[Royalty Free Music]
[Very nice]
Yeah
I'm really excited for the move
I've been watching a lot of Offline TV stuff & I love their works, so I hope they really like me.
(Good luck with that LOL)
Alright guys, I'm proud to announce our newest Offline TV house member---DISGUISED TOAST.
Fed: Toast? Lily: Is there no one we could've used? No one? Poki: Literally?
(When you're an introvert & u came across a family conversation oh wait that's me.)
Honestly, I think they really like me.
So my name is uuhh Disguised Toast.
So in Yu-Gi-Oh, we have a card called SI:7 Agent
and when you play this card he says---"Heh this guy's toast."
Cause he's about to ya know---he's about to kill ya. He's like "You're toast."
and
uuh running joke in the community is like---
Wait---why is he saying "disguised" toast? Is he talking about a piece of toast that's like hidden or something?
And uuhh when I was coming up with a name on youtube I'm like...
Dat wUS aYe Funnee JoKe
I'm gonna take it and I'm gonna make a piece of bread and wear it as a mask.
AaND becoz' ya know, I'm tryna "Disguise" me-self
It's
It's funneh
["It was not" -said the narrator]
LOOK AT THEM, LOOK AT HIS EEYES
"ye if u see the reflection in his glasses, he's watching the stream & in the reflection of that stream's monitor, you can see THROUGH the glasses.
So there was this tournament at PAX East
where it's like literally the top 50 best Yugioh duelist in the world
and I was just--- ya know what? Let's have some fun, let's play some MayMays.
and I ended up beating quite a few pro duelist on my way to..ya know the top 16.
BUTT
It was daylight savings time
there in Boston and I'm not really used to time changes.
[I dunno what Daylight Savings Time is.]
[Look it up.]
[One day your nose will stop working & u will die.]
[Checkmate tumblr]
Did you know that killer whales have small eyes?
[Royalty Free Music]
So I ended up oversleeping
on the big day
and by the time I showed up they were playing
ya know, the top 4.
So it wasn't just like I was an hour late---I was like really REALLY late.
BUTT
it ended up being the biggest story of the tournament.
aaand
again, somehow worked out really well cause everyone made a joke out of it.
He's a big Yugioh streamer.
He started out relatively small.
uuh before he got his identity revealed accidentally.( SURE IT WAS..)
OH MY GAD.
OH MY GAD U GAIS JUST SAW ME FACE
*moans*
NOOOO(100% rel)
I "accidentally" kicked the cord while I was streaming and it kinda rotated the webcam like directly on my face.
I did notice it for...30 seconds but by then it was too late.
People already got videos, ppl got pictures
and one guy like made 20 reddit post.
So yeah, umm
a lot of times people ask me for like certain things
we don't, u know give me XO8Y(what're saying d00d)
I'm gonna EXPOSE ya so---I figured that I'm tired of that stuff.(Vape?)
So I just made a Bideo
Showing the world my
azen face
Bootleg Ryan Higa
OH
MY GAD
I've been wearing that thang for way too long.
And then
he like blew up
[Duelyst is super underrated, you guys should play it]
It all worked out perfectly
a-and yeah
in fact I kinda wish he blackmailed me like---
years earlier so I could've been like working on Twitch & streaman & yootuben like
way longer.
like he's like I think he's top 4
or top 3 Yugioh streamer and that's surprising given his starts.
[An Ostrich has a small brain but FED has none. ]
[It's a fact.]
It's been like 2 days since he's been in the house.
He seems pretty to himself
but like I walked in and he's been doing some weird sh*t. I dunno what's going on.
Don't pretend like you dunno what that is FED, u frickin' ostrich.
[Knock the door next time]
So yeah, I-I do a lot of "research"
UMM
for my
my video content---which is what I was doing
He seems like a really chill guy
yeah
can't w8 to make all those bad toast puns.
0H
wait really
0h
[He's a normie]
ya know wat
[hilarious skit]
[That's not even a toast.]
Fed:oo-ohkay
So, in an effort to try & connect with my house mates more
I'm gonna make a special breakfast for them.
[FED is dumb]
[Oh come on, it's not that bad]
Breathe FED.
Come on.
[ LOL ]
So yeah, I'm really excited to be part of uh
[It's your ostrich face.]
[Because he forgot his untoasted bread.]
Part of big reason I moved out of my mom's basement is cause
ya know
I love Yugioh but
I also wanna do something like---none Yugioh stuff
and living in a house with all these LOL streamers, so we also do like
lifestyle and
just general entertainment. (And freeloading)
Figured it would be a great opportunity to try new things. (Hitting on Poki)
So yeah
that's it about me.
DISGUISED TOAST.
Yugioh streamer.
Hopefully uuh
you'll see me more in Offline TV content.
Please follow me on twitter @DisguisedToast
[Nobody uses MySpace anymore]
/DISGUISED TOAST
And uuh
I don't have a snapchat but if you guys wanna send me some pictures of ya know
Special things
I'll make one & you guys can do that
Alright & of course
like all youtubers I'm gonna tell you guys to
LIKE
here
subscribe here
or here
here?
[I don't need to sub this part.]
[Everybody type in the comments Fed is a dumb ostrich]