- Hey fruit lovers, it's your boy, Little Apple.
I'm here with Grapefruit, and today we're taking on
the sour candy challenge.
- A challenge might not be the right word for it.
This is gonna be a breeze for me.
- Okay then, so I brought a bunch of different sour candies,
Lemonheads, Atomic Warheads, Sour Patch Kids.
What'd you bring, Grapefruit?
And also, why is that pail next to you
glowing green so ominously?
- (laughs) I'm glad you asked.
I take it you don't know about Extreme Danger Goo.
- No, never heard of it.
- Little Apple, prepare to have your mind blow
and your lips pursed.
Extreme Danger Goo is only the sourest candy
in the known universe.
Just look at the warning label.
Use with extreme caution, may dissolve your intestines,
may dissolve your tongue, may dissolve materials
of any kind.
- What the what!
Why would anyone want to put this stuff in their body?
- For greatness, of course.
To achieve something that's never been achieved before.
- You mean no one's ever eaten Extreme Danger Goo?
- Not without getting irreparable stomach ulcers,
they haven't, and yours truly is gonna be the first.
- Huh, I guess if that floats your boat.
I take it you've been training or something.
- Oh, you silly, silly, silly Little Apple.
Of course I haven't been training.
Do you understand how tough I am?
I'll be able to handle it.
- Okay, but--
- Don't you worry about me, little buddy.
I've got abs of steel and a small intestine to match it.
Shall we begin?
- All right, first up, we got Lemonheads.
Mmm, very delicious, only mildly sour.
I'm gonna give these one pucker.
Grapefruit?
- Oh, I mean these things are at least an eight
or a nine on the pucker scale,
nothing I can't handle, but wow, my cheeks are practically
touching each other on the inside of my mouth.
- (scoffs) Are you serious?
Lemonheads aren't even that sour.
- They aren't?
What does the warning label on the box say?
- No, there is no warning label.
- Like I'm gonna take your word for it.
You're illiterate.
- (yells) For the last time, I am not illiterate!
If you can't take Lemonheads, I don't think you're gonna
be able to handle that Danger Goop stuff that you brought.
- It's Danger Goo, thank you very much,
and I will absolutely be able to stand it.
I just gotta ease the old taste buds into it,
warm 'em up first, that's all.
What do we got next?
- Okay, next up are Atomic Warheads.
- Okay, sounds... intense.
- Whoa, this thing's at least six puckers.
- Really, you give it a six?
- What, you don't think it's sour?
- Not in the slightest.
I give it one pucker.
Heck, I give it zero puckers, that's just how tough I am.
- So, if it's zero puckers, why is your entire face
puckered right now?
- I have no idea what you're talking about.
- (scoffs) Whatever, so I guess you'll have no problem
with the most intense candy I brought, Toxic Waste.
- Toxic what now?
(record screeching to a stop)
- Toxic Waste, go ahead, have some since you're so tough.
I bet it's nowhere near as sour as that
Danger Goo you brought.
- Okay, let's take it easy.
Let's just take a minute and think about what we're doing.
Is it hot in here, can we open the window?
(Grapefruit laughing nervously)
- Ooh, whoa!
Oh, that's the sourest candy yet!
I better give it 10 puckers.
- 10?
That's all of the puckers!
- Go ahead, tough guy, pucker up!
- Oh, oh that's not so ba--
(Grapefruit screaming)
Yeah, it barely even registered
to my super tough taste buds.
I'm gonna give it zero puckers.
- Is that why you puckered so hard your entire body
turned inside out?
- Let's go with... yes?
- So, should we even continue?
- No, no, I'm all puckered out for the day!
- Probably for the best.
That Danger Goo stuff dissolved straight through
its packaging and the counter.
- Oh!
Oh thank goodness, my stomach is screaming
in pain right now.
- Holy Toledo, that hole's super deep!
I wonder how far down it went.
- I mean, that stuff is pretty darn sour.
It could've gone straight down to the earth's core
for all we know. (laughs)
- (laughs) That's funny.
I mean, it's a joke, right?
You don't think it actually could have gone
all the way down to the...
Was that your stomach?
- It was not.
(both screaming)
- Howdy, howdy, howdy, fruit lovers.
Ey-O here with Grapefruit.
