- We are not on this show because of Ryan and Shane.
- Well I saw some stuff happening on the internet there.
- Stuff happened.
- Ryan and Shane were taking some liberties
with my likeness, yeah I'm here to say something about it.
(dramatic music)
- Okay so we're playing The Sims today.
- I think we're going to begin with Steven?
- What, No.
- Do you want to build Andrew?
- Do I have to leave for this?
- Yeah.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Can I take a picture of you first?
And then-
- No, you have to rely on your own brain.
Because if your brain sucks then that's part of the story.
Paint a picture right now. - Alright, hold up.
Snapshot.
(camera noise)
- You have the side profile
Alright well we'll see you very soon.
Bye. - Have fun.
See you later. - We've already
killed off Andrew.
We build Andrew.
There's nothing that I have been more ready for in my life.
After having eaten hundreds of meals with Andrew.
Traveling all across the world.
Some of the most romantic meals, unfortunately.
I haven't spent much time looking at Andrew to be honest.
- You haven't looked
at his face? - No.
I look at the food.
- There's nothing that I have been
more ready for in my life.
Do these people who make these characters go on memory?
- The Ghoul Boys, they both looked at Instagram.
- So I'm better than the Ghoul Boys,
so I'm just going to do it on memory.
I'm sorry Andrew.
He's got cat-like eyes, a little bit on the
more mischievous side. - Mm, okay.
- How do I change the colors.
Oh that's good.
What color are his eyes?
I have no idea what color (laughs).
There it is.
Generically blueish eyes I think.
Wait what?
I'm dragging his eyes?
Oh that's not him.
No no no no no no.
Yeah.
I hate to say it but Andrew is the
good looking one on this show.
So let's make him ugly though.
(Kelsey laughs)
When you first meet Andrew he's kind of intimidating.
- Yes. - Cause he just looks at you.
Let me see if I can make him more intimidating.
Oh no that's a little bit too sultry.
Oh that's about right.
He's got the permanent 5 o'clock shadow going on.
Not this.
Definitely not that.
Where do you find the scruff?
That is Andrew when we've traveled for two weeks.
No, Nah.
Let's do this.
We're traveling in the middle of Antarctica.
We're eating ice food.
Ice people food.
And he hasn't shaved for two months.
This is Andrew.
How do I make him uglier?
I just want to make him.
You know what I take all of that back,
let's make him good looking.
(Kelsey laughs)
He's a nice guy.
Me and Andrew have got to stick together.
'Cause the Ghoul Boys have been going after us.
We can't be creating divisions within our own team.
This nose, he has like a kind of smaller more, again,
a cat-like nose, I don't know how to describe it.
It's appropriate that he loves cats.
They're his favorite animal.
And he finds cats wherever we go.
We'll be in Japan, we'll be in Korea and he'll
(snaps) like ah it's a cat.
He should be cat man. - Maybe his is cat man.
- Let's make the eyes more catty then.
Cat eye, like the make up cat.
- Cat eye?
Eugene has eyeliner on in The Sims.
- I'm pretty sure Eugene has eyeliner on in real life.
Oh ho ho.
Here we are.
Andrew does wear a hat on occasion.
He wears a Worth It hat.
It's a dead cat.
Uh no.
Oh, you know Andrew loves this color.
Let's do it.
Alright, done.
Let's change the color of his hair.
Can I go no hat first so I can see his hair?
Oh, hey.
That looks kinda like my hair.
Okay comb over.
Yes.
I feel like this was Andrew 10 years ago.
(metal music)
And then something happened.
Okay so we're in Antarctica.
- Okay.
- No razor.
His hair on the top of his head has frozen over.
So he has no hair left.
We're going no hair Andrew.
I'm sorry, we're eating ice food.
This is how it is.
No hair for you.
Can I do that?
Is that okay?
- You know, this is your creation of what Andrew looks like.
I will say the side by side will look very odd.
(Steven laughs)
- Oh, oh.
- I think at this point you're just making a Sim.
I don't know if you're really making Andrew now.
- Okay okay okay, you're right, you're right.
I'll be nice.
- That one looks pretty good.
- It's too much hair for him he hasn't had this much hair.
This one, there it is.
So I got the hair right, the cat eye is throwing me off.
