hi everyone Simon here so llamas tails part 3 I
thought I was going to try and do this really quickly but I'm enjoying it it's
got a girl he picked up in the nightclub downstairs and I also brought her back
to the room great aerobic session really good workout and he sparked a the jet
that I kicked him you went out like a light
woke up in the morning bit of a daze looked around thought where and why
what's up men oh yes and then oh I brought the girl here it's not next to
him can't see any clothes around the room panic jumps up goes to the bathroom
he's in there no oh where's she gone what's happened there's room case oh my
god is she take me into the mine his shorts are on the side it's t-shirt
ghost and safe safe clothes punches in electronic safe
punches in the button I would say everything's there this is strange
closure the safe locks it it's oh I had a couple of thousand bought bought some
drinks she probably took the money and gone goes to his shorts and in the
pocket pulls out at 11 and robot my short ball quite a few drinks I
haven't paid the girl where is she she hasn't taken anything ever that strange
see how well that might maybe she'll got that later for some money and whatever
the cutest never happened like that before anyway as a wash check the time
on his phone and it's about 11:00 in the morning so he had a really good sleep
he's feeling much more refreshed breakfast gotta have some food closes
phone in the pocket bit of money locks are safe casual clothes at the
hotel hotel don't do breakfast or if they do he didn't tell you you can all
go back to the bus stop it's just down the road to get breakfast for there try
it and he wonders then in the bus stop lovely breakfast and there's two floors
on the brush you can set up stairs and good Spacey over the high wall of the
front notice cut the hotel's opposite all looks reasonably quiet outside and
she's breakfast thinks what am I going to do today it's time now to move I've
done the one go-go bar in Nana it's pretty much all the same in there I'm
going to go and try cable it's a nice slow leak a boy don't suck a bit Road so
it's 21 on the left sorry 23 on the left 20 metres in either of those roads is a
connecting Road between course SOI cabling I'm going to go there tonight
right back to the hotel chief McClellan ever wonder eight guess back to the
hotel walk through the front door and the guy at the desk of the hotel
he's affecting engine over and there's a girl stood there any you sort of vaguely
recognizes and goes across my guy to this girl with you he looks there and
she's like and it has the girl from last night yeah yep she's with maybe things
up take of the room and sort out the money and everything yeah
the man says to him you not book tonight tonight with full you must finish your
room by 12 o'clock what for keep hotels for fully booked up
great going to move Hotel okay hey the rim takes this girl jumps
on him all over him again and it has to oblige oh dear
this poor girl needs an exercise got out break
she's crazy girl crazy energetic and fun on brilliant girl you know really good
really good for a I have its it sort of it's gone past well doc you supposed to
be at the room and he says this girl look I've got a motive hotel and thank
you and I will pay you now for everything for last night today um and
he said how much and the girl said surrounded says five days and Barton's
like never wet you might pay anything the going rate was about a thousand but
for the short time she stayed all night and another more okay give me three days
in boxes brilliant pools three out and she's like and he's like that's it
and she's like grunts what she goes out that all that was a lucky escape he
could have been spent for the whole volume he's gone brood grabs his bag
throws every million eight he hasn't got much still and he's at the hotel he's
homeless now he wants cowboy you in the evening
now you decides I'm gonna have a bit of luxury
I've read about apartments Suites I want some real luxury on this holiday
a couple of times why not now is a good time
mmm I just got his cases of pain to walk all the way up took a bit road it's I
mean it's not far this may be quarter a mile half a mile pavements are uneven
and you're fighting through people who think what is jumping that took took he
throws this took talks there in the car pop I'm a hundred bar everyone's at home
drew bar all right he said SOI 23 so convert jasmine sweets
place he read a bag and I took took new yet now we're okay
about through throws education in the back of his tooktook jumpsuit taking
your own hands at your own life into your own hands with tuk-tuk drivers they
Rev those things and pull away in door wheelie
it's like going around the traffic and Matt anyway five minute trip straight up
the road to convert into 23 SOI 23 20 meters in on the right hand side is a
hotel apartment complex with a pulling for taxes tucked up pulls in rounded
pays him is under about no tip pulls his case after took took them heads in
doormat homes the doors check-in is on the third or fourth floor so guy
pointing to the lift thousand I've been in here before and it looks really nice
from the front it could be expensive give them the lift third only let you go
so far without a card so very much to the third or fourth come out of the list