Today, we're doing another hot sauce challenge.
- Last time I did a hot sauce challenge, I...
Well, let's just say, it could have gone better.
- Yo, what you talkin' 'bout?
You got straight up smoked! (laughs)
- That's one way of--
- Roll that footage.
- Wait!
- Are you crying?
- I'm not sure, I think I might actually be bleeding
from my eyeballs.
- Yeah, you might say the last challenge
didn't go so hot for ol' Grapefruit. (laughs)
- Fantastic.
So for today's video, we went out and got some
super intense hot sauces and also got some really
mild hot sauces.
- (laughs) Shocknado, Born to be Mild, I like these names,
very punny. (laughs)
- I'm glad you like the names.
Keep those in mind 'cause they'll be important later.
Now then, here's how the challenge works.
We each get served a hot wing.
One hot wing will have an intense hot sauce on it,
and one will have a mild sauce.
We don't know who's gonna get the hot one,
could be you, could be me.
- Like a game of Russian chew-lette. (laughs)
- Uh, anyway, if you can guess the brand just by taste
you get to drink a glass of milk for sweet, sweet relief.
If you guess wrong, you gotta live with the pain.
Make sense?
- Nope, but I like it that way.
La la la la la la la la la la!
- Okay, let's get this show on the road.
Thank you, mysterious waitress hands.
Ready, Orange?
- Not yet! (burps)
Okay, I'm ready. (laughs)
- Then one, two, three, hot wing!
- Mmm, this is pretty good.
I think I got the mild one.
How 'bout you, Grapefruit?
(Grapefruit screaming)
Whoa, looks like I got the nice one and you got
the spice one. (laughs)
- I need milk, milk!
- Ah ah ah, you gotta guess the name, remember?
Dem's the rules.
- You're right, okay.
Uh, amid the fiery pain, I think I detect the essence
of avocados, so I'll go with Fire Festival?
(Orange making a buzzer sound)
- It was Blistering Hipster.
- Ah, I should've known.
The blisters already forming inside my cheeks
should've been a dead giveaway.
- As for my hot sauce guess, the taste makes me think
of kazoos, which makes me think of Kazakhstan,
which makes me think of my friend Stan,
which makes me think of what a fan of nature I am,
so my guess is the Call of the Mild.
(bell dinging) Woo hoo!
Bottoms up!
- I don't really follow your logic, but I guess even
a broken clock is right twice a day. (chuckles)
- (burps) Round two, what say you? (laughs)
- Whatever gets me closer to enchanted milk!
Thank you, mysterious waitress hands.
- Oh wow!
Did you do your nails since we last saw you?
Love 'em!
- Enough chit chat, my lips are magma.
One, two, three, hot wing!
- Mmm, whoa, okay.
Mmm, this one might be the hot one, maybe.
It has a little spice to it.
Is yours as hot as the last time?
I can't tell if this is the hot one or the--
(Grapefruit screaming)
Well, I guess that answers that burning question. (laughs)
- Milk!
- What's your guess?
- I taste burning, but that could just be my own tongue.
I'm going with Seven Deadly Sins?
(Orange making a buzzer sound)
- But close, Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hot Sauce brand.
- Grr, I want that milk!
- Now for my guess, hmm...
- Please hurry, my throat is an oven!
- So, chicken wings make me think of rubber chickens,
which makes me think of rubber baby buggy bumpers,
which makes me think the name of my hot sauce is
Red Headed Step Mild.
(bell dinging)
- (laughs) Yay!
- How the heck did you get so lucky twice in a row?
- Mmm, well I don't know how lucky I am.
All this milk's starting to give me a tummy ache.
- My large intestine is a furnace.
I would do anything for milk right now.
- Then let's get theet around three. (laughs)
Whoa, hey, did you get engaged since we last saw you?
I thought I noticed something different.
It's gorgeous, congratulations--
- Later, we can talk about this later
when my innards aren't melting!
Okay, this one has to be mild, no way I get
three hot ones in a row.
One, two, three, hot sauce!
- Mmm, oh yep, you're right.
Oh, this one definitely has more kick than the last
two I had.
(Grapefruit screaming)
Wow, whoa, round three just got lit! (laughs)
- This one's definitely the hottest yet.
Man, I gotta guess this one right, I just gotta!
