Scarra: I think it was something where he thought it'd be funny if someone did this and I was like let's do it together
Scarra: I kind of egged him on and then realized wait, that's...
Scarra: That's a really weird song, but I just went with it you know
Yoona: ♪ COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY ♪
Scarra: ♪ WOO WOO WOO ♪
Xell: ♪ COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY ♪
Mark: ♪ WOO WUU WOO WOO WUU WOO ~ ♪
Lily: *covers her ears*
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OFFLINETV TRIES KAROKE
Lily: My favorite artist is Millie
Mark: Dance Gavin Dance, Fall of Troy, Bring me the Horizon,
Scarra: Sometimes it's like really popular songs they come from Texas so Taylor Swift songs are
non-stop at my head sometimes
Xell: Generally the thing I like to sing at karaoke is like whiny emo
Kick like like punk rock stuff.
Fed: There's things to Mars and Linkin Park, and like my old school like, throwback..
I want to I'm gonna jam to this put up the volume all the way max in my car and like just sing my solo
Albert: Even though I have a perfect pitch
I don't sing well
you know just because you can just because you know what pictures are supposed to sound like I'm
physically constrained by my vocal chords, I can't uh
I can't hit certain notes.
Lily: So when they said we were going Karaoke
I thought it was gonna be an enclosed to room like a
You know private room with the safety of my friends so I can be you know comfortable
But no, it was an open area like a public area where anyone walking by can listen to you
*INAUDIBLE FOR THIS CAPTIONER*
Are you ready to (Inaudilbe )
This is like a high pressure
This like a high pressure situation
This is way scarier than what i was expecting
Albert: We're all bad, don't worry.
Albert: You're probably the best one here
Mark: It's a kind of more fun environment for someone like me who doesn't want to sing all the time that much.
Xell: Yeah, so we got there ordered a few drinks
Yeah, you know let the drinks settle a little bit, build up the courage to go on stage
Fed: I've never done karaoke before, but I have played Guitar Hero
World Tour and like they had like the singing thing I did it once and my mom told me to never do it again, so
yeah.
yeah..
*Background Music*
*claps*
Xell: Let's go!
Lily: Fed, you're cool!
Xell: Bring it home, Fed!
Lily: Fed, you're SO cool!
Xell: Les' go, Fed!
Fed: You know I did have a couple shots me-me, Josh and Mark
You know, we drank a little bit so we were a little bit, uh..
You know on the experimental side of things and you know I saw, I Kissed A Girl and Katy Perry and my brain just like
went for it, and uh..
Inner Fed: What have i done
Fed: oh god.
*terrible fed singing* I kissed a girl to try it i hope my boyfriend dont mind it
Mark: *silently judging*
HI
Fed: Y'guys ever wake up in like you don't wait
You don't remember what happened the night before and it slowly comes back to you? I feel like it's happening here right now.
Why did you guys let me see that? Oh my god!
Xell: *laughs*
Lily: is he-?
*Fed crying*
*crowd cheers*
(?): Let's goo
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Mark: So the song I am choosing to sing solo is what's my age again by blink-182
1. I love that song and I feel like I kind of sympathize with a little bit
And
2. it's really easy to sing to - I'm pretty sure
*laughs*
Scarra: I saw, I went in thinking you'd be really funny this thing would be the thong song
Scarra: Turns out I just do not know the song at all. I only know like that thong thong thong thong thong aye, that's it
Scarra: You know it turns out hey
you know the rest of lyrics really matter when you do karaoke if you only leave a
A third of the song, you kind of look stupid, so I felt really bad, when I was up there
But that was pretty funny.
Xell: So the stuff I love singing is like Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance,
Sum 41, Blink 182, like all like the throwbacks from like the early 2000s like that stuff is my jam for Karaoke.
Fed: I'D DO ANYTHIINGGG
*apparently Lily really likes the saying drink all your problems away*
*and Fed is flabbergasted at the fact Lily doesn't give a damn*
Lily: I like classical, I like instrumental, and I like the occasional rap and pop.
*nods*
Lily: I don't know Mark, can I sing along to Chopin??
*hysterical laughter*
Lily: I chose Creep (Radiohead) because,
One, it's an easy song to sing
Two, I think it's a song that you know, everyone can kinda relate to, right?
You know, we've all been you know, outcast too once in our life, right? like without-without any like, friends
And you just feel left out?
(´；д；`)
Lily: Uh, I don't know why the people outside joined in, I think it's a really iconic song like who doesn't know Creep? So...
Mark: So apparently Jamie and Leslie have a special version of Bubbly written for SCARRA.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*THE CROWD GOES WIIIILDDDDDD*
Scarra: I've never been serenaded like that before so especially to-- fro-- to a-- an original song you know, change lyrics?
