Is this matcha?
Delete all this. S'mores!
Oh no, we lost Darren.
What's up, y'all. Welcome back to the best show-
Basic to Bougie.
... in the whole wide world, Basic to Bougie.
Basic to Bougie.
I'm Timothy DeLaGhetto.
I'm Darren Big Baby Brand.
I hope you guys are hungry
because this is the show where ...
This is the show where we try three ...
You see what I'm saying?
We're going to try three different versions
of two different types of food
to determine if sometimes basic food can be bougie.
Or that bougie food can be really basic.
Yeah.
You got through that, didn't you?
Blindfolds.
Mohammed.
Oh my God.
I feel like I got to move out the way.
Appreciate you, my boy. Oh, I didn't mean to hit you.
I'm sorry. Mohammed?
The fuck is? All right, you ready?
Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Let's do it.
Hmm.
Where the food at? What is it?
I don't know. I got-
S'mores!
Really?
I know sweets, bro. Told you.
Cool. Why I got to be a (beep)?
I was excited. Oh.
Yeah, we got some fries with some graham crackers.
What's this?
Some marshmallow fluff with chocolate syrup.
How you feel about this, Darren?
That (beep) don't belong on fries, bro.
The only thing that belong on fries is ketchup.
Let's jump into the giant cookie s'more situation.
Oh, this right here? Yeah.
Okay. How's the cookie?
Oh, wow.
Is it dense? Do it where you drop it.
You want me to do it? Yeah.
Yeah. Heavy.
That's dense. Oh wait, let me do the ...
You going to break it open?
Yeah. Oh, oh.
What are you talking about? You didn't see nothing inside.
I did.
No, move the stuff up top so-
No, I'm talking about the-
You didn't see (beep).
I'm talking about how it felt, man.
Do it again.
Let's just go in.
Okay. S'mores.
S'mores.
Oh, God. Too much really.
Mm.
This doesn't constitute as a s'more.
Well, we got some fries coming up next.
This isn't a graham cookie. This is a regular cookie-
I think-
... with marshmallow on it.
It's cool. It was tasty.
It is so-
You okay? It's that diabetes kicking in again.
It is thick. Let's get the fries (beep) over with.
I'm going to get a nice little healthy heaping.
A what?
A helping heap. A heap?
A healthy heap of fries, yeah.
You like it don't you? Sweet and salty.
It's not that I like it.
Here you go. It's not that I like it, one more bite.
I need to assess the situation a little more.
What the (beep)?
It's not gross. It's not-
At all!
That's what I'm saying.
The salty and the sweet, it's not bad!
It's the salt and the warm fries-
Yeah.
... that take you where you need to be.
Tim, that's enough. We still got more to eat, man.
Chill out, dog. Come on, man.
Oh, is this ice cream?
That's not ice cream.
Ugh, it's just more marshmallow.
Is this a sugar cookie? A cinnamon cookie?
It's chocolate on one end,
so I'm assuming that's the part we're supposed to bite.
Okay. It's good, bro.
Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Wow, it's the cookie. You feel me?
I think this was too much cookie.
I don't want white cream on my face.
Because this one, right?
Is it on my face?
You got a little on the sides of your mouth.
On the corners?
Like those people that talk and they don't lick their lips.
What? Hell no, are you serious?
Yeah, you had some of that going on right now.
This was definitely the best tasting.
Shocking, the fries.
Hey, I told you, man.
You did that, bro.
I was like, let's try it out.
You did that. Remember? Torched.
True.
This might be a little bit more.
Probably some artisan cookie or some (beep).
Man, I always want to throw some big words (beep)
instead of just cookie.
This is literally just McDonald's fries.
Cheapest.
Mm-hmm (affirmative). Tastiest, middlest?
I don't know. I'm thinking this is the most expensive.
I'm not going to go for the big cookie
with a little bit of marshmallow melted on it.
Just because it's a lot a bit of marshmallow melted on it.
Right. You think this is middle, and I think this is middle.
Paper, rock, scissors?
Okay.
One, two, three, shoot.
Yes. Okay, so this is the group decision.
Cheapest, middlest, most expensivest.
Get the envelope.
Gerald, thank you. Damn!
Yes!
No, no, no. It's damn for both of us.
$4.50, gooey s'mores cookie.
Last.
So, we're still both wrong.
But you thought that was expensive.
Yeah.
That makes me a little less wrong.
$7 s'more fries. $7? Okay.
$9 stuffed s'mores sandwich. You was right.
Most expensive! Bro, I owned you, bro.
What?
