- [whispers] Hey, Merlene? - Hey.
- Can I just talk to you for a quick second?
- Traditionally one works at a job for longer than a few months
before asking for a raise.
- No, I'm not--I'm not asking for a raise.
Um...it's Margaret. - Love her.
- Right, she's also, like, a maniacal con artist/ex-convict.
- She's my best salesperson.
- I have photo evidence-- photo evidence--
that she is selling drugs up in here.
And not these kinds of drugs.
[whispers] Penis drugs.
- [sighs] Follow me.
- I surrender!
- Oh, hey, boo-boo. To what? What are you surrendered to?
A maxi dress?
- Are you in on this?
- There's a CBD store on every block now.
And Nora, I have a family.
- You have two chinchillas, Merlene.
- Yeah, and one of them has diabetes.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
I donated to your GoFundMe, by the way.
- Thank you so much, Margaret. She's...
- MARGARET: Yeah, I'm the best.
Come on, Nora, just join us, okay?
I do the sales. Merlene does the distro.
He gets the goods for the supplies and whatnot.
Ah, come on.
And, like, Oscar, Sad Dad, always has a boner.
- Eew.
- It's a win-win. Come join us.
- No, this is--this is wrong. This is not okay.
- Come on, be cool, be chill. You know, we were lovers once.
She was very chill back then.
- It was a one kiss situation. No tongue.
- It was so much more to me.
I mean...you should see the memories on my phone.
I'm just saying, Nora, lighten up.
We could use your help.
You'd make 2 grand a week.
- ♪
- Iris! What the fuck is that?
We're supposed to wear all black.
- It's camouflage.
- That's flowers! And what the fuck is that?
- A shoehorn.
- What--ah, never mind. It's go time.
- ♪
- GRANDMA: Uh oh.
This dog door's a lot smaller than we thought.
- My bones are soft and pliable because of osteoporosis.
I got this.
I just need Siqi to take care of the dog.
- Here, puppy, puppy, puppy!
- ALL: Oh! - [Chihuahua barks]
- A Chihuahua!
Iris, you're up.
- Lotion bitch time.
- ♪
- Time to shine, Shu Shu.
- BOTH: [grunting]
Boop.
- [house alarm wailing]
- [wailing stops] - [grunts]
[pants]
- ♪
- [hushed chatter in Chinese] IRIS & SIQI: Walk faster!
[chatter continues in Chinese] - IRIS: Go, go!
[chatter continues in Chinese] - SIQI: Don't be so loud!
- [thump, something breaking]
- [overlapping chatter in Chinese]
- ♪
- Oh, what the fuck, Shu Shu?
- Help me!
- [frantic muffled voice]
- Oh, shit. It's a kid.
- It's you. How did you...
Help! Help! Child in danger! Child in danger!
- How do we get him to shut up?
- We do what grandmas do best: feed him.
- Actually, I am pretty hungry.
- Aw, shut up.