[Cheers and applause].
>> Oh, my god!
>> Yeah!
>> One of the most famous
daytime TV shows of all time,
"Maury," is now in its 22nd
season, believe it or not.
Let's give a big New York
welcome to maury povich!
You look fantastic, my man.
>> You all look great, Scott.
>> All bundled up.
>> Even you.
You're still worried about Chris
rock, really?
>> Isn't that great?
>> The 22nd season.
>> That is uncomfortable.
I've been seeing you so many
years.
>> Yeah, I know, since you were
a kid.
>> But at what point did it
transition to the whole show
becoming, you are not the
father!
>> Maybe 20 years ago.
That's when we came up with the
By luck, the key was, I think,
when they gave me the theme for
the first time, in terms of DNA,
they asked me, so the answer to
the DNA, and said, you know, I
don't want to know, I don't want
to know.
>> That's great.
>> I don't want to know any more
than my guests know, my live
audience, my audience at home
because I would skewer the
questions if you know all the
knowledge you ask questions
nobody else knows about in terms
of the answer.
>> Is it true a lot of babies
are named after you?
>> There are some demarios
around.
Demaurys around.
>> Is there one name most
popular from your show?
>> No.
I mean, the most popular thing
on the show is when I say, you
are or are not the father.
>> I thought maybe Carol.
>> They said heaven backwards.
>> Sure.
Neveah.
And we go, yes, heavens, yes.
>> Not the first time you heard
it.
>> At what point did the dance
celebration start?
I feel like they upped the
anti-.
>> All about our guests.
When you are not -- I had one
the other day did a complete
backflip.
>> It doesn't get old.
>> It never does.
>> It's mostly remarkable, Tyler
Perry.
There we go.
>> Oh!
Cabbage patch.
The old school moves.
>> Tyler Perry had me on one of
his Madea movies and he was
imitating the woman when Madea
found out the certain guy was
not the father and daughter, she
did the whole thing, she ran --
Tyler ran off the stage,
collapsed on the sofa.
>> That's awesome.
Are people just yelling, you're
not the father on the streets.
>> In New York, it's great.
First of all, if you all know,
if nobody recognizes you you
must be doing something wrong.
You're recognized and that's
good.
Hey, write this down, to Ken,
you are not the father.
>> Now, we've got a board game.
Tell us about the game.
>> Here we are.
Can you imagine?
It came up.
This is a -- an adult board
game.
>> Is there DNA tests involved?
>> Of course.
My gosh.
>> The thing is the key is the
people who have the wildest
quotes as to why they're not the
father --
>> Right.
>> -- By the way, all cards with
the quotes come from the show.
>> Actual quotes.
>> For instance, I can't be the
father, I had an accident when I
was a kid on a jungle gym and a
certain part of my body got
disrupted.
Or that baby's too white, I
can't be the father.
>> Let's play the game.
>> We need a diversion.
Wait.
I have my cards and you have
yours?
>> It's a nice to -- you can
have a beer or two, an adult
game.
>> Of course.
>> Scott, this is for you.
I have card number two.
You and the baby's bellybuttons
are both innies.
>> That's how you know.
Different eyes and different
nose and different mouth for
you, maury.
>> Number three for you.
Don't you understand where
babies come from, it only takes
one time.
>> I was in a coma when she got
pregnant.
I can't be that baby's father.
That's legit.
>> Card number four, your face
is like that baby's looking in
the mirror.
>> You know what DNA stands for,
maury?
Does not add up.
>> That's good.
>> Here we go.
Five.
If you were half a man you'd
admit you were the whole daddy.
>> How can I make a baby when
she keeps breaking my --
>> Oh.
>> So, case closed.
Cabbage patch.
That's it.
>> So the key is -- the key is,
it's like old maid, the person
who is the father, and the
result, is the loser in the
game.
Here we go.
>> Claim the kid.
>> Scott.
>> You are not the father!
>> Oh!
Oh!
>> Mario --
>> You are the father!
>> You know what, it's okay.
I like kids.
I want more babies.
>> You are not the father is