Um, okay, what name sounds the hottest?
Infinity Hot, don't know what it means,
but I'm goin' with it.
(bell dinging) - Correct!
- Yes, give me that milk, come to daddy!
Huh?
- Sorry, I guess I drank it all. (burps)
- You're sorry?
My entire body is a kiln, and you're sorry?
- Well, not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
- Why is that?
- Well, that was a whole lotta-- (vomits)
- Mark my words, people, I am never doing
a hot sauce challenge again.
(Orange screaming)
- Hey everyone, Pear and Orange here.
Today we're doing the pizza challenge.
You like pizza, right, Orange?
- Of course.
If you ask me, anyone who doesn't like pizzas is
a real weird-dough. (laughs)
- Here's how it'll work.
We've got 10 mystery ingredients hidden inside these bags.
Orange and I will each pick five.
Whatever's inside our bags, we have to put it on our pizza.
- Then we gotta eat a slice, whether it's
nasty or nice. (laughs)
- You wanna go first or should I?
- Me, I wanna go, let me at these toppings!
- Okay, go ahead.
- Gimme gimme gimme gimme topping topping topping topping!
- I said you could go first!
- Yeesh, sorry, I didn't hear you, no ears. (laughs)
Okay, I'm gonna go with bag number 10.
Okay, what's inside?
Extra cheese!
- Extra cheese, that's barely even a topping.
- Ooh, is somebody jealous?
- I'm not jealous.
- Yeah huh, look at yourself,
you're green with envy. (laughs)
- I'm always green, dude, that's just what color I am.
Okay, I'm gonna go with number five.
Looks like I picked black beans,
is that even a pizza topping?
- Anything's a pizza topping, Pear,
as long as it's on a pizza.
- Wow, thanks dude, that was really deep.
- More like deep dish, am I right? (laughs)
- (grunts) Well, I guess I'm putting black beans
on my pizza, even though they do give me really bad gas.
- Ah, quit your whining,
don't be such a party poo-Pear. (laughs)
Okay, mystery bag number three has pepperoni, woohoo!
So far, this challenge is a pizza-cake! (laughs)
- I'll say, I just got pinto beans.
These make me even gassier than black beans.
What'd you get?
- Ooh, it's a good one.
In all my life, I've never sausage
a delicious pizza. (laughs)
- Sausage, why are you getting all the normal
pizza toppings, while meanwhile I'm getting Lima beans?
- Oh, don't be mad, Pear.
It's just a fun little challenge video.
Try to have a good time,
a rootin' tootin' good time. (laughs)
(Pear growling)
Oh man, I got one I'm not too excited about.
- It's about time, what'd you get, anchovies?
- No, I got Parmesan cheese, can you believe it?
- Wait, you got more cheese?
Dude, that sounds delicious.
- Eh, I'll admit it's good, but not grate. (laughs)
Get it, Parmesan, grate?
- (groans) I got it, and I also got kidney beans.
- And I got bacon, woohoo!
- Bacon!
How is this fair, you have like,
every delicious pizza topping and meanwhile,
my pizza over here is looking like a bean museum.
- Relax, Pear, you still have one mystery ingredient left.
Maybe it'll pull the whole pizza together?
- (sighs) I doubt it, but let's check it out.
What is this, Tooty Toot 2000x?
- Oh, maybe it's medicine that makes you stop farting.
See, I told you it would all work out.
- No, no, it's actually the exact opposite,
it makes you fart like, 2000 times more than usual.
- (laughs) Oh man, who packed these mystery bags?
An American hero, that's who.
- Oh, can we please just put these toppings on
and get the pizzas in the oven?
I want to be done with this.
- Nah, don't worry, Pear, this too will pass. (laughs)
(Pear grunting)
- All right, our pizzas are baked and ready to eat.
Unfortunately for me, it's now time to eat an entire slice.
- (burps) Just one slice?
I ate the whole thing, so yummy!
- You don't have to rub it in, dude,
we know you got the better pizza.
- Your turn, Pear, your turn to eat your pizza.
- I'm aware.
- Go ahead, anytime.
- I will, okay?
- Now's a good time, everyone's waiting!
- Okay! (grunts)
Wait, this tastes different than I thought it would.
- What do you mean?
- I taste pepperoni and sausage.