I was kind of blown away. It's super cute
Fuslie: Will you be our Valentines?
*aww*
Fuslie and Jamie: YEAAA!
*hugz*
*pat*
*pat pat*
*Lily hugs Fed, and Fed is disgusted and/or in awe* Lily: IT'S SO CUTE
Lily: ejhergephebrds-- SO CUTE!
Fed: What abou--
Lily: IT WAS SO CUTE!
What about Jaime though
Scarra: OH MY GOD!
*everyone cheers*
Scarra: I kind of known they were doing something ahead of time because Leslie, uh,
DM-ed me and asked me hey, you know is a cool video song about you, but there was no context
I had no idea what they were doing it for and turns out that they were doing it for Valentine's
And they just end up making this song, and it was super cute. Honestly. I was just blown away
As long as you LALALALALALALALALALA-LOVE ME~
Albert: So one of the songs I picked was As Long As You Love Me (J-beebs)
And it was a duet that I meant to do with Fed
And when we got up there and we have to try to sing it I realized
Uh, one, I didn't know the song as well as I thought I did
And, two, I couldn't hit the notes in the chorus
LALALALALALALALALALALALA-LOVE ME~
It's not that bad! Lily!
Xell: Singing 'Sugar We're Going Down' by Fall Out Boy with Mark Z. That's like the classic karaoke song I love- I love to death
♪ Sugar we're going down swinging ♪
♪ I'll be your number one with a bullet ♪
♪ A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it ♪
Xell: There was like a couple of different moments where we got like a bunch of people on stage
I think it was for Lincoln Park, and yeah, we just had everyone just kind of screaming their lungs out to Lincoln Park
♪ There's only one thing you should know~ ♪
♪ I'VE PUT MY TRUST- ♪
♪ IN YOU ♪
♪ PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GO ♪
♪ FOR ALL THIS ♪
♪ THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW~ ♪
♪ These wounds, they will not heal~ ♪
♪ Fear is how I fall ♪
♪ Confusing what is real ♪
♪ Crawling in my skin ♪
"BARBIE GIRL" BY AQUA
Scarra: Uh.. there was no reason why I was Barbie
And Yoona was Ken, we kind of just like..
figured it out on the fly? I think it was something where he thought it'd be funny if someone did this and I was like
Let's do it together. I kind of egged him on and then realized wait, that's..
That's a really weird song, but I just ran with it you know
Fuslie: Oh my god, Scarra, please.. have some shame
Mark: I'm gonna, I'm gonna need to go to the bathroom for a minute..
Fed: Alright..
Mark: I'm gonna.. need to go *what?* myself.
Fed: Alright, go for it dude.
Fed: Wait, what was that heart--
Yoona: Come on Barbie, Let's go party!
Scarra: Woo Wooo Woo~
Xell: COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY
Mark: Woo Wooo Woo Wooo *dances to the great song*
Lily: *covers her ears*
Inner Lily *I hope i forget these after i am drunk*
Fed: Please, never do that ever again
Scarra: Were you turned on? *wtf*
Fed: A little bit, that's the concerning part. Mark had to stand up and leave
Mark: I went to the bathroom.
Even Fed (who was there) could not add subtitles here. sorry guys :c
Cause if you like the way you look that much Oh baby you should go and love yourself
With you! With you! With you! With you! Love is an open door
Youuuuuuu!! Youuuuuu!!
I really can't...
Albert: Every song is..
*invisible knife stab*
a stab to the heart
Fed: For sure recommend Karaoke to people. I think it's important that you're intoxicated to some degree
I mean sorry not intoxicated that you're mentally prepared going in
Lily: Uh, the experience was definitely different rather than a private Karaoke room
Cause it's just like, more open and public, but I think I would do it again.
Scarra: Uh, I was
more, or less just about embarrassed just as I thought I would be, when I came in
Xell: The way I see it is if you go to karaoke
and by the end of the night you still have your voice then you did something wrong
Albert: Um, the next time.. I might go with a different group.
Albert: You know..? you know.. I got--I gotta protect my ears, you know? it's part of my craft.
Mark: Everyone's blown their voice out!
Fed: We're actually completely--
Mark: SO, I have to cancel Academy tomorrow..
*sobs*
Mark: Uh..
Fed: I'm so sorry..
Mark: So we're gonna do interviews tomorrow, or another day?
Fed: YeAH.
*cough*
(?): Alright, Mark--
Mark: BLEEAAGHHHHHHHHHHH
SUBTITLES BY : ArcQueer - don't him/her me up
Subtitles edited by TSRXD. Added in some difficult to read stuff and edited some words