There it is.
The finest eating establishment ever established for eating.
The Krusty Krab.
Is this any way to behave, hmm?
Can we show a little decency
and form a neat, single-file line in front of the register?
[screaming]
You are going to hand deliver it to me personally!
No, no, no!
There's no one here.
Don't remind me.
The roughest toughest sailor club ever to be built under the seven seas!
I think you'd be more comfortable over at that place.
Weenie Hut Jr's!
Are you saying I belong at Weenie Hut Jr's?
Er, oh, no, sorry...
I was actually pointing to the place next to it.
Super Weenie Hut Jr's?
We're not doing so well, Patrick.
We need a new approach, a new tactic.
I got it, let's get naked!
No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
Yes, sir!
We sell Pretty Patties!
That thing's green!
[laughing]
Green!
[chuckling]
You're spoiling me, Mr. Krabs.
I mean, foot rubs between courses, caricatures, important music!
[music playing]
Is that a burger you're eating?
Why, yes it is.
You know what would go good with that?
No, what?
Ripped... pants...
[licking]
OK, now what?
[licking]
This isn't working.
I'm telling you, he's huge!
Have you guys seen SpongeBob anywhere?
You mean MuscleBob BuffPants?
- He's in there! - Er, whatever, thanks.
I start off with 20 raw eggs every day, but that's just me!
- Pardon me. - Working out is my life!
I remember when I used to look like that guy over there.
Who, me?
[laughing]
[growling]
Ahoy there, mateys.
Welcome to the Krabby O'Mondays.
It's my birthday!
Can I start you off with--
Will you sing the Krabby Mondays birthday song to my special little man?
♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy, happy ♪
They're multiplying!
Why, they're on every corner!
Block after block!
They're everywhere!
I've gotta do something about this!
Stinky Burgers is the only place to get a burger.
The kids loved stinky!
- Stinky, Stinky! - Stinky, come out!
[laughing]
[cheering]
[horn blowing]
Our venture into capitalism began!
One dollar please!
There you are, sir.
Morning, Squidward!
Squidward, where did you find those shoes?
[hissing]
Well, I'm not sure how I did it, but I-- woah!
Fiddlesticks, missed again!
Nothing of interest to report so far, in fact it's kind of... dumpy.
And customer safety... a little lax.
And it smells in here,
like a tuna bathed in algae after running a marathon!
Oh, so it's a crime now to exercise?
[munching]
- Help, help, somebody, help! - Huh?
Sounds like another job for Patrick Man!
[music playing]
Boy, I can't wait to have one of your renowned shakes, Sir Frosty Mug.
You've tried the rest, now prepare for the best!
Rusty Rickets!
A big ghost?
I thought we were-- we were conjuring a rip roast!
I'm outta here!
Get help, buddy!
Just get me away from this freak!
Heh, he means freak in the nicest possible way.
Doris, I insist!
Don't be silly!
Allow me, ladies!
I should pay... after all, I am a man.
[groaning]
[gurgling]
♪ Feels like a crime ♪
♪ Can't pull on a zipper Of flip a dime ♪
♪ And forget about chopsticks You'll starve every time ♪
[clicking]
Stop right there!
Y'all ain't allowed in here no more.
[laughing]
Make a hole!
[whimpering]
[meowing]
I made it!
[laughing]
It's beautiful.
[mumbling]
[chuckling]
Darling, why don't you toss the peasants a little something?
[scrambling]
[music playing]
[slurping]
[crashing]
People left their food behind!
Shouldn't go to waste!
I don't care how many of you there are, you don't scare me!
I can't smell!
[laughing]
Hey, this Krabby Patty tastes even better than usual!
What's in it, SpongeBob?
Well, it's the same old patty,
except now, each one has a bit of chum added.
A pinch of ch-- ch-- chum?
Good work, me boyo!
[music playing]
[cheering]
Sal, I'm feeling hungry tonight!
How's about another plate of chum?
Oh, sorry, Eugene, that was my last plate of chum ever!
The Flabby Patty?
Another restaurant!
Looks like Krabs has some real competition, huh?
Interesting.
Wow, a Flabby Patty!
Greetings, purveyor of elongated sausage products!
I would love to work at your establishment.
Well, you do look enthusiastic.
Excuse me, Mr. Pizza man, er, you need a fry cook?
Oh, boy, do I! Can you make pizza?
Probably.
Oh, that's amazing, congratulations, you're hired!
Cool.
How about that?
Interesting.
It's some sort of burrito patty.
Hmm... who'd like to taste it?
I'll give it a go.
[spraying]
You're fired!
[sobbing]
[smashing]
You're fired!
And take your noodle patty with you!
Oh, I'll take it alright, I'll take it to go!
Home.