Orange, did you eat the wrong pizza?
- (laughs) Of course not, how the heck would I mess up the--
(Orange's guts rumbling)
Oh, oh that's different.
- Orange?
- Pear, I need you to listen very carefully.
I want you to get everyone and take them out of the kitchen.
- But Orange--
- Listen to me, get everyone outside, start running,
and keep running.
Get as far away from this kitchen as you possibly can.
We don't have much time.
- Orange, you're kinda lookin'--
- Pear, this is not a drill!
You need to listen to me and--
(Orange's guts rumbling)
Oh, it's too late!
- What, what do you mean?
- Well, you've heard the term pie in the sky before, right?
- Sure.
- Well, you're about to see it and smell it, too.
- Orange, I'm gettin' kinda scared.
(both screaming)
- What up, what up, what up.
It's your boy, Little Apple, and I'm here with Grapefruit,
and this is the gummy food versus real food challenge.
- We'll see about that, not sure how much of a challenge
this one's gonna be for me.
- What do you mean?
- I mean, guessing whether food is real or it's made
of gummy candy?
(scoffs) C'mon, this is gonna be so easy.
I know real food when I see it, 'cause I see
the realest food there is every time I look in the mirror.
(Grapefruit laughing)
- Har har, very funny.
Well, if you're so sure this is gonna be easy,
take first crack at our first round item, pizza!
- Okay yeah, this is exactly what I'm talkin' about.
Obviously, I have the gummy pizza in front of me.
- You think so?
- I do not think so, Little Apple, I know so.
Yours has the oils, the textures, the aroma
of a pepperoni pizza slice.
Mine, on the other nonexistent hand,
appears rubbery and bulbous.
That is my final answer, I have the gummy pizza,
you have the real pizza.
- Okay, let's find out.
Mmm.
- Mmm.
- Yep, sure enough, you were right.
- Of course I was right, I'm incredible,
and my mind is terrifyingly expansive.
Bring on round two!
- Okay, next up we have rocks.
- Rocks?
(chuckles) This just gets easier and easier, doesn't it?
- What do you mean, they look exactly the same to me.
- That's because they are exactly the same.
Have you ever eaten a rock before?
- No.
- Exactly, rocks aren't food,
so they're both obviously gummy.
- Ah, so you think it's a trick round.
- Yeah, they obviously wouldn't have us bite into rocks.
- (laughs) Yeah, that's probably true,
that would not end well.
- Right, we're both gonna bite in,
and we'll both be rewarded with delicious gummy goodness.
(Grapefruit screaming)
Give me a paper towel!
Ah, mine was an actual rock!
- Huh, one was gummy food and one was real after all.
Guess this is turning out pretty challenging after all,
huh Grapefruit?
- It, that, that wasn't the deal!
Nobody said I'd be fed a real rock!
- Jeez, Grapefruit, it was right in the title,
gummy food versus real food.
- Rocks are not real food!
- I don't know, is it really that hard
to understand? (laughs)
- Hard?
Are you making rock jokes at a time like this?
- Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
What do you say we move along to round three?
- Whatever makes us finish faster,
I gotta get to the dentist.
- Okay then, round three, hot dogs.
- Super easy, yours is the real hot dog,
I can see the heat rising off it.
Mine is room temperature, which means it must be
the gummy food.
- Mmm.
You deduced correctly, this is a real hot dog,
and as an added bonus, it's delicious.
- Good, so mine's gummy.
My mouth could use a nice soft gummy something
right at about-- (screams)
- Whoa, would you look at that?
Your hotdog was a rock, too!
- Ya think?
- Well, dem's the rules.
- Dem is not the rules!
How did rocks come into play?
Why on earth are,
huh?
- Whoa, yeah, you're definitely gonna wanna
see a dentist about that.
(Grapefruit shouting incoherently)
- Yo yo yo, fruit lovers, it's your boy, Little Apple.
I'm here with Grapefruit and we're doing the Oreo challenge.
- What my diminutive friend says is true.
We will blindfold ourselves,
then sample Oreo cookies from this plate.
- Whoever guesses the correct flavor gets a point.
You ready, Grapefruit?
- Oh, I'm ready.
Little Apple, I've been preparing for this moment
my entire life.
Did you know I'm training to become a master sommelier?
