Hello there on today's episode of Phil. We will be talking about sugar,
disappointment,
corpses, and fashion!
But first an exciting announcement: My t-shirts are finally ready! yeah, after months of planning, and house-Elf slavery,
there are now official Amazingphil t-Shirts! (children yay noise)
I Decided to go with three designs to start with and the winners were...
the Amazingphil lion suit, which comes in stylish black or powder blue
the Phil-doodle shirt, ooooo
And the lion face t-shirt which comes in Ultra amazing bright purple and teal! (high pitched) Teeeaalll
They look so cool!
I'm really excited about it, and if you want a t-shirt you can go to districtlines.com/amazingphil
I'll put all the info in the description and at the end of this video as well
So get there quick before the first batch are gone
And if you get a shirt remember to send me a photo
and then I will include pictures of you guys wearing them in my next video!
So, I'm back from America-the ultimate sadness-
of course England had a heatwave while I was away
I'm sure I control the weather, in the future look out for orange Soda rain and Marshmallow snow.
(Mrawm noises), that's my weather noise (Mrawm noises)
(giggles)Did I ever tell you that my ambition was to become a weatherman when I was younger
I dunno where that came from. I also wanted to be an ice-cream man
An ice-cream man who controls the weather, perhaps?
I also went to the(american accent) mall, the mall!
(regular accent) before I left and got this t-shirt, and these shorts
aand This t-shirt,
and some Pocky. I've always heard people talking about Pocky, like "Pocky changed my life"
So I decided to try it, and I was not disappointed.
it's like a stick of strawberry dreams that transport you to Japan is just like(music plays and Phil hums)
No more Pocky left. We do have some fake Pocky here called Mikado
Which is a lot less exciting, merh, also my American Candy Journey of Discovery
I wanted to say thanks to Shelby who sent me some Easter Peeps! I've never had peeps before, but these are the first actual
easter chicks tweet tweet tweet tweet, (arhm and chewing noises)
They taste slightly like polystyrene, but they're still sugary delicious. So here's a story: yesterday
I was taking the bin down and the bin room is like a scary, silent, hell dimension anyway
So I'm always a bit wary of going down there
So I'm just like(slightly heavy breathing noises) when I saw a human arm in the bin like poking out of the bin bag
I was like "ahh! call the police, call the army, call the space patrol!" I didn't know what to do
I was just like is the serial killer still here? is he hiding behind the bin?
Do I run outside? do I look at the arm again? instead of doing any of these things
I just turned into a rabbit (pauses and mimics rabbit freezing)and froze like "aaaAAAH"
finally I plucked up the courage to return to the bin to make sure what it actually was and-
the things I do for you guys, I-(giggles)-
it was
It was this
What-what even is this? what-why would you have this? It's made out of stone. It's just a freaky stone hand
Why was this even in the bin?
Why would you own this? like, where would you buy one?
Also, someone saw me retrieving it from the bin to show you guys.
I'm scared It's gonna turn into a horror movie situation where it like chokes me in my sleep
or attacks my nose or something, blah. I wanna-
Gonna wash my hands now. Yeah, a lot of you been asking about Simon. He's doing good still,
I'm gonna be getting him back tomorrow.
(ominous voice) then we can snuggle.
(normal voice)No, I'm excited to see that little face again.
I just realized I forgot to put Lion behind me! he's here, don't worry. Sorry. That was close!
oohm. But, yeah, despite missing America
I'm happy to be back in Jolly Old England!
Uh, Mainly because of the crunchy nut cornflakes and NOT radioactive fanta. see, look how different is.
I've also been playing Final Fantasy 8 Which, I am now addicted to, if you're following me on Twitter
You would know that. Today's Draw Phil Naked iisss...
And I'm also on Apartment Red this week talking about the dangers of snake oil, so check it out!
I'm going to go now, hope you will enjoy the sunshine,
and I will see you next week!
Byee!
Noooo...
(fanta bottle fizzes)