Hey, what up guys, I'm Andrew.
Wait that, this doesn't look like him though.
You know what it is, the beard is really throwing me.
The eyebrows too are not right.
Yeah they're more furrowed.
Okay, alright.
We're getting there.
How do I make his face less muscular?
- Huh?
- It's like very broad his face looks like an egg.
Alright we're getting there.
So it doesn't look exactly
like Andrew right now I will admit.
But let's move on to the other body parts and try to
build everything else first.
So I've never seen Andrew wear a tank like this.
He does have an orange shirt.
He either wears all blue or an
orange and white striped shirt with black jeans.
Oh he would never wear that though.
Hmm, No no no.
Too stylish for Andrew.
I'm going to put on some jeans.
Yes, Yes.
I've seen him roll up his pants like this.
The little dweeb.
There it is.
Okay, if you took Andrew's shirt and then put
on a jacket from Adam you would get this.
This is beautiful, this is starting
to look a little bit like Andrew.
The one I know and love.
This does not look like Andrew.
What makes Andrew beautiful
is not what is on the outside it's what on the inside.
Can I give him a good heart or something?
He's got these sick boots, yeah.
Alright no cat eye.
Bye Catdrew.
- He'll be a cat in our hearts.
- Okay something is wrong.
- Yeah, Like a lot.
(Steven laughs)
- I mean you're doing great.
- I'm not better than the Ghoul Boys.
I'm pulling out my Instagram phone.
Andrew just got Instagram.
- Andrew just got Instagram?
- It's been five years of people begging him
to get Instagram and he finally did it.
- Wow.
- Gotta say I was definitely part of the process of helping
encourage so I got to take a little bit of the credit.
Go follow Andrew on Instagram.
- Yeah go follow Andrew.
- The only problem is you won't find
much Andrew content on there.
It's just photos of other things.
Or him very small in other things.
I nailed the scruff I did not nail the eyes.
Wow you don't realize the small details of people until
you start putting them on Sims.
- True.
- That is a blessing.
He's got a little bit of a bigger nose.
That suits him because he's good at smelling stuff.
There it is.
Wow Andrew is very difficult to create on Sims.
He's got hazel eyes, wow I totally did not know that.
You don't realize how weird Andrew's head shape is.
Andrew is a sweaty boy, can we ask him to sweat?
(Kelsey laughs)
- I don't think you ask that. - Dang.
I kind of like this Andrew.
- Alright. - As it is.
- Alright let's dive into his personality then.
- Like this is not Andrew right?
This is Andrew 2.0.
- And then you get to pick his aspiration, what does
he want out of life.
You can also pick personality traits.
- Oh sometimes when we're filming it feels like all he
wants to do is play with a cat.
He just got a cat too.
- Oh ho ho.
- We'll make him an animal lover.
Have fun when eating good food
becoming uncomfortable when eating bad food.
Watch cooking shows for ideas.
This is Andrew.
Double cat.
(Steven laughs)
He is a loner but that's kinda obvious.
He is mean, but because he cares about you.
This is it, a little thing about Andrew
is when we're driving around.
We always have to cut this out because nobody cares
but he's always the kind of guy who's like oh
look at that building you know like, what about it?
Just look at, isn't it nice?
Or look at that tree.
- That's nice.
That's so wholesome.
- So we'll give him the outdoors and honestly,
in about 20 years I could see him
escaping to the middle of nowhere.
Building his own cabin and just living by a pond.
You know you're true friends with him
if you can spell his last name.
And I did it. - That's very impressive.
- Ilnyckyj.
Can you imagine if this was his voice?
(sim speaking in funny voice)
- No.
- There it is.
And then what are these?
- That's like their age.
- Oh okay.
He's obviously the elder, oh wait but his hair changed.
(Steven laughs)
- He's an old man.
- Too far.
- Maybe young adult, that was what you had before.
- He's so old inside.
- Then make him an adult then.
- What do you think?
- I think we learned a lot about Andrew.
Which is definitely the goal.
- Andrew Ilnyckyj, you're a Sim.
- Now we get to move him into whatever house we want.
- He wants to live further away from people
toward the water.
Let's go to like the middle of nowhere
Forgotten Hollow?
- So he's moving into a spooky house.
- Oh it's a spooky house.