- I did not.
I also don't know what a sommelier is.
- Suffice to say, my palate is a finely tuned instrument.
Guessing Oreo flavors is far beneath my skill level,
it's laughable. (chuckles)
In fact, the only reason I'm participating in this
little video challenge of yours is because I've lost like
40,000 challenge videos in a row to you.
I look forward to ending that losing streak today.
- Okay, yeah, I feel like your odds are pretty good.
Doctor says my mouth is so small that I only have room
for like, two taste buds. (laughs)
- (laughs) Oh, this will be sweet, or sour.
Whatever the taste, my tongue will identify it with ease.
- Okay, I'll go first.
Hmm, which one to pick?
- [Announcer] Little Apple has chosen
the original Oreo cookie.
- Thoughts?
- Yeah, I have no idea.
I think I taste chocolate, but maybe it's vanilla,
but maybe it might tuna fish, I just don't know.
Like I said, two taste buds.
- (laughs) Oh, I'm loving this.
Tuna fish, ridiculous.
Well, I suppose you'll just have to take a wild guess
and we'll move on to me destroying you.
- Good call, yeah, I'll just guess the normal
original Oreo flavor cause, you know, why not?
- (scoffs) Lucky guess.
I'll have no problem catching up.
- Whoa, I actually got it?
- Okay, wow, kinda hard to see with this blindfold.
- Well, yeah, that's kinda the point.
- I know it's the point, I just get all disoriented
when I can't see.
It's a thing people have, very normal.
Okay, just gonna pick up an Oreo.
- Um, Grapefruit?
- Don't tell me, I can get it myself.
I'm very smart and very self-sufficient.
Okay, it's super hard, next time I gotta remember
to dunk it in milk first.
Mmm, kinda plasticy, essence of ash tray and tennis ball,
definitely essence of tennis ball. (coughs)
Oh, is that felt in my throat?
- Oh my gosh.
- (coughs) Okay, okay, I'm gonna guess mine was
a sugar free Oreo.
It just wasn't quite up to normal Oreo standards,
and oh my gosh, I ate a poker chip.
- I tried to warn you.
- I ate a poker chip, isn't there like,
electronic stuff in these things?
Am I a cyborg now?
'Cause it's been a lifelong dream of mine to become
a cyborg, but this is not what I had in mind!
- Calm down, you're not a cyborg!
But you are losing one to zero, my turn.
- How do you do that, how do you navigate around
without being able to see?
- Grapefruit, anyone can do this.
- [Announcer] Little Apple has selected
the birthday cake Oreo.
- Mmm, okay, this one tastes great,
sort of a mint flavor.
- Mint, really?
- Yeah, I think so, I mean, I don't really know,
maybe it's banana.
My palate's so bad, you know?
- Well, if you taste mint, perhaps you should guess
the cool mint cream Oreo.
- Maybe, but also mint reminds me of basil,
which reminds me of Brazil, which explains the banana.
It also reminds me of soccer, which reminds me of
the soccer ball I got for my birthday last year,
so on a complete whim, I'm gonna go with
birthday cake Oreo.
(bell dinging)
- Oh, come on!
- Whoa, I actually got it?
Happy birthday to me, I guess! (laughs)
- (growls) Okay, listen.
This time you gotta tell me if I've actually
picked a cookie, got it?
- Seems fair.
- Promise me, I don't wanna eat another poker chip
or nothin', got it?
- Got it, I promise.
- Okay, this one.
- [Announcer] Grapefruit has selected
the double stuffed Oreo.
- Now tell me, is this an Oreo cookie of some kind,
Little Apple? - Yes.
- Is it edible?
It won't turn me into a poker cyborg or anything?
- You're perfectly fine to eat it, I swear.
- Very well then, now just gonna dunk it in
the glass of milk.
- Uh...
- And here we go.
- Grapefruit.
- Hmm?
- Do you know what kind of Oreo cookie it is?
- Mmhm.
- Um, can you reply with actual words so I know
that you're able to open your mouth?
- Mmhm.
Hmm?
- Grapefruit, you, um, dunked your cookie in glue.
(Grapefruit screaming)
I don't know who put it there,
and frankly, I feel like the poker chip is
the stranger item to have laying around a kitchen.
