- IT IS OCTOBER,
AND THERE ARE TWO THINGS I LOVE TO DO IN OCTOBER:
SCARE PEOPLE AND WATCH PEOPLE GET SCARED.
THOSE ARE MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS,
SO I THOUGHT I'D SHOW YOU A FEW VIDEOS
OF PEOPLE GETTING THE HOO-HA SCARED OUT OF THEM.
THIS IS A-- THIS IS REALLY, REALLY MEAN,
BUT I'LL SHOW IT TO YOU ANYWAY.
IT'S A DAUGHTER SCARING HER MOTHER.
- HOW TO SCARE YOUR MOM.
HEY, MA. - HEY--
[shouts]
- THAT'S MEAN.
THAT'S TOO MEAN. I WOULDN'T--
I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
THIS IS YOUR CLASSIC
"WAIT BEHIND SOMEONE WITH A MASK ON YOUR FACE" SCARE.
- [screaming]
[bleep].
[applause]
- THIS IS REALLY COOL.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS, BUT IT'S A MUSEUM.
IT HAS AN INTERACTIVE MONITOR.
SO IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A SHARK TANK.
IT'S REALLY COOL.
- TOUCH IT. - TOUCH WHAT?
- TOUCH THE SCREEN. - [bleep].
- SEE? KEEP TOUCHING.
- I'M TOUCHING IT. - YEAH.
[all scream]
[laughter and applause]
- CAN YOU IMAGINE?
OH, MY GOD, THAT'D BE FUN TO HAVE IN YOUR HOUSE.
[laughter]
SO THERE'S A LOT OF SCARY MOVIES THAT COME OUT IN OCTOBER.
HOW MANY OF YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES?
[cheers and applause]
I DO TOO. I DO TOO.
HAVE YOU SEEN "ANNABELLE" YET?
HAVE YOU SEEN-- IT'S GOOD.
IT'S THE ONE ABOUT THE DOLL,
THE REALLY CREEPY DOLL,
AND THIS IS-- THIS IS SHE RIGHT HERE.
[audience exclaiming]
THIS IS ANNABELLE.
THIS IS ONE PHASE OF ANNABELLE.
SHE GETS CREEPIER AND CREEPIER.
ACTUALLY--SHE LOOKS DIFFERENT IN THE LIGHT.
BUT SHE--
THIS IS A DIFFERENT ONE THAN WHAT I USED EARLIER.
SO THE PRODUCERS OF THE MOVIE--
BY THE WAY, INTERESTING FACT,
THE APARTMENT IN THE MOVIE WAS MY FIRST APARTMENT
THAT I MOVED TO IN L.A.
THAT WAS THE BUILDING I LIVED IN
WHERE THEY SHOT THE MOVIE.
I WAS WATCHING IT, GOING, "THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR,"
AND IT WAS MY BUILDING.
IT WAS SCARY BACK THEN TOO.
[laughter]
ANYWAY, SO THE PRODUCERS SENT ME ANNABELLE
BECAUSE I LOVED THE MOVIE,
AND I DECIDED TO TAKE HER AROUND THE OFFICE
AND SURPRISE SOME PEOPLE,
MOSTLY MY PRODUCER ANDY,
'CAUSE HE GETS SCARED REALLY, REALLY EASILY.
AND SO THESE ARE SEVERAL THINGS THROUGHOUT THE DAY.
[laughter]
- [bleep].
[laughter]
STOP!
- I'M GONNA ASK SOME QUESTIONS.
HERE WE GO.
- [shouts]
- OH, [bleep]!
[bleep].
- HEY, ANDY.
ANDY?
- STOP. [bleep] STOP.
NOW MY [bleep] IPHONE--
DAMN IT.
STOP.
- [speaking indistinctly]
[indistinct conversation]
- [speaking indistinctly]
- OKAY.
- [laughing]
- THANK YOU.
[laughter]
- [sighs]
[cheers and applause]
THAT--
THAT WAS ANDY'S ASSISTANT JACQUELINE.
IT'S SO HILARIOUS THAT ANDY IS SCARED
AND HIS ASSISTANT IS SCARED,
AND YOU'RE GONNA MORE OF BOTH OF THEM,
'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA SEND BOTH OF THEM
TO A HAUNTED HOUSE.