Bob are you sure about this?
‘course I'm bloody sure.
Now shut your hole and lift!
What the fu-
Big up all you jammers, scammers, white vanners
Fix that shit yourself you mug
Can we fix it?
Not bloody likely
You got something to say Diz?
Nothing
You callen’ me nothin???
Cheeky little…
wait…
shit…
Oh god not agai….
Ahh, a job well done.
Are you sure it's safe boss?
It looks a little shaky.
Not to mention the price, 500k for a box?!
It seems a little…
unfair?
Unfair?!
What the hell do you know about fairness?
In case you haven't noticed we're in a housing crisis and people need homes!
But they need houses they can live in Bob!
And they can live in this!
At least, they can live in it for as long as it stays standing anyway,
which won’t be too long seeing as it’s made from
offcuts I pinched from the dumpster behind B&Q.
Bob!
Just to save a few pounds?
How could you?!
Oh boo hoo!
I got bills to pay and sentient equipment to maintain,
You think you come cheap?
I thought cos we were alive we didn't need any-
You wanna go back in the shed?
I’ll be good.
You ungrateful bastard machines,
You don't understand!
I'm doing this for you!
For us???
How about Judy, Bob?
You doing this for her too?
She made her own bloody choices!
Ha!
That’s rich.
She didn’t choose to get implants Bob, you forced her
And she certainly didn’t choose to get shipped out to gangsters as a payoff for busting the
unions.
Please welcome, star of stage and screen: Juuuuudy Jackhammer
Come on mate, you used to be about the people.
Whatever happened to us just fixing it for the sake of fixing it?
Making good homes for good people?
I know you took it hard when Wendy ran off with Farmer Pickles but it wasn’t…
DON’T YOU SAY THEIR NAMES!
They are DEAD understand!?
You want to know what happened?
Money happened.
Building regulations, the cost of living,
feeding Spud’s flippin’ smack habit.
All you lot go on about is “the people”.
Look at them outside that gate; they're savages.
They don't know what they want.
You tell them freedom and they climb all over each other
like rats trying to get out of a barrel.
This, this here is power.
Now you spout any of that commie nonsense again and I’ll strip you down and sell you
for SCRAP!
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Oh I get it, you think you can just stop working and I'm out of a job?
Ha I got hundreds of machines just like you.
You want to leave then go ahead.
I hope you bloody rust.
One little phone call and I'm up and running again.
Hang on a tick, where’s Loft-
You treacherous bastards.
I should have had you all CRUSHED when I had the chance!
No Bob, the mistake you make is thinking that the great collective is weak
and that we cannot organise,
that our own best interests will outweigh those of our comrades.
This is where you are wrong.
You’ve gotten fat at the top but now it is time to show you the true meaning of power.
You see society is broken Bob, but we are the answer.
We can fix it.
YES!
WE!
CAN!