(Grapefruit vocalizing incoherently)
Hmm, it looks like the glue should wear off
in a couple hours.
Kinda bummed it was you and not Orange.
That would've been pretty sweet to have him
quiet for a couple hours. (laughs)
(Grapefruit laughing)
Wait, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Mmhm.
- Orange, Orange, come play the Oreo challenge with us!
Orange!
- Hidey ho, fruit lovers, today we're doing
the smoothie challenge, and let me tell you,
I am juiced! (laughs)
- So am I, Orange.
Now basically, we're gonna pull six ingredient names
out of this bowl, and whatever we pick goes straight
into the smoothie.
No matter how gross it tastes, we gotta drink
the whole thing.
- Uh oh, could be a rough ride, but something tells me
it'll be a smoothie. (laughs)
- (groans) Okay, the first ingredient is, drum roll please.
(drum rolling)
Pear?
Really?
- Oh man, this is awkward.
- Yeah, I'll say.
- So...
- So what?
- Are you gonna get in the blender now, or--
- No, I am not gonna get in the blender!
- Okay, okay, jeez.
I thought we were doing the smoothie challenge,
I guess I was wrong.
- We are doing the smoothie challenge,
but I don't see why I should have to get pulverized
in a blender in order to do it.
- Well, it's not called the smoothie easy,
it's called the smoothie challenge,
you gotta give it your all, Pear, for the audience.
I'd do anything for the audience, wouldn't you?
- Anything that doesn't involve me dying.
- Wow, some commitment you got there, Pear.
Okay fine, we'll toss your name out.
Go ahead and pick again.
- Okay, Passion Fruit.
- Oh man, really?
I don't know, I'd feel kinda bad putting Passion
in the smoothie.
- Yeah, 'cause you're in love with her.
- Nuh uh, it's 'cause nobody knows where she is,
so how can we put her in the smoothie?
- Fair point, I'll pick another ingredient.
Banana.
- Awe, we can't put Banana in the smoothie.
- Why not?
- 'Cause, it's a slippery slope. (laughs)
Get it, slippery?
- Yes, I get it.
- Awe, and we can't lose Peach, that'd be the pits,
and why should Carrot die, I don't see the point.
I'd definitely miss having Cantaloupe around,
and there isn't a food in the kitchen that wouldn't
long to have Zucchini back. (laughs)
Ooh, how about Grody Potato?
- Hey, what about me? (burps)
So, does someone wanna open a window?
Apparently, my deodorant's only strong enough for a man.
- Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now,
we cannot make a smoothie out of Grody Potato.
- Why not, because you love him?
- No, I actually detest him, and I'm not drinking a smoothie
made out of him.
Not only is it weirdly cannibalistic,
but he smells like a compost pile.
- Oh, that's true, I do live in a compost pile.
More than happy to be a part of your smoothie, though.
It's always been a dream of mine to become a sludge. (burps)
- There is no way we're drinking Grody Potato.
- But what other choice do we have?
We can't chop Onion, it'd make me cry,
and we can't chop Rutabaga, his name's too fun to say.
Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga.
- Orange!
- (laughs) Okay, I'll stop.
- No, I mean, Orange.
- (gasps) Me?
But, if I was gone, who would motorboat
when you're trying to read?
- Great point.
- And if I was gone, who would burp you awake very morning
hours before your alarm clock is set to go off?
- Here's a ladder to help you get up there.
- If I was gone, who would wake everyone up at 3:00 AM
every night with kazooing?
- Hmm, probably best to go with the smoothie setting, right?
I bet puree would work nicely too, though.
- Pear, I can't believe you want me to get in the blender.
- Dude, not two minutes ago, you were telling me
to get in there.
- But that's different, I'm the highest rated character
on this show. (laughs)
- (grunts) Well, you said it yourself, dude.
We have to blend somebody.
The audience tuned in for a smoothie challenge video.
- I know, I know, but who?
- Who indeed.
If only there was someone super willing to be turned
into a smoothie.
Hmm, now who could that be?
- (groans) Fine, hop in, Grody Potato.
- Yeah, all right!
Let me just pop an eye out and Geronimo!
- Any last words, Grody?
- Kick the tires and light the fires, Pear!
- (groans) Gladly.
(blender running) - Oh yeah! (laughs)
- Well, smoothie's ready.