- Well it's you know the vampires live there.
- Oh shoot.
- You don't want him to live with vampire neighbors?
- Oh that's fine.
Yeah, that's very normal.
Very Ilnyckyj-ish.
We did it. - Ready to show him?
(Steven breathes nervously)
- Alright Andrew, I had some plans for this and big plans
for you and then I realized it looked nothing like you.
- You did a bad job?
- I just took some creative liberties.
- You took creative liberties with my likeness.
- Not your like, yes, yes I did.
- So this is you.
- What the hell is that? - Wait no no put
the outfit back on.
The other one, the other one.
- I'm looking at the head only,
the outfit is not gonna save it.
This looks nothing like me I'm sorry.
- What?
(cash register kachings)
I did my best.
- Would you like to change some bits?
- Can you just do it?
Can you?
- Wow. - Do you think this
looks like me.
Am I just crazy, is this just cause
I'm too familiar with my own face?
Can we rotate the face?
- No it gets worse as you rotate it.
- Oh God.
- Let's fix it, let's fix it.
- Just use the fan generated one.
It is so much better.
- We're going to find a Steven Lim.
(cheering)
- Yes yes, bring him in.
- I'm glad you went first because I was going to be nice.
You're getting wrecked.
(Steven gasps)
- Look I don't mind you destroying my Sim,
but I thought this was a work of art.
Can I see the fan generated one?
What?
- They made your hair a lot lighter.
- What?
That does not look more like you.
- I will say it does not look like me,
but it does look like a cartoon approximation.
Yours just looks like a really different guy.
- This one looks like if somebody
was playing you in a movie.
- Sure.
(laughter)
- No way.
- I will admit it's pretty bad.
- Like the laugh lines are very hard.
I don't laugh that much. - Yeah well that's the laugh
lines are because of the age.
- I look more like Shane right now than real life Andrew.
- What, no.
- Yeah.
Is my hair really that dark, you guys?
- No so look at the options.
Look at the options.
- There was kind of-
- You tell me.
- It was kind of like this.
- I know.
The blonde brown hair in video game choices,
it's a problem I relate very closely to.
- Oh you don't know which.
- Yeah in all the games where I've tried to make something
that looks approximately like myself,
I always have to end up going with like way too blonde.
- Alright let's go blonde.
What ever happened to just good
old appreciation for trying.
Oh God.
- If we just tell people they do a good job all the time
we're just going live in mediocrity.
- I can't wait for you to build me
cause if it sucks you're not going to hear the end of it.
- What's going on with my pants?
- When you get hot in Japan,
I've seen you do that roll thing.
- Yeah I don't do that with boots though.
That's outta control.
I also have a small rounded nose, like that one,
this is actually my nose, sorry.
- Get in there, which one
is your nose? - That nose.
- Hey you know what?
I'm tired of this.
Stop the building okay Kelsey?
Did our best.
We built Andrew Ilnyckyj Sim version the better version
the one that's nicer.
You know what I gave you a few
really nice characteristics than that.
I gave you a pet lover,
a cat lover, outdoors lover.
A food lover.
- I didn't even know those were things.
- Yeah, yeah.
We're changing your mood.
You're going to be the mean old spirited man that lives
in the woods by himself.
And just criticizes Sims.
- That sounds more accurate,
if you made that I would have been very pleased.
- Why don't you build me?
- Okay.
Why don't we end this episode first.
- Okay fine I'll be it.
- Okay.
- Do I give him my review?
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Where it stands right now,
I'd give it like a 6.5 out of 10.
But that is not where it was when I arrived.
I would give that one like a 4 out of 10.
- That's pretty good.
- A 4 out of 10?
- Yeah.
- That's like failing but I could have just given you
50 percent and let you fail but I needed to like make
a point and instead I gave you a 40 percent.
- You could have given me a 1 out of 10 and you gave me
three additional points for effort and I'll take that.
- I still look like my Swedish cousin.
- Next episode you get to make Steven,
and we'll see how it goes.
- I can't wait.
- I would like to hear what other people rate this.
- Yeah please, okay.
- Digital Andrew. - And feel free to make
your own versions at home and tag them #buzzfeedsims
you can check 'em out in the gallery.
- They're not going to make a better version of Andrew
than what I just did.
That's a challenge.