there's a beautiful little pool there maybe it's a fish pond or something and
the reception he walks over section rooms only one night because it's gonna
be expensive and the lady says to him we haven't got any standard rooms we've
only got junior suites they're normally 7,000 bars and nice and this is back in
two thousand seven thousand bar tonight however if you stay for three nights
with us we will do you three nights no breakfast just the room for fifteen
thousand bars and he's only not too much the gilliam easily comes back okay
twelve thousand bar for three nights oh it's like
seven thousand a night 12 or three not God I'm gonna do it with a luxury so
twelve thousand body just paid cash there in there there you go bang they
also want imprint off his credit card just in case okay there you go again
mess create card swipe card thing for the lift and explain that any visitors
have to check in at reception ID cards as we hand it over reception or keep
them it's the visit to leave you at any time day and night they come back to
reception get the card the reception will ring you to check everything's okay
before releasing the card if anyone comes to visit you and you're in your
room they'll have to come to reception to be able to get authorization and then
a card to get to you to your room see you totally secure no crazy people
can get up to your room without reception given you the nod now that is
a great place to stay if you want to be left alone
if you guys have got one girl one night another another night and the other ones
can't get back to you a locked 8 safe worth paying there's an extra maybe for
some of these hotels anyway Solomon's like luxury three nights one I'm going
for it up he goes it's a genius with oh it's
beautiful kitchen area desk big desk seats
telephone nice light over this just like a writer's desk beautiful big desk the
lounge area is large sette big-screen TV LCD on the wall and then off in one
corner is bedroom big king queen whatever big sized bed and then another
door off into a beautiful bathroom this is only genius we imagine what the
biggest weeds are like and the bath is a spa bath it's got all the little glowy
vents and things in there to bubble up there's a bubble bath quite a large long
bar beautiful bathroom the studiously is it's like a five-star absolutely
gorgeous free water but everything else in that minibar on the side you pay for
reasonable price is not not too expensive in our beer there's a t-bar so
no problem beautiful room so find him hit it it's about two o'clock in the
afternoon he's checking so they've got much stuff to unpack he's there for 390
things brilliant okay boy tonight that's it but first he had heard in his two
times in Petare a couple of other places being mentioned you knowing you
everything and breezin know it all there's two other places on his head and
istic hitless one was SOI seven stroke one a club called the Eden Club later
and SOI 7 down there on the left back in those days was a beer garden freelancers
almost ones and nurses from the club and stuff they were all there in the daytime
and he's thinking to myself Biergarten goddamn experience this suite
the bed everything hedonistic holiday canny go down now and find a nice lady
his shoulders hurting he needs a massage actually come to the hotel
everyone's opening the doors from his down in the lift doors open by a nice
concierge so exact that sorry 23 needs to get back to SOI said that's bit of a
pain he thinks I'm just going to walk it and he walks down cowboy which is almost
dead up sees Hotel there's a few girls there and it's it's not later than the
daytime is just cars when I'm down and bikes walk stained cowboy around the
corner of 21 down circle bit there's lots of street vendors even though it's
about two three and a half then you starting to set up bits for the evening
and the evenings they've they've got the vendors all the way down selling all
sorts of things clothes and gadgets and stuff so 20-minute walk down he goes
halfway down he sees as Robinson's or something on the right and and notice
there's a cider McDonald's or a chaos heels I mean notices that we didn't
firstly yeah breakfast it wasn't that long ago good something you want some
Thai food he keeps going down he spots so seven one where it is remember that
next soy sauce Evan heading down on my left in the distance you can see the
beer garden there's a sign they're sort of big bushes all the way along bushes
all the way along with a gap in the middle but on the right is a food court
are perfect into the food court different little shops there selling
food and grab some Thai food ten tables or whatever loads of them maybe 30 40
tables with seats grab some food sit down keep his chips the food finds
themselves looking at the cross for the Biergarten
and he's eating it's got a Coke notice is quite a few guys and girls going in
and out you know guys going in coming out with a girl quite a bit of taffy
so he thinks this could be good eat his food
and heads over toward the beer garden oh
this episode's going on again that's three episodes it was only going to be
one maybe I talk too much or talk too slow I'm sorry you can always just turn
them off I'll catch you on the X next F for Solomon's tales