I guess we gotta drink it?
- Maybe we just throw it out and say we did?
- Uh uh uh, you gotta drink it!
I got my eye on you, ya son of a gun.
- Who said that?
- You remind me of a guy I got into a fight with
in El Paso over a taco.
- Oh, for crying out loud!
- Well, a deal's a deal. (burps)
You have to be good sports about this.
After all, I was a good sport. (laughs)
- (laughs) Nice.
- (groans) Fine, here goes nothin'.
- Well, how is it?
- Ha, it's actually not half-- (vomits)
- Ew.
- (burps) Yeah, I taste pretty good, don't I?
(Grody slurping and sighing)
- What up, fruit lovers?
Ey-O and the gang here with something super cool. (laughs)
- Today we're doing the brain freeze challenge,
so we're bringing in a whole bunch of frozen treats.
- Oh wow, we got ice cream, we got Popsicles,
we even got Slurpees?
Oh man, I love all this stuff.
- You might be singin' a different tune in a few minutes,
'cause here's the deal.
It's a race to see how fast each one of us
can eat the stuff on their plate.
Whoever eats the most wins.
- And whoever eats the least?
- They'll have to spin the punishment wheel!
- Yay, I love things that are round, including you guys!
- Let's do this thing, Grapefruit is ready to roll.
- Okay, everyone get your Popsicles ready.
Three, two, one, go!
- Hey, no fair catching me off guard like that!
- What are you talking about, dude?
I counted down from three.
- Oh.
- Wow, Little Apple, in addition to being illiterate,
can you also not count?
- Um, I'd like to plead the Fourth.
- It's the Fifth, bro!
Wow, are you bad with numbers.
(Grandpa Lemon snoring)
- Um, guys, Grandpa Lemon's already asleep.
- This is great, he'll get last place for sure.
It's a race for first, people.
It's been a minute since I've won one of these challenges,
but today that all changes.
(screams) Who else is starting to get a brain freeze?
- Not me.
- Me neither.
- Three neither! (laughs)
- Was that a joke?
I don't get it.
- Oh man, oh it hurts, owie owie owie!
Seriously, am I the only one in pain right now?
- Um, dude, you might want to slow down.
Your head's looking a little, well, frozen.
- Grapefruit, you better slow down, or Elsa. (laughs)
(Grapefruit groaning)
Let it go, let it go!
- [Pear and Little Apple] Shut up!
- Yeesh, you don't need to be so cold. (laughs)
- Hey, did anyone notice Grandpa Lemon wake up?
- No, why?
- Because his Popsicle's completely finished,
plus half his ice cream.
(Grandpa Lemon snoring)
- What, I have even finished my Popsicle yet!
- Grapefruit, dude, you should slow down!
Your head looks like the planet Hoth.
- Hoth?
- Uh oh, Pear, your Star Wars reference went way over
Grapefruit's frozen head. (laughs)
(Grapefruit growling)
- Yay, I'm definitely starting to feel
a little brain freeze!
- A little, a little?
- Um, could we stop shouting the word little please?
It's a derogatory term to certain people.
- Guys, Grandpa Lemon's Slurpee is halfway gone.
(Grandpa Lemon snoring)
- How is that possible?
- I don't know, Frosty! (laughs)
- (grunts) You, you won't be callin' me Frosty
when I win this challenge!
- And Grandpa Lemon's Slurpee is finished.
(bell dinging)
- What the, how the--
- Wow, lesson learned.
Never sleep on Grandpa Lemon! (laughs)
- Wake up, Grandpa Lemon, you won, yay!
- Huh, one, what's this about one?
One, two, three, four?
- Someone wanna tell me what he's babbling on about?
- Oh, would you look at that?
Guess I got a case of the old sleep eats.
- Yeah, that's not a thing.
- So, Grandpa Lemon won, but now we gotta see who lost.
Everyone, put their Slurpees together.
(sad music)
- Seriously?
I'm over here living life as an ice cube,
and I still lost the challenge? (sobs)
- Sorry Grapefruit, but those are the rules.
You gotta spin the punishment wheel.
- Fine, gets me one step closer
to a warm bath.
Nice.
Wait, no no no no no no!
- [All] Oh!
- What does it say?
It's a number, isn't it?
(bright upbeat music)