him with his grandmother.
Sometimes he would throw fits like every young kid does, but she had no patience whatsoever.
So, when he misbehaved she would put him against a wall and he would have to put a quarter
between his nose and the wall.
Jameshark would have to stand there for an hour and, if the quarter moved, he’d get
a spanking.
She did that to him because her strict dad did it to her, too.
Number 2 was submitted by TamenAbussos Legna When Legna was in 8th grade, he just couldn't
keep his grades up.
His parents had made numerous attempts to right the issue, such as tutoring and even
testing for learning disabilities.
All had failed, much like his scores.
So, his dad decided that it was time for a new approach.
He punished Legna by making him stand on a street corner with a sign displaying his grades.
Legna actually chose this punishment over the other option, which was to forgo his cell
phone for two weeks.
Soon after, his family got a visit from Child Protective Services, who wanted to check on
Legna’s well-being after word spread about the strange punishment.
Number 1 – What was the weirdest punishment my parents ever gave me?