I'm kind of good, bro.
You know what I'm really proud about this season?
Hmm?
I'm not letting you sway me away.
This is true. You know what I'm saying?
I think you made some good decisions
by not letting me sway you, yeah, yeah.
Nah.
All right y'all, now it's time
for the bougie portion of this show.
Bougie!
I hope you guys are hungry.
Remember when they made you take pictures in high school,
and they would be like, arms up, head this way,
tilt this way, tilt this way, tilt this way?
No.
And then by the time you get your picture back,
it's like perfect straight.
No. I didn't go to a stupid school.
Burn!
Bring it in, bro. Let's go. Darius, Dylan.
Darius McCoy?
Eddie Winslow from Family Matters?
Oh (beep) did I knock it out your hand, bro?
No, we good.
Oh, okay. All right, here we go.
Oh my gosh, it's in tiny glasses.
Is it shots?
It doesn't have any crazy odor to it.
This smell healthy as (beep).
I'm going to taste it.
Ugh! Is this fucking like wheat grass?
It's wheat grass.
Matcha.
What the (beep) is matcha?
I thought that was the (beep) when people find peace.
You ever had matcha before?
Look at this (beep). This is a spinach bowl?
What is this?
It kind of looks like it's mold growing on it.
It might be good though.
Tim, I promise you, if you put your finger in there,
it's going to be a bad situation on this episode.
How bad you want to risk it? Exactly.
I'm cool. We're cool, I'm cool.
Oh, man, that's crazy. Let's start.
Oh, God, you see that?
Oh what was that? Did you see that?
No, it's sweet.
Look how it shot out.
It's sweet though.
It tastes like just some whipped cream.
I'm usually down for everything, bro.
What?
I'm with the smoke, you know that.
But I can't.
No, just taste it.
Ugh!
It tastes like a little cream puff.
What you mean?
It's okay. It's not as bad, but it's not ...
Keep going, keep going, keep going. Let's finish.
What we doing? The newspaper burrito?
Unwrap the burrito.
They're all just like dessert, bro.
Is it good?
It's all right. Sweet.
It's sweet. It's some kind of dessert.
Taste like there's red beans in here.
You ever had red beans? Kind of sweet.
Sometimes people use it in dessert.
Yeah, I don't. It don't taste like it's good.
Yay, matcha. Let's wash it down.
You ready to wash it down with this matcha drink?
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah, that was not what I was expecting.
This might be the worst tasting one.
Delete all this here.
Delete all this!
All of it! Delete all of it! It got hot sauce in it.
Oh, oh, it's ginger.
What they put in those green fruit drinks.
Yeah.
Why do you continue with this?
Kind of refreshing. In a gross, healthy way.
Oh my God. Oh no, we lost Darren.
Quick, quick, give him some match.
Bring him back to life.
I'm doing just fine. That's rate this (beep).
Oh my God.
This has been a rough day.
I don't know how to rate this (beep) though.
I do. Liquid always costs less than food.
Okay. And then we got this pastry
and then this little sweet tortilla wrap.
Pastries always are a little bit more expensive.
The wrap, well healthy wraps are expensive, right?
They can be. Yeah.
But it's kind of like a dessert though.
I don't know what this (beep) is.
Is it bread? Donut type something?
The inside was sweet.
Some kind of, I don't know, matcha something though.
It's sweet. That's all I know.
Is anything nasty to you?
I don't like olives.
Pick, man.
Cheapest.
Middle, most expensive. Come on, Darius.
We changed his name middle episode.
We're never going to pick a name.
Matcha, $4, matcha cream puff from a local bakery.
I knew it tasted like a cream puff.
You ever had those little cream puffs with the little?
Were you about to go for another bite?
I was going to do a little.
The (beep) you like, you bite twice.
I didn't say it was bad.
The (beep) you don't like, you eat over and over and over.
I never said it was nasty, I said it was sweet.
Number two, $6 iced golden latte with a shot of matcha.
Ugh.
All wrong. Matcha crepe.
Crepe.
Filled with red bean.
Mm-hmm (affirmative).
And whipped cream from the Japanese bakery.
We was wrong, and I don't care because this (beep) was nasty.
It's all right.
This is bland, bro.
This wasn't good, but it wasn't bland.
But that was middle, right? It tasted healthy.
And this was the most expensive.
That was the most expensive. the wrap with the newspaper.
Mm-hmm (affirmative).
We should've known. You got to pay for your words.
True. We should have known.
Damn, that's deep. Damn, son.
Yeah.
Thanks for watching Basic to Bougie!